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Which daughter is the :drool: referring to?
Yours.
http://www.joe.ie/news/hundreds-of-d...icality/512761
Might hopefully put another nail in the coffin of the stupid language.
http://www.iconeye.com/404/item/3864...es-the-uk-plug
What a brilliant idea.
That's good, that.
Aye, I agree. Still unsettling to think someone should've made something like that a few years ago.
https://www.thedodo.com/man-builds-d...362467342.html
Fuck that is amazing.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34336951
I always enjoy these stories. I'm not surprised Nuneaton and Bedworth is the least anxious area in the country. They're all unemployed and spend hours each day fucking their siblings.
Those happiest parts of the UK things seem to coincide with where the least educated people are. Fermanagh and Omagh, fuck's sake. You go west of the Bann in Northern Ireland and you're into proper hillbilly territory.
NSFW
Toggle Spoiler
You'd be better off dead really.
Don't be a cunt Harold, put some warning up first next time.
There's a warning right at the start of the video.
There's also a still screen of his face...
It's surely discriminatory to spoiler that. You can't go round in real life asking people with hideous deformities to spoiler their ugly mugs.
https://cdn.liveleak.com/80281E/ll_a...b5&ec_rate=230
'This picture proves once and for all how important it is to read the label on the can. It shows a mystery woman who reportedly ended up in A&E after confusing her hair mousse with a can of expanding builder’s foam. The image, believed to have been taken at a hospital somewhere in Eastern Europe, has been widely shared on social media on Tuesday. She can be seen sitting in a waiting room looking understandably unhappy with her situation with a giant solid helmet of polyurethane foam on her head. Expanding polyurethane foam has a number of uses in DIY situations – although ‘hair product’ is not one of them Builders’ and at-home-handymen used the foam for everything from preventing leaks, to filling gaps during construction and holding items in place.'
Laugh out loud.
FW: FW: FW: FW: RE: FW: RE: Talk about a bad hair day!!!!
That stuff is unfathomably sticky, and pretty bad for you, so yeah, lol at her.
I'd be interested to hear from her what kind of style she was going for in the first place. Looks fairly punk.
It looks like a traditional head dress.
It's also perfect for dealing with hornet nests.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...pier-ever.html
What's the difference between her and a tranny?Quote:
A woman who dreamed of being blind arranged to have drain cleaner poured in her eyes to fulfil her wishes. Jewel Shuping, 30, from North Carolina has Body Integrity Identity Disorder (BIID), a condition in which able-bodied people believe they are meant to be disabled. Her desire to lose her sight was so strong that she decided to blind herself - by having a sympathetic psychologist pour drain cleaner into her eyes.
At least she followed through unlike most of the workshy cunts in this country.
I read a good article on 'BIID' a year or two ago. Pretty sure this is it: https://medium.com/@readmatter/why-w...b-ffe4494b4f21
It's pretty fascinating, there are people who literally chop arms off because they don't feel like they're part of their body. And like transgenderism it's often a lifelong thing where they feel an uneasiness from a very young age.
I don't know if there has been much research into how much of it is actually physiological and how much is just in their head. I guess that isn't even properly established for transgender yet.
App wankers get a pasting.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/10...der_slandered/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...urns-riot.html
#blacklivesmatter
Fucking hell are you kidding me it happened on Hoe Street! :D
Walthamstow :cool:
France train terror hero stabbed in US-
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34480404
That's a Muslim. I'm calling it right now.
Jesus Christ. :sick:
I'd be surprised if it wasn't.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...e-train-attackQuote:
The Sacramento police department said officers responded to a report of a stabbing in an area of midtown Sacramento known for its nightlife at 12:46am. The victim, identified by police only as a “man in his 20s”, was believed to be out with a group of friends when a physical altercation broke out, and led to him being stabbed multiple times in his upper body, police said in a statement.
The victim was transported to the hospital, where he is being treated for non-life-threatening injuries, according to authorities.
Sacramento police detectives were called to the scene to assist with the investigation. No arrests have yet been made.
“The assault incident is not related to a terrorist act,” the police said on Twitter. “Assault occurred near a bar; alcohol is believed to be a factor.”
It appears the confrontation began as a “verbal argument” that escalated into a physical fight, a Sacramento Police Department spokesman said. He emphasized that the incident was not related to the victim’s life-saving action on a French train. “It appears alcohol was a factor,” the spokesman said, echoing the police department’s comment on Twitter.
and the Police's statement in full
http://www.sacpd.org/newsroom/releas...d=20151008-113
No shit.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...acramento.html
It was Asian men that did it, outside a gay bar. How can they say this isn't terror related? Also the British guy involved is in protective custody. Something amiss here.
So Asian = terrorist?
Not a random attack + knives + Asian men + guy that prevented a terrorist attack saving hundreds of lives = yes?
Pepe you're so mid-noughties. We're not afraid to call things for what they are now.
Bloody hell, I'd forgot that a girl I went to school with's brother was murdered a year or two back. His fiancee just got 40 years :cab:
A better story in the related links at the bottom -Heinz QR porn code too saucy for ketchup customer - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-33200142
You wonder what he was hoping to find out.
Another of those stories where a girl goes on a night out, ditches her friends and is reported missing before she overcomes the hangover:
http://news.stv.tv/west-central/1330...t-out-glasgow/
I wonder if the police just react with a sigh when they're reported?
A questionable pic but definitely would.
Djibril Cissé tried to blackmail Mathieu Valbuena over a sex tape.
http://www.espnfc.com/lyon/story/266...ackmail-report
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.2396624
I doubt he was complaining.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2...=twt_b-gdnnews
Copper arrested for seven counts of rape :sick:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-34568984
Man flips out on an airborne flight, bites another passenger, collapses and then dies.
Drug mule?
Most likely. A woman from the flight has been arrested for drug offences, so I would assume so.
The One Direction concert that was meant to be on in Belfast tonight got cancelled only a few minutes before it was due to start with the arena full of all the waiting fans.
:lol:
I'm looking through Twitter for stuff about it now.
She is going to be gutted. If you look at the replies to that tweet, she's been waiting since 9am this morning.
:D
If you'd tickets, why the fuck would you be there since 9am? Gobshites.
Sad cunt you are, Boyd.
I got you Boydy.
https://www.facebook.com/stuartrobin...1032733587276/
Poor man. Surprised they didn't lynch him.
Cheers.
Yeah, it must've taken some guts to go out and deliver that announcement. They/the venue seem to be getting stick now for leaving it so late just so they could sell merchandise and burgers and drinks.
Bags of baking soda :cab:
http://www.joe.ie/news/fresh-develop...to-cork/516498
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...-to-save-money
Is the idea that I read that and think how hard it is for people to live in San Francisco? Because he just comes across as a stingy weirdo.
He's not really living in it. I guess, "man with hotel-like office facilities sleeps in van" isn't a very good headline though.
Reebok make perfectly legitimate UFC t-shirt and is then forced to apologise because gobshites don't know their countries.
http://www.joe.ie/sport/irish-ufc-fa...t-shirt/516559
If they stop selling it they've given in to terrorism.
I'm confused.
The fuss has been caused by the map not including Northern Ireland, no?
Which is presumably a legitimate complaint if there's no such country as Republic of Ireland. Yet Giggles first post claims that the t-shirt is perfectly legitimate.
Educate me.
The t-shirt shows an outline of the country of Ireland and has the word Ireland written over it, which is correct in every way. Yet goons who think we still have some tie to Northern Ireland got their knickers in a knot and started tweeting Reebok forcing them to apologise for doing fuck all wrong.
'The Republic of Ireland' is not an official name (it was originally used by us to disrespect them), and since the t-shirt presumably refers to that dickhead with the gorilla tattoo it's about the country he's from ('Ireland') rather than the landmass.
McGregor's coach (who is from Dublin) wasn't a fan either tbh:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CR2d3j3WoAAOIf0.jpg:large
It was removed because he threatened for his gym (SBG Ireland) to walk from Reebok, probably wouldn't have worked if Conor wasn't with the gym.
They could make everybody happy with a 'British Isles' t-shirt (shortened to 'British' if it was found to be more stylistic).
I still say we'd never had any of these problems at all, even a lot of the balaclava based ones, if they'd all just agreed to name the small country Western Scotland back in 1921. It'd have all sunk in better by now as the similar names is still keeping the drongos clutching to something.
Ireland should have just named itself 'Greater Liverpool'.
The whole island or Ireland itself?
Giggles' hatred for Northern Ireland.
:harold:
You should probably try to get them to change the constitution then.
I know it was changed but there's still the 'aspiration' for a united Ireland.
And I've got one of those passports. :baz:
It's hilarious how many people blindly swallow up that "Ireland is the name of the island containing two countries, the Republic of bla bla bla" and preach it to people without any thought it might be wrong. Mahow trying to correct Giggles, an actual Irishman, is a particularly lol example.
Though Lewis is right in a way that the correct name was never recognised officially by the UK until the good Friday in 1998 even though it had been internationally for decades previously.
Most unionist Northern Irish still refer to us as the 'Free State', which ceased to exist 78 years ago. But that's more in a derogatory way than an uninformed way.
It's mostly Americans I see doing it. The kind who are basically what Spoonsky would be like if he'd ended up on Reddit or something instead of here.
Watching a bit of this Benghazi inquest in the US - it's a complete partisan shitfest. Absolutely rubbish.
Also, there are about 15 photographers sat on the floor in front of her during the whole thing.
Again, what is the point?
http://www.theguardian.com/football/...-nazi-doll-sue
'They all look the same' is up there with the great defences.
Is that Boehner doing his best impression of Blinky Ben in the background?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CR7c73GWEAAn1LL.png
See that stupid shit about ethnic police officers? So they need ethnics even if they're total shit in areas full of ethnics to 'generate trust' but they want more ethnics in areas full of non-ethnics to also 'generate trust'.
Makes sense, Theresa May you appalling cunt of a woman.
On a much, much more amusing note:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/tr...e-airline.html
:D
Given that the police force is made up almost entirely of chippy wankers on a power trip it is a bit of a mystery how it doesn't attract more ethnics.
Fuck off.Quote:
'Not only did you take the lives of both yourself and your child as a joke, you also took the schedules of a plane full of people as a joke - all because of your child's American passport!
'An entire plane had to be diverted, causing scheduling problems for all the other innocent passengers.
'The crew also had to stay for the night in Alaska. Do you know the true social cost of your actions?'
Kate Burley has such an annoying fucking voice. Everything she says sound like a arsey sarcastic comment, which 50% of the times it is.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-s...wales-34613148
'Transmisogyny'
:D
Sounds heavy hitting.Quote:
While the statement on the petition web page does not cite examples of Ms Greer's alleged anti-transgender views, it accuses her of "continually misgendering trans women and denying the existence of transphobia altogether".
To be fair she's given them some right grief over the years. I think she once tried to get one chucked out of/banned from a women's college. Not that it matters. FREE SPEECH, mate.
I do like that term transmisoginy.
Her responseQuote:
"“What they are saying is that because I don’t think surgery will turn a man into a woman I should not be allowed to speak anywhere.”
Greer said that she did not understand the mindset of those who had signed the petition, adding: “I do not know why universities cannot hear unpopular views and think about what they mean.” What could be more absurd than censorship on campus?
The author compared the recent growth of campaigns against speakers as a result of their views on transgender issues to the “Father 4 Justice” movement, which ran a high-profile campaign for improved rights for men denied access to their children.
“They were a right pain in the arse and they did not do their cause any good at all. This is very like that.”
Already posted by myself in the QT thread. Still, I'll take the credit via pm.
She's right, of course. But I'm fairly sure she's been a driving force behind campaigns which deride whoever it is she didn't like.
