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Poland v Portugal (ITV, 20:00 - 30/06)
Wales v Belgium (BBC, 20:00 - 01/07)
Italy v Germany (BBC, 20:00 - 02/07
France v Iceland (ITV, 20:00 - 03/07)
Now that the meltdown has cooled off somewhat do any of these teams have what it takes to win the whole thing?
I can guarantee that one of them has what it takes to win the whole thing.
Not sure whether to support Wales or not. Probably not.
It'll be whoever wins Italy/Germany. I think Italy are slight favourites.
1. Ronaldo
2. Belgium
3. Germany
4. France
Portugal bollocksing their way to the title, and Nani wins the Ballon d'Or. :drool:
I think Italy will win it, but then I've already changed my mind twice so far because I know fuck all.
Do the winners of the top two face eachother? ie Poland vs Wales in the semis.
Basically I'm asking if Wales vs Iceland can be the final. :drool:
.....
Wales winning the whole thing would make the meltdown even more epic.
I've got Italy in the work sweepstake. If they win this one I will almost be able to taste the money.
I'm going to the stade velodrome tomorrow in the awkward position of hoping neither team wins.
:moop:
Germany - Italy will be tasty. Both looked good so fancy the winner of that to take it. France look too fragile.
Germany are going to win it. Playing good football, settled team and a cutting edge far above what the others can muster.
Poland, Belgium, Germany and France for me.
Germany have never lost to Italy in a tournament match before, at the World Cup or the Euros (out of eight meetings so far).
Means nothing when they're out on the pitch, but it's an interesting factoid.
Where did you get that bollocks statistic? Italy beat Germany 2-0 en route to a World Cup victory in 2006.
Ah, I wrote that the wrong way around, although I meant the correct thing. I meant to say that Italy have never lost to Germany. Eight meetings, no losses.
1962 World Cup: 0-0
1970 World Cup: 4-3 (aet)
1978 World Cup: 0-0
1982 World Cup: 3-1
1988 European Cup: 1-1
1996 European Cup: 0-0
2006 World Cup: 2-0 (aet)
2012 European Cup: 2-1
It's a pretty decent record, although only two of them were settled with a result in normal time.
Is this thing still going etc.
I don't even know where to start.Quote:
Originally Posted by BBC
Anyone else in Paris this weekend? :moop:
Amigo is. You can both down 12 Euro pints together to the rhythm of that Viking chant.
Glyfi's on fire.
:dance:
That's the issue with the current lot. Proper English hardmen would spray paint thinner on their tricot so the fumes keep them at full PASSION throughout the match. Strawberry? Get the fuck outta here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Byron
Thank fuck there's football on tonight, lads.
Spraying perfume on your kit or taking snaps of your platinum toilet is all very well and good when you've actually won something. Doing it when you're an inconsistent, injury prone, mid-table wanker should get you burnt at the stake.
Roll on the great crash.
I hope the great crash is as sudden and dramatic as the Brexit one.
'We regret to announce that as of this morning, Everton FC has closed.'
I might add Raheembae on Snapchat just to see dem toiletz. :drool:
You're talking about Champions League winner Daniel Sturridge, I'll have you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Scoring as many goals as I did in the process.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adramelch
All the cod are terrified?Quote:
Originally Posted by Davgooner
In Marseille tonight, ton of English here having a great old time, off to the game tonight
Marseille is a shit hole and it's too hot. So I'm hiding in my hotel room until the game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Sacamano
We've had a Great time here. No trouble what so ever, get your arse down to omalleys
Tryna debate the finer points of 2nd Amendment jurisprudence? :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by Davgooner
Does anyone else think it's a bit weird that one team has to play the final 3 days after the semi?
The schedule has been crap (ie designed by the French/communists), the whole thing is a week longer than it needed to be.
Vertonghen done for the tournament
Vermaelen was already going to miss the Wales game due to suspension
Lukaku at left back. :sick:
Portugal XI: Rui Patricio, Cedric, Pepe, Jose Fonte, Eliseu, William Carvalho, Adrien Silva, Renato Sanches, Joao Mario, Nani, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Poland XI: Fabianski, Piszczek, Glik, Pazdan, Jedrzejczyk, Blaszczykowski, Maczynski, Krychowiak, Grosicki, Milik, Lewandowski.
Goals please Portgual you bunch of wanks. Not another shite fest like the Croatia game.
Krychowiak and the boys are going to reduce Ronaldo to tears and it's going to be fucking glorious.
This is going to be a full 120 minute utter shitfest.
The first five seconds of the studio broadcast to open the show were brilliant, almost certainly better than anything the game will provide. Pougatch opened with 'the world and his wife have had their say', to which Ryan Giggs let out a nervous titter. Pougatch looked really fucking pleased with himself too.
Fuck off with the applause. So mawkish. Silence or nothing.
Mahow :drool:
:drool:
Get fucked Ronaldo.
:face:Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Grosicki is a fucking hero too.
Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
I think every Porko in that half of the field was somehow at fault for that.
Fantastic stat: 41 attempts at direct free kicks for Ronaldo at international tournaments and he's never scored one. :harold:
Portugal are actually worse than us which makes the meltdown even more lol.
He's shite at them. If one in every million didn't whizz into the top corner at Mach 5 he'd be lolled out of the stadium every time he showed interest in hitting one. Wasn't there a stat that said of everyone who's hit over a certain number of free kicks he has the worst accuracy?
I know that before the tournament only 8 of his 34 attempts had even hit the target.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
I can't remember any this year hitting the target yet.
That was lovely build up play.
Shame the end ball wasn't there.
Nani is a disgrace of a footballer.
Lol no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleb
Roberto Carlos must have had a worse record than Ronaldo. He used to consider anything in the opposition half fair game, and every team he played in must have had about three better options at any given time.
That was a penalty :D
Referee gives that if Ronaldo doesn't throw himself to the ground like a fanny.
That INJUSTICE will spur him on to a hatrick.
What? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
Lovely goal.
That was great.
Holy shit.
It wasn't a natural fall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
Woof.
Deflection took that past Fabianski.
Renato Sanches is just a shit Dzsudzsak.
How dare he not pass that to Ronaldo.
Ronny seething his limelight is being impeded.
Milik fucking loves a dummy.
