The Muhfuckin' 0-0 Challenge (Presented by Jimmy's Korean Overlords)

Shout out to brother Jimmy for starting this and doing absolutely fuck all with it after the infancy stage.

He said to fuck it all off but I'm always looking for meaningless bullshit to waste my time with at work so here we are.

Top Muh Fuckin' Lads

1. Mahow - 15
2. John - 9
3. dino - 9
4. Ian - 8.5
5. Pen - 8.5
6. Jimmy - 8.5
7. 7om - 8.5
8. Dave. - 8
9. Mellberg - 8
10. Sincere - 8
11. SvN - 8
12. Bruh - 8
13. Reg - 6.5
14. Foe - 6
15. Weaver - 4
16. Lufcdanny - 2.5

Muhfuckin' Bet History

Legend:
Successful Bet
Unsuccessful Bet
Bet Placed, Result Pending


Reg - 6.5
Villa v Hull - 1
West Brom v Bournemouth - .5
Toulouse v Montpellier - .5
Burnley v WBA - .5
Ipswich v Brentford - .5
Troyes v Nantes - .5

Bruh - 8
Forest Green Rovers v Barnet - 2

Jimmy Floyd - 8.5
Oldham v Oxford - .75
Wrexham v Macclesfield - .75

dino - 9
Oldham v Oxford - 1
Angers v Bordeaux - 1

Mahow - 15
Oldham v Oxford - 5
Southampton v Swansea - 2
Villa v Norwich - 5
Mainz v Hannover - 2
Troyes v Nantes - 3

Sincere - 9
Wolves v Boro - 1
Brasil de Pelotas v Goias - 1

Pen - 8.25
Burnley v WBA - 1
Barnsley v Ipswich - .5

John - 9
Everton v Stoke - 1

Phonics - 0
Arsenal v Leicester - 10

Spikey - 0
Newcastle v Spurs - 10

SvN - 8
WBA v Bournemouth - 1
S'land v Leeds - 1

Dave. - 8
Norwich v S'land - .5
S'land v Leeds - .5
Burnley v WBA - .5
SOTON v Wham! - .5

SvN - 8
WBA v Bournemouth - 1
S'land v Leeds - 1

Weaver - 4
Crawley v Port Vale - 2
Notts County v Chesterfield - 2
Accrington v Mansfield - 2

Ian - 8.5
Cardiff v Aston Villa - .5
Burnley v WBA - 1

Lufcdanny - 2.5
Cardiff v Sheffield United - 5
Birmingham v Reading - 2.5 - 8/26

igor_balls - 0
Burnley v WBA - 10

Offshore Toon - 0
Nottingham Forest v Millwall - 10

The Graveyard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

https://www.afterlife.co/images/candle/candle.gif

Rest in Peace....

Offshore Toon

Kiko

Phonics

Spikey M

igor_balls

I knew it wouldn't go anywhere so lumped my tenner on one match and lost it all.

The Koreans must have Floyd working sixteen hour days if keeping a spreadsheet of the most boring possible matches is beyond him. Floyd once kept a list of every goal scored worldwide to track who'd scored the most 'calendar year' goals.

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Originally Posted by John

Floyd once kept a list of every goal scored worldwide to track who'd scored the most 'calendar year' goals.

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What? For how many leagues? Just the top one in each country or what? In all countries?

It wasn't that long ago. The year after whenever Messi scored 94 or whatever it was and 'calendar year goals' was a thing for eighteen months.

I think it was just the top division In each country.

Multi tried it the year after and gave up about half way through January.

If you're not listed in the OP please point me to your post so I can sort you out.

Super Roy. :cool:

So there's been one successful bet? :D

Brazil Serie B

£1 Brasil de Pelotas vs Goias

€3 on Pachuca v Veracruz..

Kicks off at 1:06am.

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Originally Posted by John

The Koreans must have Floyd working sixteen hour days if keeping a spreadsheet of the most boring possible matches is beyond him. Floyd once kept a list of every goal scored worldwide to track who'd scored the most 'calendar year' goals.