I know most of my news items with regards to cars burning usually involves videos of multiple Russians/Brazilians being burned alive in their shitbox cars, so here's a refreshing change.
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/loc...ident-1.907156
Proper #LADHERO stuff, that.
Along similar lines, this bloke is a friend of a friend. He's an insufferably loud twat, but he's done well there.
From the sidebar of that Courier article.
Fucking lol at that.
Schoolboy got stabbed to death not far from where I was working today. Grim stuff. His name was Bailey Gwynne. I've been scouring Facebook for any clues as to why he was murdered but no joy. Two pupils I believe have been charged.
I saw that story, I've doubled my selfie-intake since then, no chance of me getting murdered and having that as my photo on the news.
So, pictures of the killer are on the Mail website. Apparently he was being bullied about his weight.
Media reaction will he interesting if it turns out the killer was a victim too and the dead guy was a massive cunt.
I think its a safe assumption to make. Shame. Only so much someone can take before they snap. Surprised I never copped for a good chibbing as I was a proper psychological bullying cunt in school.
If only you'd been twatted in a curry house, I could have made a 'Delayed Korma' joke.
Shish, that's harsh.
I'll have naan of that please, Magic took a big phall from grace that night.
How long do you think you can curry this on for?
Why are you doing Bangladeshi puns, you cunts.
I'll tarka look at my diary and see how much time I have.
HAHAHAHA PUNS! *kofte* wankers *kofte*
Years iftar the fact and Magic's still getting grief for that.
Must have bhuna stressful morning for Magic to get this worked up.
Probably got daalayed on the motorway.
That's a phaaly good bet.
Raita on!
Pack of saags.
Guys come up with something new these puns are the samosas before.
Makes me feel sick, I think I need to vindaloo.
Somebody explain puns to him, please.
Why don't you go rip your own dick off and fuck yourself in the ear with it you miserable twat.
Although using a Q-tip might tickle you more.
:D
It's ok Maz. CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA.
The only problem is I really want a curry now. :(
You can't curry on like this.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34684973
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
In all seriousness, who the fuck lets off pyrotechnics in a nightclub, knowing that part of the décor is polystyrene? Leave that sort of stuff to Rammstein.
Not getting all anti Muslim but am I the only one that reacted to the "Romanian" name Raed Arafat ?
It doesn't say he's Romanian, it also doesn't say he's a muslim so I'm not sure what you were reading.
Does everywhere just descend into madness on Halloween or is it just this kip? 6 stabbings alone last night, 1 dead and 2 critical, ambulances being bottled attending injuries, and fire brigades attacked after houses were set on fire.
Granted, there's a couple of areas in the city where this is regular but what is it about one night that makes it so widespread?
http://www.thejournal.ie/man-critica...19880-Nov2015/
Anonymous hacked the KKK and have released a list of members, which includes several US senators & mayors from the Republican party.
http://www.ibtimes.com/anonymous-beg...online-2164710
I watched a programme about the Klan recently. Can't remember which channel it was on, but it was quite amusing. The impression I got was that it isn't really a thing any more, as much as a bunch of disparate and unaffiliated groups professing to be the real Klan (The White Knights of the KKK, run out of a shed somewhere, seemed to be the main one for the purposes of the programme). They really are just flat out batshit, but then I saw some American lawyer going on about Guantanamo on Newsnight after that British guy was released and I realised the ability to seriously believe (or espouse) things entirely outwith any sane view of the world isn't a trait specifically reserved for racists.
Most of them probably are big racists, but it's worth nothing that no other race other than the white race is deemed racist for being proud of their race.
Is this the New Black Panther Party you're talking about?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06fq188
That was the programme I think. Some of the black folk were as bad as the white divs. One woman in particular was one of the most offensively racist people I think I've ever seen.
Are there?
Yellow POWAH!
Don't forget the Pink Panthers. Those guys are bonkers.
It's been announced today that a factory in my town is closing down and will be gone by mid 2018. Probably one of the largest employers in the town and this comes within a year of another large factory announcing it was closing down too. Two of the largest employers with decent manufacturing wages in the town closing down within a year of wach other. This place is going to be a proper depressing post-industrial wasteland soon.
How odd, I thought of you when I heard it on the news just now. Assuming it's the same one anyway.
Michelin in Ballymena?
Did it make to the national news? I assumed it'd just be on the local news.
Smear tactics are so yesterday, try another route.
The Black Panthers are, but then they're not representative of your average ethnic 'proud of my race' person. Can you think of any white person who is vocally proud of their race who is not deemed racist in some way? Now do the same with black people. You have thought of one already.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2...just-two-women
New British passport design features seven men and two women. Everybody riots.
Do they want to replace William Shakespeare with Dame Edna Evrage?
June Sarpong.
If you give a fuck about that you should lose your citizenship.
If lasses wanted to be on passports centuries down the line then they should have done more.
One isn't the same as the other though.
If I'm vocally proud about being a white person, what does that say about me? It says I'm proud that white people enslaved and discriminated against other races and nothing else.
However, if I'm vocally proud about being a black person, that says I'm thankful that my ancestors overcame slavery and discrimination and fought their way into being considered equal to white people in society.
The only context I ever see references to 'black pride' is in lame attempts to give poor kids a bit of self-respect. I think if you're so desperate for self-esteem that you have to be proud of your race then you've got bigger issues that need solving.
The new passports are crap.
I'm thankful my ancestors invented nearly everything good the world has to offer. Most white people did not enslave anyone, and in fact many black people enslaved their own people or sold their own people to slave masters. See, you're doing what I expected - only thinking of the worst things. If you want to go down this route then what have black people ever invented, compared to my quite excellent white ancestors? If you want this silly tit-for-tat then I'm afraid white people win every time. I'm all for equality when it comes to being proud of who you are and where you come from, but that doesn't exist with guilt-ridden apologists like yourself.
Pretty much all popular music can be traced back to black people. Especially Guns n Roses.
Well, I did say 'nearly everything'.
Dundee > Ballymena.
There's a phrase that's probably never been uttered before.
Obviously Dundee is better. Pretty much anywhere is better than Ballymena. I hate the place.
It's still quite sad to see the place you grew up become a completely rundown shithole though.
People inventing things has fuck all to do with their race though, does it.
White people can't be proud of being white without coming across as racists because there's nothing positive that white people have done with regards to race. That's the point I'm making. Who invented what has absolutely no bearing on somebody being proud to be black/white.
Yeah it's about 7 or 8 times bigger, but it was a desolate shithole up until quite recently.
They should cash in on the man-children and bring back DeLorean.
They'd all have to disagree and cunt it up like the shower of kids they all are.
I swear to God if someone came along and said they were going to build 10 hospitals and run them free of charge for 50 years and all had to be done was vote it in at Stormont, there would still be a fucking 50:50 split.
The word 'Stormont' just screams fight, kill, murder, aggression. Does it actually mean anything? They should have called it 'Peacehouse' or something.
Ali was a cunt, calling Smokin Joe a nigger. Fuck was he thinking.
It probably is ignorant, as in some far corner of the internet will be an example of white people doing good things with regards to race. But the general consensus is very bad. Slavery was bad. Not letting black people sit down on buses was bad. Any positives aren't well known and aren't the reason why people are proud to be white.
Muhammad Ali, who famously won an Olympic gold medal and still got kicked out of a racist cafe. I wonder why he sought to turn his blackness into a positive.
What about the abolition of slavery?
Can the whites claim that?
White people have much more money than black people, on average, which is the difference, not the skin colour of various good and bad people historically. You don't need to feel proud of arbitrary things if you have enough cash to be proud of your gold plated speedboat instead.
Black pride makes sense in the context of the Civil Rights Movement, because if you're trying to defend the rights of a certain group it follows that you would try to show that group as a cohesive thing, worth defending. Beyond that, yeah, it's far too arbitrary to feel any real pride about.
http://www.theguardian.com/environme...=EMCENVEML1631
Morocco going solar. That's pretty cool.
That is a quite impressive project although it will still be hydro doing most of the heavy lifting.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...e-victor-ponta
Nightclub goes on fire
People are angry
???
Government resigns
That seems a crazy escalation to me. :cab:
It seems like a very long running rift coming to a head, to be honest.
Lol no pun intended btw.
Keep your marriage talk to the relevant thread please.
Going back to this, the bigger offence is obviously that they look fucking awful:
http://i.imgur.com/3tMjVTi.png
Needs moar Dianne Abbott.
Surely there's a more innovative way to get Shakespeare in there than just sticking a pencil drawing of his face into an arbitrarily tippexed out bit of the image.
I don't really know what the purpose of it is, but the current ones have a similar light bit.
I'm sure most will have seen them by now but Norway's new ones are pretty classy:
http://i.imgur.com/vUOzRTV.jpg
They have a lighter bit, but it isn't in the middle of a full colour image so it doesn't look as daft. I'd also like to know why Shakespeare is in the middle of the 'Landmarks and Architecture' pages. There was definitely an architect among the people being 'honoured'. Stick him in there, you twats.
Those Norwegian ones are great.
I assumed that image isn't how it will actually appear when printed. If it's as dark as that any stamps are going to be illegible.
It's best to be minimalist with these things, otherwise they risk looking shit (as above) and end up dating very easily. Look how well our national sporting emblems have held up.
Unwashed farmer sets country back 20 years.
https://m.rte.ie/news/ireland/2015/1...3-farmer-land/
The only woman on there should be Thatcher.
That would suggest there's no 'site being planned'. Do you have another article that demonstrates otherwise?Quote:
In the Supreme Court's decision, Mr Justice Liam McKechnie said the IDA had never denied that it had no particular industrial undertaking in mind for the lands.
He said the authority was trying to create a land bank and added that the law did not give any power to the IDA to acquire lands not required for immediate use.
The court also ruled the IDA could not be satisfied the criteria laid down in the legislation for acquiring lands had been met because it had not established who the ultimate user of the land would be.
It doesn't just "suggest" it, it says they openly admitted it.
No, but I spent enough time inside the walls there to know that there was/is a site well into the planning stages to match what they have in Portland currently. There is never anything officially announced until they play the sites off against each other for it but this was 95% (pending that site) after the delays in Tel Aviv with the newest process, as it was to go on an existing current process site outside the US.
Passport design is primarily about making it hard to forge, not looking pretty. That does look completely shit though.
I think everybody's aware of that. There are still plenty of better looking ones about and our current ones aren't bad at all.
Bit annoyed as I've just updated my passport, wouldn't mind getting a shit design one for the lols.
I don't know where else to put this but it sounds and looks hideous.
http://www.thejournal.ie/eye-contact...429455-Nov2015
I looked up his book. The first comment. :D
Mine were sorted differently, so I just got the musings of some dreadfully smug English Lit students.
Quote:
with a plethora of grammatical issues as a plus to the already stylistically-challenged narrative
I hope those are meant to be ironic too. :sick:Quote:
appallingly written and tedious novel, which one supposes the writer intended to be an epic on the level of Lord of the Rings, we are continually assaulted by an avalanche of adverbs
I'm dying to lay my eyes on the original review but there's no traces of it. :(
As always, local news is amazing.
http://www.joe.ie/news/dublin-man-wh...service/520918
Phoning in an IS bomb threat from a payphone outside your house :D
I know this is the Heil/Fail etc but it's an absolutely disgusting story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...g-stag-do.html
:(
How on earth did he avoid a custodial sentence?
Why the need of mentioning tattooed bouncer?
So you can tell him apart from the other guy in the photo who looks like a bouncer with tattoos!
What sort of "indecent images of a child" would warrant punishment but only to the tune of a £500 fine? It's surprising he got such a lenient sentence for the drink driving alone, but that that was part of the same incident and seems to be such a sidenote of the case is particularly strange.