Rui Patricio sounds like the star trans act at the Rio Carnaval.
Chief Keef is running this game. Great talent
Sanches is going to be Zidane levels.
:sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
OVERPAID NONCE.
mmmm
pretty sure waffz is basing it on his potential on fifa career mode
Lewandowsk looks class here.
http://i67.tinypic.com/2ptov87.jpg
Was expecting an utter shit fest after the Croatia game but Portugal seem to actually fancy going forward and Poland are a tidy team.
More goals please. And rotation.
Lovely seeing Ronaldo getting rear ended.
Foe selfie.
http://i68.tinypic.com/152p011.jpg
why is there a sandbox there
Shit I'm near foe. Or maybe the other side
https://i.imgur.com/cHGOcOih.jpg
That muscle toning advert with Ronaldo is comical. Not sure why i get a boner.
Edit: Hi Foe.
For the kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
That's why Foe chose those seats.
Geezer is his countries best player at fkn 18.Quote:
Originally Posted by leedsrevolution
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
:drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Sacamano
I know you weren't born but Rooney 04.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
He turned out alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Everything Waff says regarding football should be taken with a pinch of salt.
Everything I've said in these euros threads has been T1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
:baz:Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
Did you ever see Zinny play?
Why do commentators feel the need to mention rankings in international matches?
They're a fucking shambles.
Seen a thirty second Facebook clip of him that one time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
That's 2-1 if Ronaldo wasn't an egotistical wanker.
Selfish bastard.
Ronaldo's having a bit of a mare this tournament :baz:
Not to absolve Ronaldo of any blame as he didn't even bother to look, but the defender had a much better position than Joao Mario or whoever it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
Not to mention Joao Mario is completely shit. (I've never seen him play before this tournament, but he's like a shit Raul Meireles)
edit: Maybe I have as he plays for Sporting.
Poland play some neat stuff, but they do it about twice per half.
:harold:
Quite like Portugal. Proper tournament team.
Ronaldo :roflol:
Oh lol. That's twice he's done that.
Lol @ the political reference.
It's Fernando Santos. That's his thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
The commentator on this has been rolling all the best cliches. 'This game might be decided by a moment of genius, or a moment of madness.' Yeah, and it might be decided by an eagle stealing the ball, or Ronaldo combusting, or a nifty set piece. Complete non-commentary.
Sam Doesntmatterface.
Just tuned in. Ronaldo to do a Messi in the PKs. :drool:
It's an unfortunate quirk of knockout football that the worst matches also tend to last the longest.
I'm definitely beside Poland fans, Portgual section is waaaaay across the other side. Got a good view of lewnadowski goal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Sacamano
I think they should get rid of extra time in all competitions to be honest. It's rarely any good*, let's just get to the penalties.
*Madrid derby in the 14/15 CL final being the biggest exception that I can think of.
:D
He should just give up.
I could've scored one of Ronaldo's chances by now.
Stick it on mute then you moany bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
Muting an irritating twat is not a suggestion you should really be making, Quincy.
You can't be talking about the sainted Andy Townsend?
No it's Sam.
Apparently the goals-per-game average in this tournament is 1.96. That's lower than any World Cup in history and lower than any European Championship since 1980.
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Turd game is turd.
Only Ronaldo's tears can make it all worthwhile. C'mon Pizscek.
:D
Best thing all night.
I love that they didn't cut away for a bit too.
An invader heading towards Ronaldo apparently :harold:
Was he trouserless?
Probably.
What the fuck? :D
5/1 it was Foe or Bob.
Great tackle.
Neither team deserves to advance. Winner of Belgium-Wales goes straight to the final.
Balls like a Brazilian electrician.Quote:
Originally Posted by leedsrevolution
Foe would have lost his bearings and ended up pissing himself in the car park.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Ronaldo to do his "I'll take the fifth and be the hero" thing for the third time, before Portugal miss all of their first four and he throws a tantrum.
He probably wouldn't have the self confidence to do it either being that bald.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
If Foe was going to invade the pitch he'd do it in his tiger onesie chomping on a lettuce.
Or miss? :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Reg
I'm wearing a hat. Unfortunately my hamstrings don't suit pitch invasions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Bloody dreadful. The quality on show is appalling and has been throughout the tournament.
I'd be seething if I got James Martin's stuffed loaf.
And retire from international football afterwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
The first? What a pussy.
So he's done the opposite. Top corner.
If he misses :drool:
Same as Messi. :drool:
Still a fucking cunt.
That's so cool from Lew. I'd shit myself waiting for the keeper.
Renato mate.
:cool:
Nani to fuck it all up.
The sound of Milik's penalty when it hit the net :drool:
I was thinking that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleb
I think the tactic is go left.
Fabianski just jumps the same way every single time, doesn't he?
Well fuck.
Kuba you fucking prick.
Ronaldo's not even standing with the rest of the team. I bet they hate him.
Please miss.
Gahahahaha Mahow you twat.
:moop:
I fucking hate Portugal.
Just had a lol at that from Livescore. Not even attempting the name.Quote:
121'
HE MISSES - Poland misses in the penalty shoot-out
121'
G O O O A A L - Nani scores in the penalty shoot-out
121'
G O O O A A L - Kamil Glik scores in the penalty shoot-out
Poland's fitness just wasn't good enough and had to play for penalties.
Fuck Ronaldo the giraffe prick.
Beautiful.
Portugal into the semis without a 90 minute win. Fucking hell.
The problem with playing for penalties is that sometimes you go out on penalties.
Portugal being done over by an Icelandic long throw is now closer to reality.
I hope Wales (please no) or Belgium fucking batter the pricks.
Giraffe > *
Ronaldo :cool:
Great penalties from Portugal. It'd reflect the tournament well if they win the whole thing without actually winning.
The other quarters should be good to be fair.
A Portugal v Iceland final in which Ronaldo fluffs a few chances to gift it to Iceland would be a dream. The cloud of seethe coming off Ronaldo would be like that volcano.
In the second round the entertainment value of the matches picked up massively after the Portugal game, so I'm hoping for the same here.
Experts at shitting out a win. Superb.
Oddly muted reaction after the penalties, no? Quaresma must not be liked.
Also fun fact, the Turkish league has the most number of players represented at the tournament with 23. I think.