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:D

I forgot about that.

I'm playing, by the way. I just haven't made a bet yet.

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Originally Posted by Pepe

Super Roy. :cool:

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I mentioned "The Crush" in Jimmy's thread and it got no love.

Glad you've not forgotten. :cool:

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Originally Posted by John

The Koreans must have Floyd working sixteen hour days if keeping a spreadsheet of the most boring possible matches is beyond him. Floyd once kept a list of every goal scored worldwide to track who'd scored the most 'calendar year' goals.

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That became strangely addictive, even though its whole point was to prove how meaningless it was.

Roy Krishna and Chan Vathanaka will never be forgotten.

Another favourite part of it was people SEETHING that I wouldn't include Troy Deeney's Championship goals in a completely meaningless list.

£2.50 Birmingham vs Reading 0-0

You've left me off, you twat

vCash can manage all of this somehow. Im not sure how its used but it looks like it already has been used somehow. I have 500, and SvN has 1225

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Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel

vCash can manage all of this somehow. Im not sure how its used but it looks like it already has been used somehow. I have 500, and SvN has 1225

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vCash relies on specific markets being created. It won't be able to handle something like this.

Technically I could create a sub-forum where everyone could create the games they wanted as threads and have them bet a certain amount of vCash and then a moderator updates it every week. Not like we use it for anything else.

Make it happen. Also make it password protected like those secret 'child forums' on the old board. Just dont share the password with jimmy floyd as he is too lazy to moderate his own game.

I've never seen someone be so annoyed with another person than Sincere is with Jimmy about this :D

I'm in the OP but my bet history isn't, Bruh.

Sincere's trivia games are always full of omissions and mistakes so I'm not sure he has the high ground to moan like that.

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Originally Posted by John

Sincere's trivia games are always full of omissions and mistakes so I'm not sure he has the high ground to moan like that.

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Good point! :thbup:

A feud with Sincere would be good for both our brands, I think. Ideally do it in the mornings too to reach the Asian market.

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Originally Posted by phonics

Technically I could create a sub-forum where everyone could create the games they wanted as threads and have them bet a certain amount of vCash and then a moderator updates it every week. Not like we use it for anything else.

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Can the 'bookie' bet in their own thread?

Just tested it. Yes they can.

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Originally Posted by Kikó

€3 on Pachuca v Veracruz..

Kicks off at 1:06am.

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With what money?

Thanks for adding me.

Weaver + SvN you should be all sorted, apologies for the omissions.

Edit: @ SvN - Ya sorry about that bud I have you on my excel sheet but missed it when transferring. Apologies

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Originally Posted by Lufcdanny

£2.50 Birmingham vs Reading 0-0

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Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel

Brazil Serie B

£1 Brasil de Pelotas vs Goias

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Noted.

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Originally Posted by John

Sincere's trivia games are always full of omissions and mistakes so I'm not sure he has the high ground to moan like that.

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Big difference when he decides its OK to quit his game and someone else has to take over. Its onsite when i see you or jimmy

I'll now have nightmares about you randomly appearing the other side of my French windows.

I'm thankful that this is distracting Sincere from our 'beef'.

We came to an understanding. I will be compensated. No problems.

wait is that the fifa coins thing? lol

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Originally Posted by bruhnaldo

With what money?

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My Euro account.

I'm betting dollar next.

bets in by 10 BST please :)

£2 on Palace v Swansea please.

Newcastle v West Ham - £2

£2 on Grimsby vs Wycombe

Can I play? If so...

£1 Newcastle West Ham 0-0.

A quid on Dundee Utd Dumbarton and a quid on Leeds burton

So this one is dead as well then I guess.

Can probably let him off while he's hiding from a hurricane.

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Originally Posted by Foe

A quid on Dundee Utd Dumbarton and a quid on Leeds burton

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:panda:

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Originally Posted by John

Can probably let him off while he's hiding from a hurricane.

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He needs to sort his priorities out.

Sorry fellas. I'll get this all updated when i get back to the spreadsheet at work.

May be TUE or WED but i'll get it done.