The title of that picture. :D
And me thinking that they could just write "the one on the right " or similar.
Because they need to let you know how terrible a person he is. In the world of the Daily Mail having a tattoo automatically makes you the bad guy.
He is obviously an awful twat but, for instance, they're far less likely to mention a victim being tatooed. In short it's a terrible publication with an even worse website.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-pathetic.html
What a fucking mook. Surely unless she fingered his g-spot he'd have to be aroused for this to have taken place?
He looks exactly like I would expect a GamerGater to look so I can imagine they're rallying around him.
I bet he was twice the size of her. Powerless.
Canadian Jackpot Winner Dies After Attempting To Gold Plate His Balls
http://viralcovert.com/jackpot-winne...ate-his-balls/
Would you stop posting these obviously fake articles, @Jeet? It's not good enough and you're beginning to become a bit of a fucking pest.
Fucking hell they've shut the Edinburgh city bypass because some fucking lunatic is wandering about on it with a weapon attacking people that get out of their cars?
There were a few tweets saying that so fuck you.
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/loc...y-cat-1.913261
:sick:
Presumably some of you gamer freaks know who this is?
"The gaming fanatic, who has built up a six million strong army of fans, has become a YouTube phenomenon by uploading internet videos of himself playing popular strategy game Minecraft."
:D
"And now here's DarkSydePhil with the weather..."
<consults chat for forecast>
My nephews are 7, they almost fell over when I told them I not only knew what Minecraft was but had played it for ages. No idea who this guy is though.
BREAKING NEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dt6acr8xd0
Still better than Krishnan Guru-Murthy
What annoys me about Lets Plays is how much of that is driven by kids. So the really shit ones gain serious traction from making common-denominator jokes or just screeching into a scare cam.
An ex-colleague's brother has just been attacked by a Grizzly in the Rockies. He survived and has some pretty cool injuries. How he survived I'm not entirely sure but when they heal scars+story=pussy.
Following on from that: http://news.sky.com/story/1498376/ga...strip-paranoia
Not sure if cereal...
Yeah I'm glad that's all blown over now.Quote:
'And the Gazza...', and I'd be like, 'What's that?!', and I realised it was the Gaza Strip. I couldn't wait for that to end."
Gives me another chance to post this:
http://www2.b3ta.com/fp-archive/host/9288921-1.jpg
http://www.theguardian.com/football/...es-63rd-minute
:D
That's the kind of thing proper tinpot dictators should be getting up to. Like that Uzbek (?) nutter who randomly changed words (bread to the name of his mother or something), while he wasn't boiling political prisoners alive in oil, hmm.
Probably in Shoreditch, yeah.
Pistorius has been found guilty of murder, or had his conviction upgraded or somesuch.
That's so good if it's true.
Bloody hell it is
http://www.theguardian.com/media/201...ood?CMP=twt_gu
:D
Man has same pair of glasses for his entire life.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...risonment.html
What sort of name is 'Lenworth Henry'? Is that the original stupid black name?
So this happened overnight.
https://cdn.rt.com/files/2015.12/ori...534a8b4574.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35016461
My gaff are quite big out there so I feared the worse but it's a state-owned asset. Still though, high winds being put down as the root cause and there's about 32 people killed as an estimate.
People have waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzx3MeYonT8
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a6769051.html
Trannies are mentally ill pt. 205875.
Stefonknee. Hell. That's the worst name I've seen this week. Axton's off the hook.
Not sure if this has been posted anywhere else, but Honduras international and ex-Rangers player Arnold Peralta has been shot dead.
BBC reckon he was on holiday in his hometown of La Ceiba and he was shot in a shopping centre car park. A minute silence will be held before Rangers vs Morton this weekend.
I saw a graphic the other day that had Honduras as the worst country in the world for being murdered by an absolute mile. In Tegucigalpa, the capital, the annual murder rate was higher than 1 per 1,000 citizens (in London it's 1 in 100,000).
The official stats I'm reading now back that up, with Honduran murder rates nearly twice as bad as the next worst country, which is Venezuela.
The club he was playing for is in Tegucigalpa, so it's a serious bit of bad luck to live there and be shot to death somewhere with a lower murder rate.
No. Its an adult man choosing to pretend. He's not actually a child.
CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK
Saudi millionaire accused of rape said he innocently went to speak to teenager, but penis may have been poking out the top of his trousers
CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK
Then he fell on the girl, which may explain why his semen was found in her vagina.
Falling on things is a great excuse when you go to hospital with a lightbulb stuck in your anus, but that rapist is just pushing believability.
I'm convinced.
I hope they've only adopted that with the intention of burying it alive.
What a pair of Fritzels.Quote:
She explains how her new parents’ youngest granddaughter wanted a little sister and decided Ms Wolschtt should be younger than her.
@CourtNewsUK
Saudi millionaire cleared of raping teen after claiming he accidentally penetrated her when he slipped and fell
http://www.breakingnews.ie/discover/...gs-711699.html
Idiot hit by train, but survives.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...n-Kognito.html
Ian Kognito. :D
That's Ian's avatar sorted for next year.
Someone that went to the same school as the wife has just posted on FB about her new baby girl (the other two are in care).
She's called it...'Khaleesi'.
Khaleesi Barry.
:D
Edit: yes she's a fat white cunt.
Apparently kids named after Game of Thrones characters are getting more and more common. I read something a while back that said there have been a load of Aryas, Theons, and Sansas. I wonder if there are any Joffreys or Cerseis.
The Theons are going to be seriously miffed in fifteen years when they get hold of the season three boxset, particularly if they were born after that season aired.
I'm calling my son Qhorin now. Or Jaqen H'ghar. No, Hizdahr zo Loraq. That's the one.
There should be a list of approved names and nothing else allowed.
A man would name a boy Jaqen?
I bet there's a few of those already. That character is fucking great and Jaqen isn't that strange a name.
I've seen two Ayrton's whilst at work.
My history teacher's brother just named his kid Lovely Rita. As in, first name of Lovely, middle name of Rita. Apparently all their kids have Beatles' names. Molly Jones I can accept, but you've just subjected this poor girl to a childhood of taunting and assumptions (unless, by the time she's in school, every kid will have equally dumb names).
None of the kids will get the reference.
I wonder if anyone would call their child Hodor.
If they were naming their children today there would definitely be a Xaro Xhoan Daxos Geldof.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ition-sex.html
Truly outdutched themselves.
Seems reasonable.Quote:
'It is important that the initiative lies with the driving instructor, and focuses on offering a driving lesson, with the payment provided in sexual acts'
The Dutch are brilliant. :DQuote:
The unusual law dubbed 'a ride for a ride'
This isn't "News" at all, but I stumbled upon this and laughed out loud when I saw there's a professor at London School of Marketing actually called "Jacques de Cock" :D
http://www.thedrum.com/news/2015/12/...rvel-treatment
Tokyo Sexwale says hi.
Might have already been posted, but this is pretty shit hot: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35157782
Strange. Has to be a Photoshop prank.
http://www.joe.ie/news/pic-irishman-...ristmas/524826
So that care home on the front of all newspapers today, I used to work there until March. Popped down there in the afternoon yesterday, naturally everyone was shook up. Old chap was planning to end his life too. Very sad. Doubt this is the kind of publicity the place needs though.
Someone's got to bring the NHS budget down.
What was it?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slate...er_noises.html
Quote:
Stick batteries into this toy plane, and it does what a normal toy plane might do—rolls around and lights up. But then it also does something else—emits what appears to be an Islamic prayer.
There's that building in Dubai what's on fire and ting.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/fi...halifa-n488586
I swear the exact thing happened a year ago.
That smog. It reminds me of shit PS1 WW1 FPS shooters where the graphics were atrocious.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-disguise.html
What in the flying fuck? :D
Hark at the fella involved.
:violin:Quote:
"I’ve always held M&S in quite high regard when it comes to food, and finding out that they were using a more common biscuit as a base was a bit of a shock."
Is it not common knowledge that own brand stuff is just standard produce with a different label on?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35235288
Fucking hell. Looks like the husband has murdered them all and ran.
A glimpse of your future.
Oh God I'm going to be black?
No, you're going to get motor neurone disease.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...fe-head-inside
Fucking hell.
Yeah I always wondered about that. It's as stupid as saying you've a mild case of death.
What happened in my city on New Years:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35231046
Fucking animals.
Horrific story. If these are all asylum seekers as the comment suggests near the end, it'll be pretty damaging to any acceptance of refugees in Europe.
http://m.rte.ie/news/2015/0401/691308-spire/
What the absolute fuck? Someone said this in work today and I thought they were ripping the piss. I'm pretty sure there was no McDonalds in 1916 but I don't think they're ripping it out for the fortnight.
What a waste of money.
'Programme of events'. Get over it chaps.
On my phone so no link but did anyone read about the clinical trial gone wrong France?
This one? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35320895
Harry hasn't been to France lately has he?
Yes, that one. Didn't a few members here (Hammerstein maybe?) did some of these?
Magic's videos are better.
Wow.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...reated-7177869
I've ordered two. But really, they aren't sexy at all.
I don't know, mate.Quote:
On Twitter, Omnipotent I Am said: "This is basically saying its ok if it's a doll, problem is, what happens when they want a real child?"
I'd probably be less disturbed if I saw a real child in someone's house as opposed to a doll.
Shit week for the Dion family http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ssed-away.html
Will Forte has decided to go for a new look:
http://www.ew.com/sites/default/file...?itok=021yt5S4
It's fucking me up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be2G1SUTYSE
Looks like Milo is bang on, yet again.
Just browsing through the BBC site when I saw the thumbnail pic for this and thought 'why the fuck is Kanu doing martial arts'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/taekwondo/35337316
I've seen that before, but yeah it's weird as fuck.
Oh yeah, it's from 2014. I saw it on Facebook today.
I was about to say the end result looked surprisingly natural, but then I scrolled past the first picture...
Jim's inevitable 'Korea' choice.
Just got an email from Friends Reuinited saying they were shutting it down. Apparently some people still used it. I don't know if that fact, or the fact that it still existed in a usable form is the bigger shock.
What might have been.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ackground.html
You really shouldn't laugh, but... Wot?
For fuck sake.
Terrible etc but I did lol at the pic of the flattened piglets.
"Like comment and subscribe."
I imagine you'd have preferred him to be wearing high heels, Magic.
The piglet?
I can't find that Finchy gif.
I was suggesting that he looks like you. It was just a joke, though, mate.
Disconcerting.
http://gawker.com/why-the-earth-is-f...ium=socialflow
That article is great, I never knew he was such a fucking mentalist.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...red-looks.html
This is unspeakably upsetting. Could you imagine. I mean, really, could you imagine? Absolutely horrendous.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-35400694
I feel like the police are in the right here. Dopey fuckers.
Local news :
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/loc...osure-1.921460
:face:
There was a belter in our local paper over Christmas, although sadly it's not online. The background is that a few months ago the local cinema (which is publicly funded) removed its popcorn machine and started serving pre-bagged stuff. There was a big outcry from idiots who barely go there anyway, and then it sort of simmered down, only for the announcement that several weeks on a Community Council meeting had been derailed by somebody demanding action be taken. I wish I could remember the headline as I don't even think it was supposed to be mocking.
There would be umpteen letters complaining about the use of the word 'Scots'.
Norns scorn at popcorn.
Locals Anger at PopCorn Clanger.
Mutants will do.
Mutants Bitch at PopCorn Switch
Mate this isn't Buzzfeed.
The latest one is people complaining that the geography of the fictional BBC drama 'Shetland' doesn't completely match that of the real Shetland.