Your last fun fact was emphatically not a fact, which meant it wasn't much fun either.
Explains why it's been so shit.
Surely the Premier league will have more? All the English players are from the Prem (I think) so that alone is 23.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mert
edit: 139 for England, so a few more. http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/news/newsid=2371017.html
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Pen
Proper analysis of the streaker :cool:
Thought they were going to whip out a heatmap.
Lol.
Yeah that didn't seem right. I'm not sure where I got that from.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pen
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/news/newsid=2371017.html
Germany and Italy have more too.
Also the Turkish league has more than 23...
Edit: Fuck your edit Pen.
To be fair. Turkey being the fourth highest is still somewhat of a surprise for me. More players from the Championship too than Ligue 1.
I'd have assumed Mert meant the most players still represented at the tournament. Even he isn't that thick.
Probably still wrong though. Most of the Germans are based at home and they have a fair few Polish and Spanish to make up the numbers.
EDIT - Seems maybe he is that thick. :D
Fenerbahce has the 6th most players at the Euro 2016 though, tied with Bayern and Barca so there's that small victory to make up for my huge whiff.
Most of the Premier League players are total betas so they don't count. Quaresma has for some reason got gang tattoos saying that he murdered 2 people while in prison so he counts for 3. 18 to 25. Turkey wins.
Where are you seeing that. EDIT: JK I scrolled down. Jeez what is wrong with me today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pen
And yes I was that thick. The Turkish commentator said something like that a few games back but I wasn't really paying attention and it's possible it was qualified in some way.
At the beginning of the tournament the Turkish league had the fourth most representatives at the tournament. Christ knows what the number would be now, but Ligue 1 was comfortably the lowest of the top leagues.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mert
Quote:
Domestic leagues with most representatives
139 – England (103 Premier League, 31 Championship, 4 League One, 1 League Two)
65 – Germany (57 1. Bundesliga, 8 2. Bundesliga)
56 – Italy (52 Serie A, 4 Serie B)
36 – Turkey (36 Süper Lig)
35 – Spain (34 Primera, 1 Segunda)
32 – Russia (32 Premier League)
22 – France (22 Ligue 1)
Wales, Northern Ireland, Ireland and Iceland with no home based players at all. Quite surprising that Austria only have one too as I would've though some of the squad players would have come from their bigger teams.
With the exception of Sweden, all overperformed to some degree.Quote:
Teams with most clubs represented
22 – Iceland, Northern Ireland
21 – Sweden
20 – Albania, Poland, Slovakia
All wearying shite.Quote:
Teams with fewest clubs represented
8 – Russia
10 – England, Ukraine
They're Italy 1994. Ronaldo to sky the decisive penalty in the final please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Dean Saunders is singlehandedly making me want Wales to get humped.
Would love it if Wales make the semi-final. Quite likely Belgium will put three past them instead.
I hope Belgium batter them.
Indeed.
Holocaust denayer to have a monster game.
Is it just me or is pretty much every cross over hit?
How the fuck did they not score there?
Belgium are going to win this with relative ease. Benteke hatrick to seal his £30 mill Palace move.
That was easy. :face:
Oof. What a freak.
Cracker of a goal from the dickhead.
Game over you'd imagine.
Bareth Gale you baldy cunt.
What a fucking rocket. Still. hard to enjoy a goal scored by someone who looks like that.
Still looks like a custom player made by a 12 year old on Pro Evo though.
Wales should score I think.
He smokes ten a day too, the fucking ned.
Is he Merse's final form?
1-1. :cool:
Wales are great.
Props for the celebration.
I do like Williams a lot for a Welshie.
Anyone else notice Melchiot looking totally lost just before the corner was taken?
Wales are everything England aren't.
That, Roy Hodgson, is how you organise an attacking set piece.
Naingolan couldn't be fucked with watching his man.
He's barely even Welsh. Wankers.
I'd make them the better team right now, Belgium look rattled.
Wales in the semi-final would be too much to cope with - I'd have to do something to Hodgson and Neville I think.
i drew Wales in the random draw so g'wan Red Dragons.
Edit: Plus I think I'm like .0014% Welsh like all Americans, so there you go.
The absolute worst thing about this tournament is the close-up shots of fans who then chimpout and point at the screens when they see themselves. Every time.
Ashley Williams you fucking cunt.
Edit - Raoul idk but I've always hated that as well. One time I noticed I was on the big screen (with a group) at an American football game and to be honest I tried to pretend I had no idea cause it almost felt embarrassing.
Wales have the advantage of playing week in week out in the bplsbb which you can't amount for.
Why? Smaller nations have got themselves organised this tournament. It's intriguing to watch. And if you like watching Wales fail, a semi-final shootout BOTTLEJOB would at least provide some entertainment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
You misunderstand me. I want Wales to win this, it's just that it hammers home how awful Hodgson, that bullshitting wanker and England were.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
Does the welsh league have a winter break?
Shearer having a little dig.
Just realized I'll get to catch some good ol' fashion residual English seethe if Wales play well/advance. :drool:
Yeah. What happened to the pervy cameramen picking out the unaware fitties? Bring them back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
You will. I'm more annoyed now (about how shit we were) than I was on Monday actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Still not quite immune then Yev.
fuck knows where or when it was, but i remember once a close-up camera shot of some fan when his team were getting beaten, his mate grins and grabs him to alert him to this fact, and his facial expression can easily be interpreted as 'fuck off, we're losing, i'm not giving a thumbs up to the camera like a dickhead'Quote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
#RESPECT
If Yev let's an England defeat soak into him so much, he should probably find another sport.
Indeed, I must have been in shock on Monday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
BBC had better not be using MY LICENSE FEE to pay Lampard to spout this platitudinous crap.
Lampard is shit.
Here he goes again. :D
Shearer's off again. :drool:
shearer is very good.
Alan, you're not getting the job. Leave it.
Shearer's gonna lamp Roy if he sees him
Lampard sounded like he was about to start crying.
"Like we saw in the game.. err.. earlier in the tournament." :D
Hartson: "He looked younanomous"
:D
Hartson is not an attractive man.
Fucking hell, elbows.
Faillaini to save the game? :harold:
Fellaini to run riot :drool:
That's Belgium going out then.
