Because there are loads we've been to.
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Because there are loads we've been to.
Middlesbrough
Crewe
Widnes
Wales
Funnily enough I found a twitter account of one of the guys from camathen that I lived with. I think it was the place you came round to. He's gone all-in on Apple, Welsh Independence and Trump.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samadini
He once told me that AppleTV is called so because Granada saw the populatiry of the iPhone and rebranded to ITV so Apple couldn't use their normal nomenclature.
Lochgelly.
Johnstone.
Rockhampton
Nottingham
Hamilton (NZ, not Canada)
Arbroath
Coventry
Southend
Sparkhill / Sparkbrook
Plymouth.
Ukraine.
Andover
London.
Everywhere that isn't London
Thessaloniki
Athens
Croydon
Slough
Canvey Island
Everywhere else in the south is wonderful.
Luton.
The U S of A.
Mexico.
Malmö
Hull.
Southampton
Oh and Blackpool, fucking cesspit of a place. :sick:
I don’t understand how Jimmy has been to Canvey. I can drive there in 20 minutes and I’ve still only been there twice in 30 years.
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
About 80% definitely qualifies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
I like the seaside, but everywhere near the coast is objectively crap.
The army guarded resorts should be their own independent countries and therefore don't count.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Resorts are part of the 80%. Vile shit.
Westport
Dungannon
Thurles
Dublin
Scotland
Corby
Houston
Have you ever been to Scotland?
I was in Glasgow and Edinburgh only last year and had even posted here about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Scotland, like The rest of Great Britain, is only shit where the people are. The countryside is meant to be some of the best in the world.
Must have been a memorable diary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
It's easy to take it for granted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Especially when you're as devoid of emotion and ungrateful as Giggs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Shearer The 2nd
I love a bit of scenery. As Spikey said, it's the people that make it shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Dundee and Leeds, ghastly shit.
Thurso!
The entire Scottish borders.
Yes that's a pointless place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoonsky
Limerick. Full of backwards cunts speaking some form of primitive language.
Longsight/Levenshulme.
Been out in it recently since the sister moved there. It's fucking brutal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Soldier
Rephrase this in the form of a limerick or gtfo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Soldier
And you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Limerick is a bit shit,
Giggles got out of there quick,
The locals all frown,
the water is brown,
Even for Ireland they’re thick
"I'll write a poem!" said Spikey
(To prove that he wasn't a pikey)
Spikey GTFO
Your rhyme caused such woe
That old ItalAussie said, "Crikey!"
'A Limerick' only exists in the USA, sorry.
Limerick is full of sket cunts,
Their fannies are more like a gunt,
Your cock shrivels inside,
Your libido instantly dies,
But eight pints later you think "she's worth a punt"
One thing about Limerick is that if you got on the wrong side of them boys then you'd want to have a nice high pain threshold. The brother in law went to school with a guy that got the wire. Heard of it before myself in Lurgan and it'd always keep a mickey in check.
Yeah an ex was from there, we went over and I met her family. Her dad barely smiled or said a word and looked like he'd decapitate me for being English and her bro was about six foot six and 20 stone of muscle, lovely bloke but he could've ended me with ease.
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
What is the wire and what is a mickey?
I say we take the van to Limerick and sort a few of these spud-faced fuckers out.
Mate, IN LIMERICK STYLE OR GTFO.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Bog-trotting wannabes. They would get one look at us lads and see their arse.
Gold Coast
Copper pipe up arse as far as it'll go, barbed wire into copper pipe, pull out copper pipe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
A mickey is a penis.
Wasn't that at the time when your knees were held together by velcro? Wouldn't have taken much to end you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Soldier
Jesus christ.
They're animals. I always knew that one as a Lurgan special until I knew all the knackers did it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Top half was God tier mate. Coulda launched a knock out from the floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
I'm guessing it's para related and Mick cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Travellers. And expect nothing less from a jock bastard, you're all rotten cuntsQuote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Same thing.
In that both would skin you, I hope so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Of course. There are horrible cunts everywhere doesn't mean everyone is.
Except in Scotland. Just a bad attitude of person, the lot of the cunts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Actually a lot of the parts of Paris and Rome are proper cesspits.
Venice.
Venice is stunning, did you walk around with shite in your eyes?
Some of it is, a significant part of it is a festering hole.
Kiev - bandit country.
Too many tourists, it smells, having to use water taxis, narrow alleys etc etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bam
Some of it is indeed stunning but on the whole, it's shit.
I don’t think we can conflate being shit with being a shithole.
The place stinks and it's rammed with tourists.
The good bits don't save it, it's a shithole.
Is pretty terrible. Have you been to Rockhampton? That's the top of my Australian list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Queenslander
Nottingham is the top of my worldwide list. Just the worst.
Just remembered that I've been to Dunfermline a few times. Irredeemable.
Drove through LA’s skid row one time at night. Definitely that.
Rockhampton is an embarrassing place to visit. The Gold Coast is a place where most social areas I have to worry about getting stabbed and or king hit at any time time of day.Quote:
Originally Posted by ItalAussie
EDIT: Gold Coast Cops
https://www.youtube.com/user/mrtechnoligy100
I think my cousins live in Rockhampton actually. :D
We need the term 'king hit' in this country.
We call it coward punch now I just forgot.