"They travelled north from Lerwick and ended up in Sumburgh! Completely ruined things for me."
I wish I was joking.
You get a lot of that on IMDb. I make a game of matching guest stars in things I'm watching to other things I've seen them in and use IMDb to confirm, so I land on quite a lot of shows I wouldn't otherwise be looking at, and the 'forum' preview thing shows a den of absolute lunacy on most of them. There was someone complaining about the length of a flight on the Criminal Minds page, there's always at least one 'I'm from [place] and IT IS NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!' wherever you go.
Incidentally, everyone has been in Home Improvement.
Never before have a website and a story been so perfectly in sync.
You fucking wot?Quote:
“I see commonalities between humans and potatoes that speak to our relationship as individuals within a collective species. Generally, the life of a harvested potato is violent and taken for granted. I use the potato as a proxy for the ontological study of the human experience.”
Fucking otherkins.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35424393
Another victory for 'consumer bloggers'.
Fine, I'll post it here then, Italnazi.
You couldn't make this up, really. And no, Ital, this isn't me espousing views on child sexuality. It's espousing my views on the options given to them that they neither need nor want. It's a perfectly legitimate topic.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/...ng-survey.html
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...3941545531.jpgQuote:
Children have been asked to describe their gender from a list of more than 20 different options in a survey criticised as "profoundly confusing".
Youngsters aged from 13 to 18 were asked to select from 25 choices, including "gender fluid", "genderqueer" and "non-binary".
As well as traditional options of "girl" and "boy", children were also invited to select from a list that included "tri-gender" and "intersex"
The national survey was linked from the website of the Children's Commissioner for England, Anne Longfield, and was forwarded to some schools by local councils.
But the question asking children to define their gender was criticised by the Christian Institute as "totally misleading" and "profoundly confusing" for girls and boys.
Its spokesman Simon Calvert said: "We must not intrude on childhood by deliberately confusing schoolchildren about what makes a boy a boy or a girl a girl just to satisfy adult political agendas.
"We must protect children from being made to feel that passing phases of confused feeling about themselves, which many go through, must be turned into life-changing moral and political decisions."
It has emerged that the survey has now been withdrawn. A spokesman at Ms Longfield's office said there had been a "clerical error" and the survey was only a draft.
The survey will be redrafted with the question asking children to define their gender removed, the spokesman added.
Among the schools to issue the survey was Blatchington Mill in Hove, East Sussex, which has gained a strong reputation for its work on LGBT-related issues.
Its headteacher Ashley Harrold said: "Gender identity is a real and valid concern for some students at any school, and we're no exception.
"We feel our curriculum should address anything that prevents students feeling happy, feeling confident in themselves and feeling accepted by their peers."
A Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman, which forwarded the national survey to all its secondary schools at the request of Ms Longfield's office, said it was aimed at exploring young people's experiences of gender.
The spokesman said: "We want all our young people to feel comfortable with who they are, to understand that the notion of gender can go beyond the traditional idea of simply being either male and female, and to recognise that people can use a range of terms to describe their gender identity."
Cool.
Ital's such a dickhead.
Giving him points for 'homo' as well. Jesus fucking christ.
If you want him banned just ban him.
Nothing at 1am, but it's a perfectly reasonable thread and topic of discussion. The thread got closed because Harold posted it, no other reason.
Probably, yeah.
You should still get the popup, or at least an orange notification. That's weird, because I haven't tampered with anything in the settings. :cab:
I wondered about the lack of incandescent PM in return. It wasn't like you at all. I may have to take a look in at the options to see what happened.
Ital identifies as a 'Genderqueer', I reckon.
I choose not to identify as embarrassed.
So you're okay with idiot then.
I am a bit. I need the small victories.
The fucking state of RL in here. Jesus.
I got a PM pop-up the other day.
Wow.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b4_1454075336
18 year old Afghan refugee sentence to 20 months for anally raping a 72 year old woman. Coming to a town near you soon.
Can't wait.
Touring at that age is pretty impressive, where can I get tickets?
As long as he isnt anally violating males, im nice and so is 99% of the males on here.
So get (literally) fucked ladies.
Wow.
I'm not sure the rape of elderly women is good joke material.
Oh look, the law agrees with me. The man who apparently doesn't understand 'informed consent'. Apologies accepted via pm, lads.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews...r6N?li=BBoPOOl
Quote:
A former Dragons' Den star who engaged in 50 Shades of Grey role play with an under-age girl has been cleared of child sex charges. Doug Richard, 57, exchanged "sexy chat" with the 13-year-old after meeting her on a 'sugar daddy' website and went on to act out his fantasies when she travelled from her home in Norwich to meet him.But the American millionaire, who once advised Prime Minister David Cameron, told jurors that at the time he believed she was an experienced 17-year-old and insisted he would never "knowingly" have sex with a child.
The court heard he gave the girl and a friend who accompanied her £60 each in cash, which Richard insisted was a "gift" and not payment.
A jury of eight women and four men deliberated for four hours and 15 minutes before finding Richard, of Islington, north London, not guilty of three counts of sexual activity with a child, one of causing or inciting a child to engage in sexual activity and a charge of paying for sexual services.
Richard was emotional as the verdicts were delivered and left the court in tears.
The trial had heard how Richard met the girl through an American website called Seeking Arrangement at the end of 2014.
He listed his profile as a "sugar daddy" while the 13-year-old girl called herself a "sugar baby", jurors were told.
Deleted iChat exchanges recovered from the defendant's Apple MacBook revealed how Richard suggested they meet after school in December 2014.
He also asked her for a sexy photograph with "less clothing more revealing positions" the court heard. He instructed her to do a "submissive pose" on hands and knees "so I can see you helpless and exposed", adding: "By the way I'm officially horny."
She told him she was doing it "now" saying: "You are my new daddy I will do anything to keep you happy." When she asked about what kind of punishment he would give her, he said that he wanted to "paddle her a** until it's bright red", jurors were told.
Prosecutor Gino Connor said they arranged to meet in London and the defendant made a payment of £120 through PayPal for train fares and pre-booked an apartment.
The 13-year-old travelled with a 15-year-old friend to Liverpool Street Station on the morning of January 2 last year and met Richard at a nearby cafe. According to the older girl's account, Richard took them to the flat in Bishopsgate where he ordered the 13-year-old to strip after she had rejected his invitation to be his "slave". He then spanked the naked girl seven times and ordered her to perform a sex act on him before they went into the bedroom, the 15-year-old said. Afterwards, he gave them £120 and they left to go shopping at American Apparel and head home. Events came to light when the older girl's mother spotted a PayPal deposit in her daughter's account, the court heard.
The married father-of-three disputed the older girl's account but admitted engaging in various sex acts with her friend.
Giving evidence, he spoke of his secret "addiction" to 50 Shades of Grey role play over the four years he had been using the sugar daddy website. As well as having online relationships, he had also arranged to meet young women in their 20s for sex on occasion.
He said: "As mortifying as it is to say, I was looking for role play and fantasy relationships involving dominance and submission."
Richard told jurors that he would never "knowingly" have sex with a child. He said: "I feel terrible. I feel terrible for her and I feel terrible about myself. I feel terrible for my wife and children."
The defendant added that he was now trying to address his "addiction" with therapy. He told the court that the reputation of his School for Startups business, which brought him into contact with the Government, had been "shattered" as a result of the case. Richard left the Old Bailey accompanied by his solicitor. He refused to comment as he was greeted by a crowd of photographers.
Rape charge in non-prosecution shocker.
I also defended him, but I would like my apologies posted here rather than via PM.
Sorry Lewis.
I didn't get any, but the deafening silence has spoken much louder.
http://www.countrylife.co.uk/news/co...-of-mull-24119
Probably a story with a sad ending but - if you allow the optimism that it isn't dead - the thought of a polar bear on the loose in Scotland is pretty amusing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjM6aD7fWso
:happycry:
http://www.theguardian.com/media/201...-investigation
Seems bizarre. How can someone voluntarily staying inside the Ecuadorian embassy be being subjected to 'arbitrary detention' when there is still one allegation outstanding against him?
He's detaining himself.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...n-society.html
:D
First photo is of a man holding a gun.
Scroll further down there's a bloke smoking a ciggy.
And further still there's a bloke with a wristwatch on.
Oh Daily Fail. :face:
I don't understand the problem? It doesn't say they've not had contact with outside world.
The title...
So countries where he is a wanted man should just let him go to their own airports, let him get some Pringles and travel scrabble, and jump on a plane to Quito?
If Julie is innocent of the rape accusation, then he should just face the music.
Well that's about the stupidest thing I'm likely to see today, and I've just come from a multiquote-off with Harold.
Look pal, the URL was different okay.
Is there a get around for The Times paywall? None of the usual tricks seem to work, to the extent I'm wondering why other newspapers don't copy whatever they're doing. I rarely read it but there's a travel article I'd like to see.
Would it be in the print version too?
Probably but I don't think shops around me even stock it.
Man cleared of bizarre sex claim. Another lying woman, I fear, quite happy to destroy the life of an innocent man.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews...Z5y?li=BBoPWjQ
If you ever feel like you have bad luck, consider this guy: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a6861051.html
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8d5_1454962571
The fales accuser is named in this video. Along with a lot of sense being spoken.
Man is selling 'British air in jars' to the Chinese for £80 a pop.
Nutters.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/man-sells-british-fresh-air-to-wealthy-chinese-elite-for-%C2%A380-a-jar/ar-BBpfPpg?li=BBoPOOl
Quote:
A businessman is raking in thousands of pounds selling jars of ‘fresh air’ to people in China for £80 each.
Leo De Watts, 27, sells air collected in the British countryside and ships it over to polluted cities Shanghai and Beijing, where the wealthy elite pay a hefty sum for a few seconds of inhalation.
The Aethaer products include air from Somerset, Wales and Dorset, with each area said to create air with different qualities.
Watts’ website boasts: “Aethaer is filtered organically by nature as it flows between the leaves of woodland trees, absorbs pristine water as it passes over babbling brooks and forest streams, and is lovingly caressed as it rolls over and between mineral rich rock formations, after which it is blown up over vistas of untouched beauty to where the Aethaer is collected and bottled.”
The bottles have already made Watts a hefty sum, with the Dorset Echo reporting that 180 have been sold since the business' inception just a few weeks ago.
As well as those buying the product to inhale, it is reportedly also being purchased by people who will never open it, but instead keep the jar for its novelty value.
The air is collected using jars held in makeshift nets, which are held into the air and walked around in areas far removed from anywhere polluted – a process Watts describes as ‘air farming’.
In addition to selling regular bottles of air, Watts – who lives in Hong Kong – is also doing a ‘Chinese New Year special’ which includes 15 jars of fresh air for £888.
I used to know someone who went down to the Thames, collected the water in bottles, and sold it to American tourists as 'Thames Water'. Talk about spotting a gap in the market.
My mate laughed at me when I told him I'd thought of picking shamrocks from on/near Slemish (a mountain near here where St Patrick supposedly tended sheep) and selling them online to Americans. I could have been a millionaire by now.
Geezer's made a tens of thousands in a few weeks from seeling glass containers. Can't knock that.
Good going if you can get away with it.
http://theliberal.ie/propping-up-the...-bill-in-2015/
More than 225,000 female, Uk students sign up to become 'sugar babies'. That can't be right. Most are probably blokes pretending to be women. How many female students are there, even? They're not all sluts, surely.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews...cdW?li=BBoPOOl
The Independent has changed its official styling from 'Mumbai' back to 'Bombay'.
http://zeenews.india.com/news/india/...t_1854320.html
I'd say knees will be broken if we seen the small print.
http://www.joe.ie/news/pic-students-...ag-week/530548
I think this probably sums up Spain quite nicely.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35557725
:D
What a fool.