What was the fucking point of that Lampard VT? Same old boring prescripted bollocks. Nearly every pre and post game interviews are like in this current era.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...2e&oe=5833AD59
The Sun unknowingly writing Thanks-Anus while trying an Italian headline. :D
That is fucking stunning.
Fucking hell he's donned those defenders senseless there.
That's the sort of shit that ends careers.
Someone give this man a club!
Jesus, what a turn.
This is going to pens.
He is currenly a free agent? @bruhnaldo
Fucking hell. 'mon Wales!
Oh my it's even worse in replay. Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
Well.
That turn was different class.
Dat turn :drool:
I'm sorry has Hal Robson Kanu just sold the entire Belgian defence a hot dog and scored a worldie?
Fellaini is such a knobhead.
Get him to Orlando City stat.
He would don the MLS if he's done that to "internationals" lol.
That's an insane turn.
What even is Fellaini?
I'm fucking amazed. I take back everything I said about HRK going into this tournament.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
I stand by my comments that Church/Vokes are sacks of shit, but calling Kanu a pace merchant that lacks a yard of pace seems unbelievably harsh given how his Euro 2016 has gone and that is a fucking top, top class goal.
I never like to say I hate any Manchester United players but I fucking hate that twat Fellaini if I'm honest.
fellaini plays football like i do when i'm knackered and in a really bad mood
The Belgian manager will be having to name himself on the subs' bench if they get through.
what would happen hypothetically if a team had all 11 players booked in two consecutive games?
Not to get ahead of it or anything but Bale knocking out Ronaldo next round would be fucking scenes :drool:
Belgium look completely clueless when it comes to defending corners.
That I would absolutely love. Still want Belgium now tho.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Whatever happens from here on in, this really has been absolutely fantastic from Wales. They've risen to the occasion in immense fashion.
Let's just remember that we beat Wales, so lol at Belgium.
What a free kick.
They'd have 12 to choose from next match.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
Maybe I'm a dick but I'm a bit surprised Wales are attacking so vigorously at this point.
Then again I guess they played Belgium to a win and draw in qualifying so they must not feel the need to protect their lead.
What if they had 11 plus 3 subs get booked in two consecutive games?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
I'd like Wales to do well, but let's not ignore the absolutely hateful prospect of Robbie Savage being justifiably smug. He's bad enough when he's just freewheeling and trying to pretend he got near Thierry Henry in his career. Imagine the shitmunching grin he'd be displaying if Wales won the Euros.
Fucking bogbrush.
Forfeit?Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
That was stupid there from Ramsey.
Is there an Arsenal player at this tournament who hasn't made a huge balls up at some point?
Ramsey out. Massive loss if they get through.
If he dived. :D
Oh he didn't.
Fuck the two yellow cards in different matches rule.
hilarious cowardly refereeing non-decision yet again
Wales must be shitting bricks at this stage. I'm going to text smiffy for a temperature check.
That's a penalty.
Belgium have been proper bummed by this ref.
Wales getting anywhere near the final would be amazing, the entire country will be unbearable forever (and I'll have to turn my phone off for about a month) but just imagine the scenes.
Oh my GOD.
Jesus, what scenes.
Incredible stuff.
Fuck me silly. Brilliant.
Most teams would have put that in the corner, not Wales. Amazing.
Sam Vokes. Who? Beautiful!
Belgium. :harold:
England :harold:
Savage. :D
Such a shame about Ramsey's suspension. With him in the team I'd fancy their chances against Portugal.
Belgium :lol:
Savage clearly in tears :D
Jesus that hairline.
Bale bumming Ronaldo would be amazing.
:rave:
Savage is a total cunt but even from him this level of child-like happiness is kind of endearing.
Does the Championship have a winter break?
They all play here, this really is a victory for the English league system.
Scenes. Scenes everywhere.
He's 22. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Anybody who think this is good (other than Smiffy) is a dickhead.
Belgium are full of players who play week in week out in the premier league which is the issue.
Or it could be Fellaini.
Did Savage say 'he twats it into the corner of the goal" or something then :D
Fuck off is he. He looks like Maz.Quote:
Originally Posted by five time
Good post.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
I think Wilmots is Hodgson in disguise. His use of Fellaini here has been nothing short of offensive.
There isn't even a test match tomorrow to take the edge off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Nice oppositey pun thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
Oh and continuing the somehow about England theme, this is arguably better than anything I've seen us do in a knockout match.
Wales might actually Leicester this tournament
Hazard having a crack from 50 yards out with a minute left :drool:
You're basically being Scottish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Given that we haven't played well in one this century I think that's pretty nailed on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
England need some kind of warrior beast like Joe Ledley. We have no-one with a decent beard,
I read that dean saunders has a massive fine waiting for him at birmingham airport as he parked his car in the short stay area, thinking the trip to france was only going to be a quick ting :lol:
Aww the poor lad crying with his super fit girl on his back though lol.
The Welsh in more tears as they go through. :)
Do you reckon Michael Pruddhome or somebody is having a massive Yevrage on Belgian TV after this?
Have Wales beat as many teams in a knockout competition as England yet?
Best (worst?) part is that Portugal is totally doable. They are complete shite.
Then they'll lose by ten in the final.
http://www.skysports.com/football/ne...0-parking-billQuote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
:D
You really can't heap too much praise on that performance. Stunning stuff.
Think Wales have 3 first teamers suspended for the Portugal game. Gonna be tricky.
Maybe there is a link.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_680754a.jpg
In my lifetime/memory there were what, two in 96 and two in 90?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
Ronaldo will score a hat-trick of free-kicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
That photographer. :D?
Yep. If Ramsey was in the team I'd have made Wales favourites after that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
I'd better start learning that Llandudno Farmers song, I suppose.
That camera on his back in the wales cirlce looks like an idiot. Now i know how they shoot the pornos
I feel sick looking at that cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by five time
Luckily for them Portugal is generally shit, even with the three players out.
No that's already wrong, only one in 96.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Bet Joe Hart and co are enjoying watching this.
If Iceland beat France this will be the greatest Euros ever even if it's quality has been shite.
Has Cristiano even scored a FK in the past 2 calendar years?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
http://i.imgur.com/wkEHzng.jpg
He's happy.
aww that's nice
It's all for Gary Speed.
