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lol fuck off Hammer.
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lol fuck off Hammer.
Alright lads?
And it's a shitter [/giggles]
Yeah. You?
I was ill last week (first time in 3-4 years, I think :cool:), and now I've got a bastard cough. I'm not exaggerating when I say it goes off 2-3 times a minute. Lemsip and syrup are worthless. Any hot tips?
What a time to be alive :cool:
Lads
Remember the old board when it was dying and everyone was saying their goodbyes and then this place happened?
God we're great.
Covonia.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Yeah what a legend SvN is. He saved us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arc_Zq7CBooQuote:
Originally Posted by phonics
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Originally Posted by Ian
Is it any better than Benylin? I've been on that and it's snake oil.
The fucker feels like chesty, dry and tickly all rolled into one, fuck knows what I should be on. Morphine would probably do.
All cough medicine is a swizz, you want glycerin, honey, and lemon juice. Not that anyone ever has glycerin in their house so you're still fucked.
I have some in the lab. Smells like sugar. Burns like crap.
Burn that cough right out.
Covonia is the only cough medicine I've ever thought has made a difference. Cough medicines that actually taste nice are 100% a scam though.
People are freaking out down here atm because anything with codeine, including cough medicine, now requires a script from the GP.
Rules :cool:
hands off my delicious cocodemol aussie cunts
We are also going to have another tax raise on Alcohol.
:cool:
They'll be legalising and taxing the fuck out of cocaine next
You need to amp the Lemsip up to Purple drank levels.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
I want to seethe with rage and call you a fucking cunt, but you're supporting the cause so fair play really. I was slow in that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Pineapple juice.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Best bit was Raoul sneering and sarcastically giving advice to amateurs SvN and phonics who were burying their heads in the sand when it was going wrong.
Thanks SvN.
When I was a kid I remember finding ant nests (in the ground) and hosing the shit out of them. Grandad would cheer me on because he had a fucking crusade against ants bless him.
It's also funny how Americans pronounce "aunt" as "ant". Like why do you have an insect for a relative loser.
That is also funny.
They don't. They pronounce it 'Ohntie'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazuuurk
How else would you say aunt? Ornt? LOL
Out the way, Madge.
I did half a mug of grand marnier, blackcurrant lemsip and honey the other week for a sore throat.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Didn't work but it's nice.
I don't think anything really works for suppressing coughs (from having a look at the evidence base a while ago), not even the codeine based ones. Just have to ride the misery out.
I'd pronounce it 'arnt'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Yes, but you’re from the civilised end of the country.
You reckon?
Turmeric for coughs? Not sure it works but meant to be very healthy anyway.
Isn't coughing a method designed by GOD to expunge shite from the lungs? Surely we shouldn't' be stifling this sort of thing.