How do you command respect, as a police officer should, when your name is Dafydd?
You'd be surprised what you can get away with in Wales.
:happycry:Quote:
Pacquiao told television station TV5 earlier this week: "It's common sense. Do you see animals mating with the same sex? Animals are better because they can distinguish male from female."
"If men mate with men and women mate with women, they are worse than animals."
Animals are usually well gay as well.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35594245
Dunno why the FBI are bothering with this, they can get through any encryption they like. Right guys?
They already have it, they just 'legally' need to get it so they can use it against the other contacts on it in a court of law.
That makes sense if it's not legal for the FBI to access data on a murder suspects phone. I find it very hard to believe that's the case.
Probably a bit tin-hat/phonics with the earlier post.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ers-phone.html
Terrorist sympathisers Apple. :harold:
http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/c...0666e55cea.jpghttp://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cps...6143_faye2.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-35596857
Faye Burdett, aged two, from Maidstone, Kent died on Valentine's Day after fighting the infection for 11 days.
"Faye was taken to A&E with a rash on her forehead. She was then transferred by South Bank Retrieval Service to Evelina Children's Hospital, where her heart stopped in the ambulance.
"They revived her and spent hours working on stabilising her.
"We were given a 1% survival chance but she proved them wrong and carried on fighting.
"After a few days she seemed to have turned a corner, but the sepsis started to affect her more and the decision of limb removal was made.
"The extent of removal was massive, full leg amputation and one arm and plastic surgery.
"We had to make the decision, a massive operation and she may die or we let her go peacefully on her own accord.
"We decided the latter and then watched our little girl slip away.
Absolutely heart-wrenching. Can't even imagine having to through that as a parent. For a point to this post, though, can Men B not be spotted in time before it spreads like that?
EDIT: Oh my God I can just picture my little girl like that and I almost spewed.
And I don't want to be insensitive, but I don't understand the logic of "She's either probably going to die or definitely going to die, so we may as well just let her go."
It's not insensitive. I can't even bear the thought of having to make a decision like that. It's probably not explained fully but I'd imagine it could be arm off leg off and still a really tiny chance of recovery. Absolutely awful stuff.
Brutal disease. Scares me to death things like that. From healthy to dead within an instant.
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/loc...girls-1.924986
What the... :D
Unless he had both hands down there for a good 5 minutes and was grunting loudly throughout, that's absolute mental :DQuote:
by scratching his genitals in the view of others, causing fear and alarm
Roshni Joshi must have toiled at his legal qualifications for years, working hard, doing long hours, and finally rising to become a defence solicitor, and all so he could say this sentence.Quote:
Defence solicitor Roshni Joshi said, “He had been very itchy for some time in the lead up to that day."
:happycry:Quote:
An Egyptian court has sentenced a four-year-old boy to life in prison for “committing murder” when he was aged just one. Ahmed Mansour Karmi was not in court on Tuesday when he was convicted of four counts of murder, eight of attempted murder, one vandalisation of property and another count of threatening soldiers and police officers - all before his second birthday.
Ahmed was one of 115 defendants who were all handed life sentences at the same time at the court in western Cairo for crimes allegedly committed in early 2014. His defence attorney, Faisal al-Sayd, told the Jerusalem Post the child’s name had been added to the list by mistake but the court did not pass Ahmed’s birth certificate on to the judge to prove he was born in September 2012. He said: "The child Ahmed Mansour Karni's birth certificate was presented after state security forces added his name to the list of accused, but then the case was transferred to the military court and the child was sentenced in absentia in an ensuing court hearing.
"This proves that the judge did not read the case".
Another lawyer said the case showed “there is no justice in Egypt”.
He said: “The Egyptian scales of justice are not reversible. There is no justice in Egypt. No reason. Logic committed suicide a while ago. Egypt went crazy. Egypt is ruled by a bunch of lunatics". Egypt has been ruled by a military dictatorship under President Abdel Fatah al-Sisi since Mohammed Morsi's elected government was ousted in 2013. Approximately 40,000 opposition supporters are currently in jail as the government cracks down on dissent.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/...ocV?li=BBoPWjQ
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35634810
I've not even read the story, I just can't believe that's a real name :D
Hitler had a tiny, deformed penis and one ball:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ans-claim.html
I thought he picked up syphilis from somewhere?
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/loc...mself-1.925580
Man shits himself whilst trying to buy train ticket pissed.
Fucking hell.
http://www.dailyedge.ie/pupp-dog-caf...20160-Feb2016/
Doesn't seem that big of a deal. It's for dog-walkers really, not dogs.
He looks incredible for his age.
I was just looking at that on the BBC. It looks more like a village fete than 'lavish'. Jean-Bedel Bokassa would be lolling in his face.
Nobody should have ever shown him Twitter.
Nicely done.
How do you manage that? :D
I'd like to assume failed handbrake (and parked out of gear), rather than somebody actually having reversed it like that, but my faith is being challenged by the likelihood there's too much of a lip there for a rolling car to get over.
Trying to pull away and being in the wrong gear would do it.
I didn't notice first that the carpark seems to be raised higher than the footpath, so Tobes could be right with that. I hope so anyway.
Not familiar with the Tesco even though it's not far.
I like the cone someone put behind it, as if you wouldn't notice a whole fucking car hanging over the wall.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...on-Moscow.html
:|
Mistake no.1: Islamic nanny
Suspected meteor sighting over Scotland:
https://www.facebook.com/deedeeatwhi...message_bubble
(Skip to around 0:58)
Please let it hit Magics new roof.
So, it turns out that the US student who was arrested in DPRK stole a propaganda poster.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...for-propaganda
He has since made a full and completely sincere apology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWl4v9ijVac
Noob.
I hope that's true. Seems like the dumbest wager you could agree to. Also, you don't ask yourself for forgiveness, mate. You ask them.Quote:
In a prepared statement read out before TV cameras, Warmbier said a female member of Friendship United Methodist Church in Wyoming, Ohio, had offered him a used car worth $10,000 if he could return with the banner as a “trophy” from North Korea.
According to North Korean state news agency KCNA, the woman had also promised to pay Warmbier’s mother $200,000 if he was arrested and detained in the North.
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/loc...-flat-1.926720
:D
What a barkit wee cunt eh? Stealing fucking used sex toys. :sick:
Remember when Lofty posted a picture of all the sex toys he had bought? That was a memorable TTH day.
8.2 magnitude earthquake has just hit Indonesia :(
I knew there was a story, I never realised he'd posted a picture :D
Edit: I didn't read JA's post, whoops.
Not real news but I lolled.
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/201...n-has-notions/
Guy fuming after someone ‘sneaks up and locks padlock to his earlobe’ :D
Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/04/guy-fu...#ixzz41xZVy6hF
Jesus fucking christ....Quote:
Tom Grim Fandango Matthews
People with flesh tunnels probably deserve that, tbf.
http://i.imgur.com/D3ecWVj.png
That is some headline.
66? Jesus :D
Glad to see this one do the rounds. The kid's name. The kid's face.
It's some going to be eighteen hours behind Diljeet.
I did a better job.
He looks like a lesbian.
He's too feminine looking to be a lesbian.
AC/DC cancel the rest of their tour due to Brian Johnson going almost completely deaf.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35751399
Begging seal.
http://www.joe.ie/life-style/watch-h...e-lunch/534233
The other Wachowski has come out as a woman now too, in the least surprising news ever to break.
Lana and Lilly.
:sick:
£4 million to satisfy bigotry.
Quite right too. That 'elephant in the womb' story is brilliant as well.
The McDonalds story it references is even better.
http://irishecho.com/2011/02/mcdonal...s-ballymena-3/
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/londo...-a3201261.html
I reckon I could easily take a dog that size, but there is something about that that I reckon would make me shit myself.
I'd like to see a photo without forced perspective.
I was thinking it would still be freakishly big whatever effect that had, but then I saw this:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdR6ZNKXIAEUv8P.jpg
Looking again, he's daintily holding it with two fingers a thumb, so it can't weigh very much.
If 'four foot long' and 'weighed almost two stone' are anywhere near the truth then I'm out.
Almost half of that is the tail. It's like me growing my hair, spiking it up and saying I'm 8ft tall.
Mexican Sunday Times? The fuck is that?
Los tiempos domingos.
Mexican is a slang they use for southern Ireland. I think.
Some in the north refer to the south as "Mexico".
:D
It's fucking pathetic isn't it Pep?
That's a a parody account as well, I should point out, just in case it's not obvious.
You don't have to buy handles.
No I didn't. Confused.com now. :baz:
I've never heard that Mexico thing. What's the story behind that?
Well lol at that.
BTW there is a similar thing in the N. - S. Carolina border. There are signs announcing all the MEXICAN ammenities for like 6 hours before you actually reach the bloody border.
Drop the bomb.
http://www.dailyedge.ie/paddys-2664939-Mar2016/
Ouch.
http://www.balls.ie/golf/australian-...ginable/328018
Quote:
All Tim Hart required was a par on the final hole of the Queensland PGA and he would have shot an incredible 58 - it would also have won him the tournament.
Instead - disastrously - the Australian triple bogeyed the 18th at Toowoomba, ended up in a playoff against New Zealander David Klein and lost on the first hole.
I wonder if balls.ie gets a lot of disappointed traffic.
Huh, what?
I don't think it's really necessary to take what was essentially a dick joke so personally.
I think you might be reading into it a little too much, for example if I was trying to become John (my secret dream!) I'd have a pop at 'motus'.
That Giggles chimpout is spectacular.
Er, does Giggles still not get Disco's joke? :D
What worse, a snarky little worm or a rat bastard?
I can't believe I missed this from the list. Also see: on the ropes LADS.
That should be all bases covered I think.
I do of course. Not at first, which I admitted further up, but he's still a tramp so I couldn't do anything but stand fully behind anything said.
Fuck sake. :D
CLASSIC giggles ^^
Meh, I got to call disco a cunt.
Win.
You tell him giggles. Disgusting mini John behaviour.
He'd have to be really small to be a mini-John.
If I do it too randomly and often it'll lose all meaning.
I also might cry too.
To think I had Disco down as best poster too. For shame.
http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/21/11...-name-internet
Has to be done.
I know this thread seems to be more for joke stuff but there's nowhere else to actually post this.
Such an awful story this, I don't know what sort of madness it is to drive a car down there though. Imagine going away for a weekend and by the time it's over you're down a husband, two kids, a mother, and a sister.
http://m.rte.ie/news/2016/0321/77625...investigation/
Sounds good to me.
Never ask the internet to name anything. Ever. :D
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35861444
Top Gear did the car underwater thing a while ago, seems the best bet is to get out instantly-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-hADcZ49fE
Unless you know to do that immediately, which would be unlikely amongst the general public I suspect, it's almost fortunate that anyone survived.
Surprised nobody's posted this:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/bo...-a6942551.html
What a pyoor fanny.
Mythbusters did it too and a woman saved herself and her daughter because of it.
http://www.cinemablend.com/televisio...ng-122617.html
Not sure if Baz is taking the piss out of me there.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politic...ource=facebook
Pubs close at 23:00 in England? eeek.
I know, fuck that.
They definitely don't on Fridays and Saturdays.
I think 'Boaty McBoatface' isn't funny.
11 on Sunday night here is pitiful. Especially if you work shift.
12am on a Sunday and most of midweek - 2am on Friday/Saturday. It's great.
I thought it was eleven for most days, and midnight for Friday/Saturday (and even then some dickhead will be open until one/two in the city).
We get until 1am in Northern Ireland on the rare occasions I'm still out at that time.