Cameroon, Belgium, Spain, Denmark, Ecuador.
Top scorers in the tournament. :hail:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
Sorry didn't see this before but yep, last club decided against renewing.Quote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
Lol @ the parking reference. Unreal bants.
I've seen all those, and yeah, tonight was better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
Wales. :cool:
They've all gone for a crepe Suzette:D
When Fellaini came on:
Called it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Sell Benteke for £25m. Sign Robson-Kanu on a free.
Chuffed for Wales. Now to see Iceland progress past the hosts.
Christ.
Germany will still beat them 9-0, but I'd love to see them get to the final.
Hanging with the best of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
For fuck's sake. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I'm absolutely certain that Robbie Savage would preface every Welsh player's name with 'European Championship winner...' for the whole of next season if they win this. Even a place in the final would make him insufferable. Ah well, Niall. You had a good run.
#getyournooseout
there's deffo a joke to be made there about garys and speed. i'm too fucking stupid to make it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by five time
Well fuck...
What are the odds of them actually winning the whole thing?
'If that was Messi...' needs to have a hefty fine attached to it. We're wanking over the turn as it is, is there any need to create some hypothetical goal to compare it with? At this point, if that was Messi nobody would be at all surprised and the entire stadium would shrug in dispassionate expectation that he'll do it another twice before we're done.
This Wales stuff is a living nightmare. Could yet be a Wales-France final. Fucking hell.
Still, Belgium. lol.
Last time I was this excited about a semi, I'd been on a 4 day binge and thought I'd lost the ability to raise a smile, never mind a stiffy!!!
Come on the Welsh!!!!!
:harold:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
Indeed. That they went 1-0 down under a sea of Belgian pressure made the win all the more remarkable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mellberg
Fellaini coming on appears to have been buried under lol Fellaini lol what shit, but it might be the biggest managerial BOTTLE JOB of recent years. Belgium pissed the first half, but, because Wales had a few minutes and scored off a corner, their dickhead manager brings him on for an actual attacking player, presumably under the mistaken belief that he could help shore up the midfield. We would lynch our manager for something like that.
Indeed. Hard one to call.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
https://s32.postimg.org/6s5t4wee9/Sc...2_02_00_18.png
I love an underdog story as much as anybody but I'm fucked if I can get behind the Welsh doing it. I want them out.
I was up off the sofa when that Vokes header went in. Better the Welsh than the fucking Belgian Golden (hair) Generation. Shame about the suspensions. That really is such a shit rule and it has such a disproportionately unfair effect on smaller nations. At least Portugal are shit and Ronaldo's seethe will be off the planet if they lose to Welsh Welsh Wales.
That Robson- Kanu turn as well, jesus, probably the biggest doing since the original Johann effort.
Have to agree on the Fellaini thing. The worst substitution since Ranieri brought Veron on against Monaco (which still ranks as the all time worst).
"The turn" wasn't that special. People are getting carried away.
I find it sickening that I'm forced to support Portugal in the semi final. I'm feeling outrageously bitter at all the Welsh happiness.
Surprised at the dislike for wales. Am i missing something about them in regards to history? They didnt turn their back on england twice like those scottish man are about to do. Its wales all the way to the final at this point.
If it was Messi...Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Init John.
Anyone but Portugal for me. I'm still pissed at them for dumping out Croatia. Portugal making the final would be a travesty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee
I went into my village pub, the valleys rang with song
There were three Cwmbran beauties who I've fancied all along
They toasted Euro glory and I bought them bitter ale
But it was all no use cos they went home with Gareth Bale
AND WE WERE SINGING...
Frightful place.
well i enjoyed it you miserable bastards
They didn't piss the first half. They were good (albeit really really good) for about 20 minutes and then it was all Wales. That's not to say bringing Fellaini on wasn't an absolute shit decision.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Yeah fair play to the lads, great effort.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
They'll lose on penalties to Portugal though
I was half watching while I was in a bar. The place went up when Wales scores their 3rd, which surprised me.
I'm pleased for them like I would be with any underdog. I don't feel any rivalry with them, even if they do think they're getting one over on us.
The bitterness in here. And you all wonder why the Celts hate England.
Sickening. Mon le Griezmann and Renato
I'm happy to admit that my dislike of the Welsh doing well is because I'm jealous.Quote:
Originally Posted by GS
Although be honest, the reason the Celts don't like us is more because we've dominated you and successfully crushed your culture over the centuries
You take these small victories though. :drool:
Compare the (decidedly small time) reaction of the Welsh team on Monday with the broadly positive one in here.
I only wanted Belgium cos they're my sweepstake team. Now theyre out I want Wales to go all the way.
.....
I posted similar upthread and yes, it was a complete shocker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I'm so nervous for tonight. Germany are always one of our biggest rivals, and living in a town near the border there are so many Germans here that losing terrifies me.
The two teams with the most winningest mentality going. I reckon Italy will do it.
De Rossi is apparently not going to start because of the injury. Shame, he's been excellent so far. Also, I don't really trust Sturaro too much but he fires up in important matches. (see 2015 CL semi-final against Madrid) Parolo as the holding midfielder is also untested, he's not as good a defender as De Rossi.
Buffon; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini; Florenzi, Sturaro, Parolo, Giaccherini, De Sciglio; Eder, Pellè.
De Rossi missing hurts.
I'm still nervous about even entertaining the idea we could win the competition.
Winner of this game will walk the rest of the tournament IMO.Quote:
Originally Posted by ItalAussie
I'm happy for Wales. It's nice to see a home nations team dowing well at an international tournament for the first time in 20 fucking years.
It does feel as important as a final. The two best performing team so far, both very capable of beating France and Portugal.
.....
I like the sentiment, but I don't think you can ever say you'll walk a game before playing in the QF stage onwards of a major tournament.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mert
Ireland in 2002 was alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mellberg
https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...df&oe=57F82922
Last time I was this nervous for a match was the CL final I think.
Must admit I don't recognise many of the Italian players these days compared to 10-20 years ago.
Maybe that's a good thing. They're a really good team rather than special individuals.
We're looking at the future champions to whoever wins this game aren't we?
Unless Iceland or Wales fucks up the status quo and we'll probably be throwing :drool: left right and centre.