When I was in Glasgow for a stag do over the summer, the pubs shut at midnight on a Saturday night. We just ascribed it to the Scots' tempestuous relationship with alcohol consumption in moderation and lolled ourselves home at a reasonable time.
Some pubs do, some are open until three.
Last orders is at 11pm, with usually 30 mins to drink up. This is unless the place has a late license, which means it can stay open until...later
Radovan Karadzic jailed for 40 years. :(
Big fan of his were you?
He was a character. International community needs more like him imo.
Which one was caught running a health food shop looking like some kind of hippy sasquatch?
https://m.facebook.com/Delicious-Deli-495379230544689/
Shop who's owner has just been charged with 15y0 Paige murder (lol @ the SNP pic)
His name is Johnny Leathem easily found on FB. Looks like he has 2 kids one even possibly the same age as Paige. Mental.
The reviews. :D
Fair trial aye.
Further to this the Republika Sprska president has just named a Student Dorm in Pale's University campus after him to show solidarity. :face:
Also the Muzzies aren't happy at all with the sentence. Can't say the Croats are bothered that much as they were horrible cunts too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz6v0WKdvUI
Bizarre SEETHE in Perth as old fogey shop shuts down. :harold:
.....
Muslim shopkeeper in Glasgow murdered for wishing UK happy Easter by Wahhabists. On same day leading Imam in Glasgow praises extremist in Pakistan for murdering politician for his liberal views.
#uk2016
And you know this because you were in the mosque? Not because you read this in a racist site right?
What?
Exactly.
.....
Shopkeeper stabbed to death hours after he posted happy Easter*message http://dailym.ai/1Sl3o2R via http://dailym.ai/android
@Saint
So the reason of the attack is unknown.
You must be a "tit" to take any conclusion in forehand.
The twat who knifed Asad Shah had travelled from Bradford to do so. It may not have been specifically about the Easter message, but it was definitely to do with the fact that he was all about tolerance.
The actual killing was likely to do with the sect of Islam he came from, but do you think some nutcase in Bradford comes to know about a quiet shopkeeper a couple of hundred miles away if that shopkeeper isn't all over Facebook talking about love for all people?
If we are into speculation. What about this: shopkeeper being killed in robbery gone wrong?
Wasn't he Muslim and the message on Facebook that would be everyone first guess.
Yes, that's possible. But do you think it likely that someone from Bradford travelled to Glasgow for the day to rob a small newsagents a couple of minutes off the main road?
Again in the speculation area...
May be that he saw a opportunity.
No one knows him.
Muslim shops normally have very few employees.
Easy escape since local police would first look for local criminals.
Just sayin...
What are you just saying? Other than nonsensical speculation ...
Jesus Christ. A slow drip of information is usually the best way to bring idiocy out of Saint, but that's great. He saw an opportunity to rob a tiny shop two hundred miles away.
Asad Shah was an Ahmadi Muslim, a sect of Islam which promotes peace above violence and is viciously persecuted in Pakistan. The bloke who killed him is a Sunni Muslim, the sect of Islam from which ISIS hail, and the sect most responsible for persecuting the Ahmadis.
Not all speculation is created equal in this case.
Those are all known facts, Saint. Tell me, which scenario do you think is most likely?
What the hell?
You are serious?
This " let's unite against Saint" campaign is getting more and more ridiculous.
I know it's hard to accept that after many years making propaganda that I was just a racist troll and now I show up and give most a lesson, it's not hard to swallow.
You have my completely understanding but this is life when someone is not wrongly banned and can answer .
Back to point. You are honestly using a credible scenario as the truth?
This explains a lot.
There is no 'unite against Saint' campaign.
The police have already said they suspect it was an attack with 'sectarian motivations', and given the known facts I've said what I think has happened. If the truth comes out and it's different, fine. Until then I think the scenario I've outlined is likely to be the truth.
Now, tell me. What information is your botched robbery theory based on? Not baseless speculation, I hope.
Stop mentioning your 'wrongful banning' in every thread. I've already told you that if you want to get into that you can PM me.
My scenario as yours is based on credible speculation.
We are going in circles and I am not discussing with someone who clearly don't want to listen.
About me mentioning my "wrongful banning" on every thread. I defy you to show me those threads.
Besides ours pm exchange showed that you don't have the slightest clue to why I was banned.
Anywho let's move on and don't discuss that dark moment of anyone involved in that incident.
I already moved on.
What's your credible speculation saint other than just posting words and expecting us to accept it at face?
Well...some shopkeepers get robbed because the criminal sees a opportunity.
You know?
Some robbery gone wrong and people die!
OMG! Where do I took that idea from? No one was expecting this theory! Never in mankind history happened!
Are we certain that he was even killed?
Stabbed thirty odd times and had his head jumped on. Could have already been dead of a heart attack though, so I suppose not.
Is this Harold's tag-team partner?
It's like Hariold after getting a bump on the head and is slurring his speech.
Both contributions to this thread have been...
How do we even know it was a robbery and not a bizarre knife accident?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35911401
To more important news.
Faycal C? Is he Mel B lost brother?
There was even a Spice Girl called Mel C and choose the one with the other letter.
:face:
My dear friend, race...
None of them are remotely arabic so I'm not sure how that would apply.
Even you can't possibly be that thick.
Mel B was short for Melhammed Bubarak.
Awwww so cute! All together now " we can beat Saint "!
See, this is the vintage Saint that I was too young to appreciate when I first joined the board.
https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2...stman-slipped/
Jesus Christ. CUTTING EDGE reporting there.
Local reporting: cool:
I never heard of this shit before and it looks like a story that would be better suited to Friday. Is this an actual thing @Lee?
http://m.rte.ie/news/2016/0330/77843...tal-trialling/
Obviously the technology is there but I've never seen it used this way. I don't think it's the worst idea in the world; we should definitely be using stuff like FaceTime and Skype for outpatient follow ups, for example. Not quite sure about a virtual doctor rolling about the place though.
This isn't the right thread, but fuck it:
.....
I don't get it.
Smiff has reproduced?
Or it's a bit of a cruel/awesome April Fool.
I assume it means Smiff is going to be a dad.
Congratulations?
.....
.....
Yeah, Smiffy has forgot the date :D
.....
Just send her back the photo that John posted in the fuck you off thread last night.
It would have been great if she actually was pregnant and Niko just made you drop yourself in it.
Also, what the fuck is your first response there all about, Smiff? :D
A message probably isn't appropriate in that context if you could add 'Fuck you' to the start of it without changing the tone at all.
.....
Good Guy Smiffy sticking by his imaginary kid. :cool:
The lights have just flickered and then I heard a low rumble over the city, which seems to have happened across greater Belfast. It's probably a sub-station.
Ghostquake.
My light flickered here a few minutes ago as well.
Oh.
Hopefully it's blown up of its own accord rather than because it's a bomb.
Like a normal power station explosion or a proper Belfast type explosion?
Don't know yet.
You'd imagine with it being a power station then it's something just gone wrong. Hopefully so.
Nah, hopefully it's the Troubles starting again. I might get some PhD funding if there's renewed interest.
I think this is the first time that Boydy's put a positive spin on something. Someone mark it in the TTH diary for posterity's sake.
Paul Maskey has tweeted it was hit by lightning. Though he would say that wouldn't he.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-35976958
Fair enough, mate.
It's comforting to know if he hadn't done it plenty of others would have.
Get fucked, Saint. Peace be upon him.
Someone should draw a cartoon of Mo with a big peace sign upon him.
We really need an Al0n style picture of Mo wanking over a picture of Allah shagging a kid on a PC screen.
There are few things we need less than that.
'A Bulgarian pizza chef found guilty of murdering a jeweller from Perthshire with a frying pan.'
Tell me more.
The world seems to losing its shit over some injection about celebrities doing the dirt.
An injection?
It's an injunction and it's Elton.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35980195
What the fuck? Why are they so far behind? I had no idea about this before reading the article. What an absolute disgrace.
I thought I was reading an article about Sri Lanka for a moment.Quote:
Fatal foetal abnormalities, rape and incest are not circumstances in which abortions can be performed legally.
Because our biggest party are a bunch of fundamentalist Christians.
That wasn't the case until the St Andrews agreement, and you had almost forty years between the passing of the 1967 Abortion Act and that agreement.
As is alluded to in the article, Northern Ireland remains a (relatively) Christian country, particularly outside Belfast. There has also been no political will whatsoever to effect change in the legislation - I suspect because there are far more people who feel strongly that the current status quo should continue than there are people who feel strongly that it should change.
Finally, as Boydy suggests, we're now in a position where our biggest party have a significant number of fundamentalist Christians. It's a devolved responsibility, so I can't see any scenario in the next few years which would produce circumstances conducive to changing the legislation.
Was there not a poll on it recently that showed the majority were in favour of a change or am I getting it mixed up with gay marriage?
From the BBC article:
The problem is, the majority are going to vote for candidates who aren't interested in changing the law - so it's a largely irrelevant statistic in that context.Quote:
When the Department for Justice in Northern Ireland conducted a consultation on abortion law in 2014, there were 712 individually written responses and 579 of those opposed change with 133 supporting change. A poll by Millward Brown for Amnesty International in 2014 suggested that 69% thought abortion should be legally available in the case of rape, 68% believed it should be in the case of incest and 60% thought it should be where there was a fatal abnormality in the foetus.
Not a bad idea.
'Dumpers' sound like something Magic goes looking for on Liveleak.
Get it up :drool:
http://www.thejournal.ie/brexit-iris...09115-Apr2016/
I'm sure we'd have some sort of common travel area to avoid this, but let's see.
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/loc...thort-1.933555
Freak accident, eh? :idea:
Don't come here, it's a kip :cool:
http://smartraveller.gov.au/countries/ireland
There's been something on the radio today about a celebrity sex scandal with a gagging order on English press. However he has already been named and shamed in Scottish media and online. Who is it?
Elton John and some married guy who I've never heard of.
Dave 'the Rave' Furnish cheated on Elton John.
http://i.imgur.com/v957OnO.png
The article has been taken down now.
So it wasn't even Elton? Fucking lol.
Yeah, I saw an article which mentioned one of them 'writhing' in a paddling pool full of olive oil near the beginning, at which point I was sick and resolved to never eat again.
A paddling pool full of olive oil doesn't sound very sexy.
Good organic lube. Expensive if they filled the whole pool though.
I reckon Elton John's hubby has a quid or two spare for pool expenses.
Good pianist, but sucks on the organ.
Can see the smoke from this over 10km from the back of the house. The area will be short on power a fair while by the sounds of it.
Has no-one posted anything about Merkel allowing the potential prosecution of the German satirist for insulting the Turkish President?
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-ge...-idUSKCN0XC1AE
:cab:
They've also been advised not to make public statements critical of Turkey.
I don't even know where to start, frankly.
As in Merkel has advised that?
https://www.turkishminute.com/2016/0...sh-government/
Only when they travel to Turkey, but even so. They're terrified of pissing the Turks off, as they can just 'open the tap' on immigration numbers. They have the EU over a barrel, and they know it.
Reformation of the Ottoman empire. :drool:
https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news...-junction-jam/
:D
Also I used to live in the same street as that judge. My dad used to tell us Iti wasn't officially racist but it was a good term to use for us if their kids ever pissed us off.
I dislike fucking cyclists at the best of times but this is some fucked up shit.
http://www.joe.ie/news/pics-somebody...wicklow/541832
The son of one of my father's friends died from something similar while riding a dirtbike.
Indeed. First of all I'm not sure what pisses you off so much about someone riding on some path but to do such a shitty thing you must be really fucked up.
They're back:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...Nashville.html
https://footballleaks2015.wordpress.com/
That site lists wages on old contracts.
Taking to the streets actually might work.
http://m.rte.ie/news/2016/0427/78450...ent-formation/
If only there were such a thing as personal responsibility: https://www.theguardian.com/technolo...-georgia-crash
If they win that then the world is officially fucked. Let ISIS cleanse the lot of us to fuck.
I like to tell myself that tits like that know they're taking the piss, and are just doing it out of desperation; but then why would you risk ending up with a massive legal bill if you weren't serious?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36165363
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
That sounds about what was speculated all along, unless the mirth derives from the foiling of Spurs' dastardly plot to try and get him valued at £20m.
8 million seems perfectly reasonable for a bang average English striker.
I forgot he existed.
I had a similar thing with that Gomez chap the other day.
They've both been out injured longer than they had been at the club.
http://stv.tv/news/west-central/1352...ses-legal-bid/
:D
Surely that should have been easy enough to prove either way.
Odds of 1/18 to win a half? Sounds very shonky.
I see that 'Rhodes must fall' chap knows how to cover himself in glory
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/files/2...esMustFall.png
She sounds like something Hammer hangs out the back of.
A privileged international postgraduate student made a minimum wage worker cry.
What a dickhead.
Reads a bit like Harold.
http://s32.postimg.org/ekgrz155h/cunt.jpg
Oxford :cab:
Another reason why universities in this country should ignore student activists.
Hopefully she goes to a G8 summit protest and gets shot in the arse.
What a cunt.
There were quite a few Yale students fairly recently making twats of themselves too regarding 'safe spaces'.
Does this crap affect anywhere in the UK outside of London?
Why are they so jealous of us whites?
I meant universities outside of London. Can't even remember hearing of the term 'safe space' until a lot of this flared up in the past year or so.
Likewise 'non-binary'and other such nonsense.
You need to get on Reddit more, mate.
As in there or thereabouts. Goldsmiths had its share of nonsense last year too.
Just can't recall ever hearing of this sort of thing in Manchester or Glasgow say.
The waitress was probably just ducking out to get her safari gear on.
Lol at them also banning gay emojis.
Bleak.Quote:
...a way to care for it as it slowly deflated.
He really needs to give up Twitter.
http://www.joe.ie/news/outrage-as-ge...al-slur/542785
Following demonstrations over the weekend against Formosa steel company polluting Vietnamese waters - the government have now blocked all SMS's containing the words 'formosa', 'dead fish', 'ha Tien' (the place where it happened) and also Google seems to be omitting some search results.
The 1980's called....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news...where-36226141
Asia is amazing.
Never fear!
Quote:
While the polar ship itself will not be named Boaty McBoatface, one of its remotely operated sub-sea vehicles will be named Boaty in recognition of the vote.
The guy who first suggested Boaty McBoatface is a friend of someone I work with. :cab:
He's called James Hand but everyone calls him Bond, apparently. My colleagues wedding invite to him was addressed to Bondy McBondface. #bantz
It was a pretty shit name. Can't believe that's the most 'lulzy' name they could come up with.
It was stupid. Idiots ruining something serious because they don't have anything worth living for.
It was fun, you bunch of gimps.
I bet you voted, didn't you?
Remember years ago when cynical people like us drove the backlash against all things 'random'? Well that was pure randomness.
I want to see a proper ship launch before I pop off this mortal coil.
Did anyone else see Michelle Mone picking up that lad who she thought was a kid that gave her flowers but it was actually a 46 year old midget bloke that was married with kids?
:D
That's definitely a plot on 30 Rock.
http://i.imgur.com/ZSWO58i.png
Stunning.
http://www.latimes.com/books/jacketc...nap-story.html
What a fucking twonk.
Yeah kids, stop reading, it's bad for your brain.
Given the number of adults who turn into fuckwits around anything Harry Potter related, he might have a point.
Yeah, how dare people enjoy something.
Didn't have you down as a Potter gimp.
Potter gimps are the best gimps out there.
I've never read them. You're just being fucking miserable.
My lesbo aunty is right into Harry Potter, and I once spied her collection taking pride of place on the bookshelf next to some ultimate strap-on guide.
All of my friends who love Harry Potter are pretty smart. It always seems incongruous to me (I enjoyed the books but couldn't name a spell now), but I guess it's just nostalgic affection from those who still love to read. Also J.K. Rowling is a genius for nailing the mythology like she did.
Ironic that he would cite Dickens. I wonder if he's read Hard Times.
This slob george zimmerman is auctioning the pistol he used to cowardly shoot and kill trayvon martin when he was losing a fight. He claims it is your chance to own ‘piece of American history’
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...in-gun-auction
I saw that. The bloke is clearly mentally deranged and definitely murdered that kid.
It's his property. You're better off worrying about whoever buys it.
What the fucking fuck? Have I slept right through to April 1st or something?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...-brexit-vote2/
I didn't know Telegraph did clickbait.
:DQuote:
David Coburn, a Ukip MEP, earlier this year blamed the EU after finding it took his toaster four attempts to brown the bread sufficiently to spread marmalade, and the minutes show how politically fraught the issue has become.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...ntral-36285950
Pupils at a school in Dundee have been made to sign a 'no fouls' contract if they want to play football during break times.
Quote:
It came in response to "issues" during football games which have been "carried into" teaching time.
Clauses include promising not to foul tackle other players, not to gloat, and promising to keep up school work
Big day tomorrow. Another protest planned - and they have decided to march through the tourist area to try to garner some extra news coverage. This is turning quite quickly into an anti-government protest, rather than an anti-dead fish protest. About 4 bus loads of protesters were taken away last weekend, with about 4 or 5 of them beaten up.
Facebook appears to have been blocked completely since this morning.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ch6oeOwUUAgj-i8.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiQ7Cz2U4AELw6C.jpg
Horrible country. Shame the Yanks didn't drop a couple of Hydrogen bombs on it.
This is excellent. The government have told all universities to hold classes all day tomorrow. Any student who doesn't attend will fail the semester. Quality.
I've just been detained by Viet police due to taking photos of folk being smacked and thrown into busses. 30 minute interrogation. I have to report to immigration on Monday morning.
Well, it was nice whilst I was here.
Oh shit. :D / :uhoh:
Post the photos?
Pretty crazy thing to do really given what's been going on.
Can't you just chuck them a tenner and make it go away?
I'd quite happily see John_Arne live executed, he's a member we could do without.
http://www.newstimes.com/local/artic...in-7471666.php
Fuck me.
:rosebud:
That probably never happened.
Just like that pastor with the cake who was suing Whole Foods
She looks and acts like the next Pixar protagonist.
On the plane home? Either that or he's having to re-learn typing with no fingers.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education...ntained-quest/
The first question, about the benefit of independent companies, was a bit obscure, but in general I'm sick to death of the social media whingers after every fucking GCSE exam. Get on with it you twats.
Get fucked you little twat.Quote:
I, personally, was offended by the question, asking to compare the favourite type of alcoholic beverage, of two genders
So what was the question?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...whiteness.html
'Disrupting whiteness'. Boot the cunt out of the country immediately.
That article includes the revelation that the wanker who was trying to get rid of a Cecil Rhodes statue because having to walk past it as a black man 'constituted violence' was only at Oxford in the first place because he was a recipient of the fucking Rhodes Scholarship. Hopefully one of those Britain First wankers murders him as a campaign strategy.
He was having lunch with a what?!
He must be some sort of double agent paid to make racial equality/liberation campaigners across the world look ridiculous. Surely. He's such a bellend.
His old man was calling him a twat the other day in a really lol 'I am disappoint' way.
Thought it was a bit steep at first for just squaring up to a Derby player but when you read his previous he really should have his face caved in.
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Lifet...ail/story.html
The reaction is even worse.
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Following the incident hundreds of well-wishers donated money to Ms Schultz to cover the tip Mr Qwabe refused to pay because she was white.
:harold:Quote:
Miss Schultz’s friends said earlier this month that she had already been feeling low as her mother has cancer.
One said: ‘She has a very sick mother she cares for, and had to move flat recently and is worried about all of this. She did burst into tears because she is having a tough time at present
No it isn't.
That Rhodes guy is a proper wanker. He's not an EU citizen either, so presumably we can revoke his visa and throw him out.
Sovereignty. :cool:
That'd only give him more stuff to (rightly in this case) rant about.
Just let him keep making a tit of himself.
Just found out the two queers we bullied in high school for being gay turned out to be actually gay. Not with each other, though I suspect that was the initial path they went down. Good stuff.
Revoking his visa for saying stuff you don't like.
So they would be throwing him off because they don't like what he says? I thought you conservatives were all about the free speech?
I think you're misunderstanding the point.
The point was that if he was kicked out of the country/university, he would 'rightly rant about it.'
He's on a scholarship programme, which his actions would appear to be in breach of. If he was thrown out, which would be quite right if he's agreed to abide by certain behavioural standards and hasn't, then that would be tough shit.
What are those standards he has breached?
The Rhodes scholarship, which he is on, specifically cites:
- literary and scholastic attainments
- energy to use one's talents to the full
- truth, courage, devotion to duty, sympathy for and protection of the weak, kindliness, unselfishness and fellowship
- moral force of character and instincts to lead, and to take an interest in one's fellow beings.
Three and four would appear to be the relevant standards.
This is all because the college acted like such fannies over the statue and gave it a load of publicity. They should have just told them to get fucked, since it appears to have died down since they caved in over a potential loss of donations.
I don't understand why these institutions pander to the students. They appear to live in some sort of bubble where being perpetually outraged is PRINCIPLED and IMPORTANT. There was a lad running for Stormont here whose credentials were apparently bolstered by participating in a sit-in in the student union.
You'd think they should be too busy actually, you know, studying to get involved in this sort of shite.
Not having it. :evictory:
The whole thing was pretty lol. I agree they should have just told them to fuck off. They did that in the end (turns out money is boss) and it worked, so they should have just started there. Just like Harvard telling the 'divest in fossil fuels' crew to fuck off right away.
Those things you listed were selection criteria. They're not going to kick you off the course if you've met them in your application but are a bit of a gobby twat spouting shite when you're there.
It's like Floyd's rules of refereeing, which should just go for anybody doing any kind of officiating over anything. They will always take the most cowardly decision, but they do so with the short-term in mind, hoping that it will just go away; but eventually financial considerations become a factor, and their reasonable concessions to those are now framed by their earlier cowardice as being pathetic.
He's black, of course they won't kick him off.
#blackprivelidge
Fair enough.
Anyway, he wouldn't be kicked out because of it - rather losing his scholarship would lead to the revocation of his student visa and thus his having no right to stay in the country. Not that it matters because, as we've covered, the university have previously demonstrated a point-blank reluctance to actually show some bollocks. Presumably they might consider doing something if donations were adversely affected. Top, top principles.
http://www.dailyedge.ie/plank-of-woo...87553-May2016/
They'll sell like hotcakes too.
Those glass vases full of beads are actually decanters.
I'm sure this could have been done with the modern desire for slate tableware as well. £50 for a roof tile?
What is "peak notions"?
Wankers will pay over the odds for almost anything, just look at how well John Lewis are doing.
Is Dunnes up-market down south?
I always thought it was a bit shit.
https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news...images-jailed/
They included horrific bestiality images showing women having sex with dogs, horses and octopi.
:D
Further sickening images showing children being sexually abused were found, including pictures where Boyack had digitally added his face over the top of the men seen in the images.
:D
It's quite incredible, and somehow humorous to think this is what some 70 year old blokes are doing with their spare time.
Somewhere, on some other shitty little platform Harold must be absolutely ripping his dick off over this.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36382596
'Climbing' mountains sounds extremely shit.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=15758576
West High represent. :cool:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36407643
Fuck. I'd proper shit myself. :serious:
Jambo.