Nothing is decided until the matches are played, but everything points to this match being an early final.
Can't wait for the game but I think the Germans will end up doing us.
So, Joachim bingo time. He's already dipped his hand round his arse, bollocks and pits this tournament so my money's on him having a visible erection at some point. The man must honk.
Feel free to lol if they win, but why change the system? They did this in the Euro 2012 match and blew it.
C'mooooon Italy. Really likeable side, and there's money to be gained. Germany won the World Cup so they've had enough for now.
Italy are the one nation with a mental edge over them. They shit themselves every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Agreed, I don't get this Wales hate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mellberg
Fuck it, let them laugh and crow over us, they've played well all tournament, we've been shite.
Obsessing over 1970 (when they were knackered) and 1982 (when they were crap) is just bizarre. What about 1943?
Look at that fucking PASSION.
The Krauts look guilty.
Germany to sneak a 1-0 win in the 92nd minute.
The GAME OF THE CENTURY will be a load of shit.
I'd be seething if I was Draxler.
Both teams with two strikers. How refreshing. Goals please.
Yeah let's clap those victims of terrorism!
Don't applaud terror attack victims, man.
He'll smell his assistant's spare ground. It's the quarters, time to up his game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
Great job at dying lads!
I thought they were clapping for Roy's boys.
Only if you count Gomez. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Manc
Same black shirt again. Bet he hasn't washed it all summer.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
They shouldn't clap though they were only a couple of Koran verses away from walking away with their cappuccinos.
Fuck me Giacherrini plays for Sunderland? :D
:yawn:
Fear these teams are just going to cancel each other out.
It's effectively a 1 v 1 all across the park.
I like how Swine-Steiger (dont know how to spell his name) is the squad captain but Low has the balls not to start him.
If only you had taken note, Roy.
All your fault.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Lol my dad has bought my little brother a rReal Madrid top for his holiday in Spain. Mainly because it was £3. He doesn't really like football but he's going to Barcelona. :face:
Pundits have cheapened the idea of the TACTICAL BATTLE by calling every defence vs attack shitfest one, but this is actually quite interesting.
Glad to see Toby is back.
Kids need to be bullied.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
:nodd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Magic needs to find a new sport.
The Italian with those moustache glasses should be shot.
I liked the Portugal Croatia game.
Is there any decent STRIKERS in this tournament? Greaseman?
Robson Kanu.
The non-joke answer is Giroud of course.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Alright, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Are there.
Siggurson............er Sigthorrson...oh...oh.
Ok whoever Portugal played last.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
Can't wait to see the heatmaps.
Is Thierry donning double denim? :sick:
I don't know but Henry could definitely pull off double denim.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
No it looks tragic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Twitter agrees. :drool:
Clementine background music on this Wales VT. :drool:
Double denim's cool now, Magic, you backwards fuck.
Bit racist that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam...-large-169.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Has it even been a thing in your shit little prod village yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Double denim and massive white trainers, like everybody in your school language textbooks.
How can we be in a single market partnership with people that dress like the Spanish do. They just have no self awareness.
Jesus what a block.
Pure Italy that.
Rene Higuita special (it was going wide).
Italy collecting yellows.
Three yellows in what? Five minutes? :D
It's a shit rule though.
It is.
3 shots so far.
But the tactics.
Ffs.
Frog boy \0/.
Fuck off German twats.
That's the first I've seen of him all game.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
It's better than before where yellows were cleared before the quarter final and players could be suspended in the final.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Should just make it no bans from yellows in the knockouts.
That is poor defending from italy when gomez was in near the corner. The way they stood off him, you would think it was messi. Should have closed him down. Took three defenders out the game with one ball.
That would have been beautiful.
A holocaust survivor has just died according to the Guardian. Couldn't take this result.
It's alright. The Italians will switch sides in the last ten minutes and go through.
Thicko.
Hello.
Boateng :D
:drool:
:harold:
He'll miss.
What a penalty.
Sweet, I'd love another 40 mins of this.
I thought the same, especially after the stutter shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
What the fuck was Boateng up to there? :D
"Its anybody's to win" :sick:
This is now anybody's to win.
It's the kind of defending you see on basketball. That he had the nerve to complain about the decision was even more ridiculous.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
Guy Mowbray misses Mark Lawrenson's quips so he's now supplying his own.
'A substitute just to be about to made.'
Good work, nameless voice. Danny Murphy is it?
Keown.
Loew sucking on his sweaty watch.
Never knew he played for United?
How the fuck is Swine-Steiger going to last anothet 30 mins and pens.
Bonucci's first ever penalty? :cab:
Someone's surely fed him a whopper there.
Outside of a shootout.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
Muller's reaction there was amazing.
I love that Italy can play blind passes because they know the shape inside out. It gets the players out of difficult situations time and time again.
And the work rate is incredible.
There's barely anyone I would trust to take a penalty in that Italy XI to be honest. And I know that Bonucci often takes fouls for Juventus (or at least so I've been told).Quote:
Originally Posted by John
If Conte can get Chelsea even half as well drilled as this lot, which you'd assume he can given all the extra time he'll have, they'll win the league.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
He's even made Giaccherini look decent.
"Unlucky for the young man."
"He's 31."
"..."
Playing "One More Time" by Daft Punk right now is so bizarre
This has been dull as fuck.
Yep, penalties to save it please.
Fuck off mate I've been on the edge of my seat with these tactical battles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amigo
Don't let Draxler take a penalty.
http://www.penaltyshootouts.co.uk/countries.html
Germany :cool:
Argentina have a better record than Germany? :cab:
The ref completely bottled that because it hit his heels. Never a foul.
Not after their Copa America fuck up.
It hasn't been updated.
Lol at Italy playing for pens from about 70 minutes only to miss 3 of them.
You can only hope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Germany have been the better team. I don't think Italy have played for anything.
Zaza to miss.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Magic
.....
I think neuer will take a pen here.
Lineker using the word "execute" when talking about the German penalty history.
The ability of commentators to predict the success or failure of a penalty after it's been taken never ceases to amaze.
"It was never in doubt."
Italy will PASSION one into orbit. No saves.
lol what a cunt.
What the fuck was that jazzy legs crap?
:D
The run up, fucking hell.
That's the best penalty I've ever seen. :D
:harold:
That was the most ridiculous run up I can recall seeing. Twat.
I was looking like a legend for all of ten seconds there.
And Muller telegraphed the fuck out of that.
Muller should just give up in the Euros.
Stick to World Cups mate.
That was fantastic.
30 second before next post is no good for penalties. Can we disable for a bit?
Baggio'd,
Arsenal.
Southgated.
Holy shit.
Turks.
Arsenal boy to bottle it.
Why the fuck is Ozil taking one?
Germany :wanker:
lol also at that dickhead.
What the fuck is this shit. :D
:D
Taunt the keeper then pass it wide.
Tiredness. :harold:
Not exaclty Zambia class on these penalties.
Sweet mother of God, this is making England's efforts look good.
And what the fuck was he doing talking to the keeper.
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Neuer :cool:
Bastian doesn't miss.
These run ups are an absolute disgrace.
United suck shit at penalties...
:).
What the fuck?
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
What the fuck is this shit.
Sunderland.
Best PKs ever. :D
Let Zaza take another /baz
Germany have missed more in this shootout then all their others combined.
Germany need to win so that Zaza one isn't forgotten.
Miss.
This young josh looks shook
Loew is going to have a load of sweat to smell later.
Shake on that, Sincere.
German need to lose here. There manager is a ball gobbler.
He'll wring his pants out over his face.
Bloody hell.
Fucking hell.
Oh my fuck. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
This is ridiculous...semi-glad Turkey never made it this far not sure if my psyche could handle it
Another united special.
If Zaza needs to take another one. :harold:
Keep scoring so Zaza goes again.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Darmian :harold:
Sell him now.
Never in doubt.
This is rigged.
Germany are winning this shit :drool:
Fuck sake. Deserved though, Germany were the better team.
:)
Take that Conte you boring negative cunt.
Fucking hell, that was tense. :drool:
Oh well.
Where is the Zaza gif?
I make that Germany with 2 misses in 6 shootouts before this with 3 misses in this.
Just watch Swan Lake. You'll get the jist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
You try to get a discussion going and you end up being called a berk. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
https://streamable.com/f6im
Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Clearly forgot about his warm up so combined the two.
Impact sub.
That shootout just goes to prove that it is very hard to beat german efficiency and engineering
:D Best penalty ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Unlike HRK's Cruyff turn goal we really will be talking about Zaza's penalty for years to come. Such a unique name to partner it with too. :drool:
#neverforget
He sent the entire Belgian defence on holiday with one touch. If it's not still coming up in a few years' time then I need to retire my 'if that was Messi' complaint. It was fucking class.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Zaza will appear on those blooper reel things Sky show every now and then. Do ex-footballers ever do those collections you used to get on VHS anymore, or is it just the talking head crew doing two hours to fill time in June now?
'Ian Wright presents "It shouldn't happen to a footballer", in all good stores now.' :drool:
Pellè's penalty was worse I think. Zaza did that run up in the past and scored, Pellè had the stupidity to tell Neuer he was going to chip it and then just passed it wide.
I don't know if the quality of the keepers was putting them off but that's one of the worst sets of penalties I've seen in a top level game. Entertaining though.
It was so nerve-wracking. I thought we were out before Schweinsteiger missed.
Blooper videos were amazing as a kid.
I remember having one hosted by Nick Hancock which had a scene featuring a topless Lyndsey Dawn McKenzie kissing Jarvis Cocker on a non league pitch. I never understood why but 11 year old me loved it.
Pelle's pen was hilarious too. :D So pathetic was it, you'd be forgiven for thinking it was a centre back taking it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vim
Great hair though.
Rub one out?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
https://youtu.be/ESw_q5RdzTUQuote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
That one I think. I watched a few of those on YouTube the other week when seriously bored
Yep, it was a bit strange.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danny
Nick playing subbuteo with a guy dressed as death was a bit :\
Italy. :(
At this point the only teams I actually like are Wales and Iceland, for fuck's sake.
I thought you were balls deep into France.
I believe France is balls deep in him.
Did every English based player miss in that shoot-out?
Some of them were absolutely dreadful. Depressing though. Last two shoot-outs we've against these dicks they've each scored all 5 haven't they? And then this? Pigfucker's was the worst, can't believe he missed that, and in such style.
How much does the calibre of the goalkeeper affect penalties? Like, if you're playing against someone you know has it in them to go the right way late on in the piece, are you tempted to push it closer to the edges and risk missing?
I remember Peter Shilton during the 1990 West Germany penalties. The ball would already be in the back of the net by the time he managed to dive, bless him.
Muller was looking at the goalkeeper the whole time and decided to kick the ball in the same place buffon was already diving.
I said at the top of Müller's run-up 'Well, this is bottom right' and Gigi knew.
Pelle's penalty was worse than Zaza's, and Schweinsteiger's was absolutely shocking as well.
Neuer going not going down the middle was the dumbest subplot.
Surprised at people saying last night's game was dull. I thought it was brilliant. I was extremely drunk though.
.....
Pelle's was definitely the worst of the lot. Zaza's run-up made his the funniest though.
Disappointed to see Buffon go out, but it's hard to fault the Hun getting through on the balance of play.
Called a Pelle penalty miss well during extra time. Was far worse than I thought.
I thought that. Go wider or hit it harder. There must be an element of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by ItalAussie
I thought it was great too. Tonight is going to be a shit off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee
I sort of fancy Iceland to do them here. I know it won't happen, but still.
Explosion heard outside Stade de France.
Commentator during the Tsonga tennis match said 'He'll want to be finished by 8 to see France take on England, oh wait...'
I lolled.
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ick-there.html
Police were fucking up a car.
Could have just smashed the window in.
Iceland are going to beat France at the Stade de France in the quarter finals of France's own tournament and it's going to be incredible
I've got money on France but I'd love to see Iceland fuck them up.
I would like to hear more bollocks facts and stats about Iceland and its population.
That Icelandic commentator is fucking amazing.
It's the size of Belgium, but it only has as many people as Coventry. Interesting.
His voice grates on me to say the least.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
FYI - the French national anthem is my absolute fave.
Why don't you just fuck off? I understand you're severely mentally handicapped and an absolute cunt to boot but I'm afraid I just can't accept your decision to return after your fantastic meltdown. It was so much better when I didn't have to stick a red hot iron poker in to my face to confirm that I'm not braindead every time I have the misfortune of reading the utter shit your fingers type out with presumably legitimate instruction from your microscopic brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dquincy
Giroud hattrick.
Magic's on fire
Social workers notified
Sissoko starting. Complacency.
Amongo's lot looking a proper team.
Game over.
No really, properly this time.
:cool:
That was a great goal sadly.
Oh would you look at that, it's a team competently defending a set-piece.
Excellent defence of that throw in.
Yes that's a thing now. Thanks England.
What's up babes? Bad day?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
They probably have more than just one player with experience of dealing with a long throw though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Byron
It really can't be overstated how shit we are.
France are up for this.
Something about Harry Kane.
Just keep it respectable.
Yeah but if England played France they are much better and England would have been able to show what they can do.
Damn, was hoping it would turn out that Iceland were actually just the best team in the world.
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
He's being facetious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dquincy
Oh yeah. Since when did 'playmaker' stop becoming a thing?
Aey?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Don't confuse him further. And no he didn't just call me poo, Quince.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bernanke
Huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Five or six hopefully.
England! ENGLAND! SOMEHOW ABOUT ENGLAND. ALWAYS ABOUT ENGLAND! LOOK A PASS. THAT HAPPENED AGAINST ENGLAND! LOOK! A FOOTBALL. THEY HAD THAT IN THE ENGLAND GAME.
Take a break Lolson.
They tried to make me go to marriage counselling, I said no, no, no.
His wife took her money stash and left him finally.
Gutted for Iceland. Hopefully they can get back in it and make the French sweat a bit.
Magic is having a proper meltdown.
Fucking joking aye? She's shut right up since I correctly informed her that my CSA payments would only be £60 a week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
In one of Iceland's previous games I was convinced I could hear the fans chanting ' 'Ow 'bout these yellows?' like someone trying to sell a newspaper, or maybe a lemon. Think I had it on in the background as it took me ages to realise that neither team were playing in yellow. Nearly fell for it again.
What are they actually chanting?
Knowing the British this has almost undoubtedly already been pointed out but:
Wow. I guess the English really are just shit.
Iceland! Iceland!Quote:
Originally Posted by Samadini
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Rape.
Fucking shit.
Payet you beast.
RIP Wales.
That Icelandic girl :drool:
Jesus.
Fuck. :cab:
This is going to be a raping.
Waff just lost his load.
This is making me far angrier than Wales doing well. When put to the sword Iceland are basically a pub team and we didn't manage it once. :mad:
Iceland getting made to look like the journeymen they are here. France would have beaten us 9-0 probably.
I hope this finishes 13-0 to dispel the myth that Iceland are anything but absolute turd.
I really hope they fuck the Germans up.
Time to build some more indoor pitches you pathetic little slugs.
Griezmann on for golden boot :cool:
Had money on Giroud, Pogba and Greasy to score.
What scenes.
This might be a bad thing for France if it convinces Deschamps to pick this team for the Germany game. Germans would run riot behind that midfield of Pogba and Matuidi
Daddy Griezmann getting the golden boot with absolute ease. Tap boi
It's all long balls and set pieces. Exactly the sort of goals you would only encounter on full-sized pitches. I feel like this is a moral victory for us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Power
Hopefully this won't overshadow what Iceland has accomplished up till now. I like this France team though and wouldn't mind if they won it. That semi should be good.
Then he'll be playing Griezmann down the right which is pointlessQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Power
Erm... Germany v France semi- final in the Stade de France. I hope their police are ready.
Play him up top instead of GiroudQuote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
Erm... No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
EDIT: Cunt edited on time. :mad:
Can you place bets on Golden Ball? I'd lump behind Payet, nobody else has really stood out at all.
No chance of that happening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Power
Scoring a goal would be nice.
Don't rule out Iceland just yet, you turncoats!
I thought Payet had been poor until that goal.
They'll score a goal but concede another 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dquincy
:rave:
It's on!
Alright, just end the game now.
One more for France...
Spanish commentator just argued that Iceland winning the Euro would be less of a surprise than Leicester winning the Premier League.
Comeback is ON.
Fuck's sake.
It's off.
Next goal could decide it. :uhoh:
Nice to see Giroud the greasy cunt diving for the free-kick earlier, by the way.
Seething.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amigo
Evra is a shambles.
That's a penalty.
Seething doesn't even come close to describing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Where was Mexico mate? Your country is shit. They've done fuck all at this tournament.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
I'm glad no one bothered with Copa America.
Of course it would be...?Quote:
Originally Posted by Adramelch
Iceland. :cool:
Mon?
Having examined the females in the Icelandic crowd and given their disproportionate performance in the Euros, I think Iceland needs to immediately implement an aggressive fertility program in the name of improving the human race.
What a fucking team.
Áfram Ísland.
Germany will fist France.
That Viking chant thing is quality, so it's no surprise that Arsenal twitter is trying to get it started at the Emirates next season.
Didn't the Turks do that clap pause shit ages ago? Vile cunts.
Apparently Motherwell fans are the ones to come up with it if the Finnish commentator is to be trusted.
No, just stabbings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
You seem to have a good nose for these predictions. Might put a bet on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
The BOISQuote:
Originally Posted by Pen
Yes. I remember doing it in Euro 2008 in the stands.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Is the meltdown still on then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3OmkwQuote:
Originally Posted by Mert
"Yes, I remember it clearly as a fresh-faced 18-month old."
People setting off fireworks after a 5-2 loss. :D
It's a homecoming for the 1/5th of the population returning. Iceland can get back to work.
You won the second half 2-1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amigo
4th of July mate.
I lived in Switzerland in 2008, went to all the group stage matches :box:Quote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
They'll only spill their pinot grigio if they try it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Red Action are strictly on the £7 Fosters.
Girouds going to be top scorer at this Euros. It's on.
http://static.goal.com/3093500/3093532_heroa.jpg
Confirmation, if it were needed, of how shit a tournament it's been.
England have beaten all the remaining teams left in the Euros in the last 12months under Woy.
Thats somethinhg than wenger would say