:cool:
They should sue that kid's parents for failing to control the little cunt.
Reading a lot of the comments online about this regarding a tranquillizer is odd. Ignoring who's fault it is in the first place, I'm not sure if the general public know how strong apes are, let alone something like a gorilla. You've got a toddler being held by an animal that could literally rip it apart, who's to say how it would immediately react after being hit with a tranquillizer?
It's only an animal, for fuck sake.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...ester-36412814
Man wears offensive t-shirt to his local pub about Hillsborough. Someone saw him at the pub and posted the picture on social media.
Since then he was removed from the pub by the landlord and barred. The internet has since gone into overdrive and essentially started a campaign to ruin him.
We love an outrage nowadays don't we.
He should funnel the outrage towards a fake Myspace account. We know they'll fall for that.
I see there's a justice for that gorilla campaign under way. People really are beyond stupid.
What sort of justice are they expecting?
I don't get why that zoo had railings a child could fit through though.
Most seem to want the kid's mum held responsible for the gorilla dying, presumably through contorting some animal cruelty law.
People up here are far too concerned about a horror film being shot 'just a mile away' from where an actual murder took place to get involved in all the other meaningless outrage though.
The gorilla thing is getting pretty lol on my facebook.
Alright Captain. :harold:Quote:
HARAMBE IS DEAD
Commentary by Captain Paul Watson
Harambe is dead because an irresponsible and negligent mother allowed her 4-year old son to fall into a Gorilla enclosure.
Think about that for a moment.
This mother allowed her “4-year old ” son to climb over a fence and approach a 15 foot drop onto a concrete floor. Forget about the fact that there was a gorilla down there, what the hell was she doing while her child made his way towards what could be a fatal fall.
She should be charged with criminal negligence and child abuse.
As a parent I find it incomprehensible that another parent would stand there and do nothing but scream. I would have immediately and without hesitation have jumped into that enclosure to protect my child, no matter the risks and It would not have been the gorilla that would worry me but rather the consequence of the 15-foot drop. But again as a parent I can’t even imagine how a 4-year old child was able to wander away . Was she texting someone or chatting on her cell phone?
Now this woman wants us to respect her privacy. She thanked the Lord for delivering her baby back to her. Well woman, it was not the Lord. Harambe was trying to help your child until some idiots with guns decided to settle the issue the way most police and security in America tend to settle an issue – with deadly force.
Harambe is dead, a day after his 17th birthday, because the people who run the Cincinnati Zoo are grossly incompetent. If they had any knowledge and understanding about lowland gorillas they would have quickly observed that Harambe meant no harm to the child and was in fact protecting him.
What we saw was an incredible act of compassion by a gorilla for a human child. An act of kindness and concern that was rewarded with a bullet.
Harambe is dead because of a bunch of ignorant human gawkers kept screaming, thus motivating the horrific response. Where were the keepers? Surely they could see that Harambe was not behaving violently. What kind of ignorant and incompetent cowards do they have working at that damn zoo anyhow?
Harambe is dead because zoos are no place for wild animals to be imprisoned.
Harambe should have been in the lowland jungles of Africa, with his own kind doing what gorillas were born to do and that means being a gorilla, not some character in a freak show so a bunch of gawking ignorant anthropocentric hominids can stare, tease, laugh, and take selfies.
I swear it is incidents like these that make me see how utterly pathetic and clueless human beings can be.
The killing of Harambe was cold-blooded, unprovoked and senseless murder and the fingers of those who pulled the trigger belong to a special kind of stupid.
The zoo feebly tried to defend the shooting in a release where they stated: “The gorilla was violently dragging and throwing the child.”
This was not what eye witnesses saw and the proof that this statement is a lie is the very fact that the child was released from the hospital shortly after, unharmed, and if a 400 pound gorilla was actually being violent there is no way that child would have remained unharmed.
Harambe died because we enslave gorillas and other animals for our entertainment.
Predictably the zoos trotted out their go-to apologist Jack Hanna to proclaim that the zoo did the right thing, that it was a choice between a gorilla and a human being.
No it was not. The kid was not going to be killed by this gorilla. In fact there is no case of a gorilla in captivity ever killing a child and these gorillas are actually approachable in the wild.
But Jack Hanna gets paid to spew such nonsense because if he actually knew anything about gorillas he would have understood what Harambe was trying to do.
And what about the child whose hand Harambe gently held in his own? What kind of trauma will this boy experience from seeing the gentle being who tried to help him gunned down because a few pathetic individuals wanted to pretend Harambe was King Kong and the they were stupidly trying to save Faye Wray.
What brings tears to my eyes, what makes me sick inside is the knowledge that this noble creature was trying to help, that he knew the child was in trouble and his compassion was contemptuously dismissed with bullets.
I am disgusted with the Cincinnati zoo, disgusted with the men who killed Harambe, and disgusted with this pathetic excuse for a mother who is the root cause of this tragedy.
I feel pity for the boy, because for the next 14 years or so he will have to live with this woman and with the knowledge that because she allowed him to fall into that enclosure Harambe, the kindly creature that held his hand, is now dead.
Added comment. Thane Maynard the zoo director said that despite the boy's ability to climb over the barrier, the exhibit is safe. "People can climb over barriers, and that's what happened." Now that is a really asinine comment. If it was safe the boy would not have fallen in. The incident demonstrated that it is not safe. When a 4 year old can get into an enclosure with any animal at a zoo, the security at the zoo is seriously flawed.
Gorillas' lives matter.
EDIT: Fuck, that sounds horribly racist.
It's a fucking animal, for fuck sake.
Mentalist.Quote:
And what about the child whose hand Harambe gently held in his own? What kind of trauma will this boy experience from seeing the gentle being who tried to help him gunned down because a few pathetic individuals wanted to pretend Harambe was King Kong and the they were stupidly trying to save Faye Wray.
What brings tears to my eyes, what makes me sick inside is the knowledge that this noble creature was trying to help, that he knew the child was in trouble and his compassion was contemptuously dismissed with bullets.
I am disgusted with the Cincinnati zoo, disgusted with the men who killed Harambe, and disgusted with this pathetic excuse for a mother who is the root cause of this tragedy.
I feel pity for the boy, because for the next 14 years or so he will have to live with this woman and with the knowledge that because she allowed him to fall into that enclosure Harambe, the kindly creature that held his hand, is now dead.
Just going to leave this here and say that people are terrible and must be destroyed.
http://wellroundedny.com/20-under-1-to-watch/
Fucking hell.
Bring on the giant asteroid/alien invasion/nuclear war that wipes us all out.
Like an American is not going to fucking shoot something if they're given a chance to
I only saw a gorilla with its young?
Hahahahahaha.
:(
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36423824
'Deconstructed flat white'
:D
What a set of cunts. I bet Kiko would love that shit.
The number of coffee shops in Melbourne was fucking mental when I went there. My sister works there and said people will travel for 20 minutes to get coffee during the work day.
They hardly have any shit chain ones though. :cool:
If there are so many why do they have to travel that far?
I'm sensing a gap in the market there.
They wouldn't use chains, there was a article on it a few months ago on the BBC. It's hugely important to them.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-36426608
I wonder what the Captain thinks of the poor fox.
Did they want to look like Spikey?
Hold the fuck on, love/mate. You can't go on about your gender identity, reassign as a man and then spend all of your videos dragging up,
Shit has been knocking about for ages. Good regurgitation BBC.
Don't know where to put this, but Noel Edmonds has tweeted a picture of a box he has which he claims cures cancer.
No deal.
The guys gone fucking mental looking at some of those tweets.
He was going to buy the BBC not long ago, what happened to that?
I was so hoping it was going to be this:
http://www.travelchoice.org.uk/wp-co...estion_Box.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAo-xyIEEkI
He's been mad for years.
Wait a minute. Is Donald Trump just a shit Noel Edmonds?
That Noel's HQ clip is incredible. Noel is mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore.
How have I never seen it before? Bring it back Sky.
It's a real shame that "What a wondeful expression" video has disappeared from the internet.
Cheggers is the real hero of that video.
He does seem properly unhinged, I wonder how long it will be until this becomes reality...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtdsXhXiEM
What a golden age the late 90's was, a time when you could get a comment on your news story from Mad Frankie Fraser.
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/1...burn_shoppers/
'paranormal experts'. :D
http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/c...30_capture.jpg
Fucking hell :D
Oh and the company themselves are distancing themselves from the crackpot:
EMPpad Omnium1 and EMPpad iMRS use very low intensity and frequency pulsed electromagnetic fields (PEMF) which target the cells within the body and help to improve the way they function. Research has demonstrated that this can lead to widespread health benefits, including supporting an effective immune response and a healthy overall body.
Although research using very low frequency and intensity PEMF to help address cancer has produced some promising early results, it is currently in the very early stages and EMPpad does not make the claim that PEMF therapy can prevent cancer.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/...cer?intcmp=239
The opinions of Mr Noel Edmonds are his alone and do not reflect in any way with the opinions of us at EMPpad. We had no discussion, input or prior knowledge of the content of Mr Edmond’s statement and we do not agree with it in any way, shape or form.
Gawker, the site that Hulk Hogan gave the atomic leg drop to, brother, have filed for bankruptcy, brother.
They hope to avoid actually paying Hogan by doing this.
It's amazing how literally everyone involved in that case has come across as morally and ethically reprehensible.
Hogan. :cool:
http://www.wsj.com/articles/dial-dow...rom-1464800760
My school (and friends) are famous.
I'll definitely subscribe to read that.
Some slag I went to school with has died in her sleep, seems innocuous enough. Shame she was a whore in school but seemed to get her act together and has a young kid. 27. Ooft.
How does a 27 year old die in their sleep? :|
Did she turn you down magic?
Youtube singer who went on The Voice America was performing in Orlando. As she was signing autographs for fans afterwards, a man came up to her who had 2 handguns and a hunting knife on him. Shot and killer her as her brother tackled the man to the ground. In the struggle the man was also shot and killed, believed to have offed himself.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36507546
The bloke who played the gay cop on The Shield got 40 years for killing his wife.
https://blogs.microsoft.com/firehose...jyg61fsl5i1ryk
$26.2 billion for that wank.
Lashes. :D
What a fucking shithole.
http://www.dover-express.co.uk/Djang...ail/story.html
I fucking adore local news sites.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-36524755
God it must be really easy to have a successful comedy show in India. :sick:
Presumably this is because their Twitter feeds are mostly full of gang-rape/murder and Bangladeshis burning their children at the stakes for talking to slaves or some shit.
'Can you help me'
'No, too busy m8'
'EPIC RESPONSE LOLOLOL'
'YOU WIN TEH INTERNETZ IN INDIAR'
I don't know if I'm less surprised that Samsung are flogging fridges in India, or that one has broken down.
They found the body of that little kid that was taken by an alligator.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world...-a3272986.html
How long till we get a 'justice for the alligators' petition?Quote:
Wildlife officials had earlier caught and killed five alligators from the lagoon to examine them for traces of the boy but found no evidence they were involved.
@bruhnaldo needs to get the fuck out of Orlando, that place is cursed right now.
Their first course of action was to find and kill 5 alligators in case he was eaten, while he was lying, only six feet underwater, 10 - 15 yards from where he was attacked?
:cab:
Maybe the alligators got the message and put him back there.
It was worth doing in case they started to think they'd got one up on us.
Reminds me of the snake whacking episode of the Simpsons
I'm not even sure how you let a toddler have a mooch about near some alligator-infested swamp.
man on camera having sex with the ROAD
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz4Bq28WvrF
http://www.ksl.com/?sid=40254728&nid...t-at-lake-mary
I didn't know her but she went to my school. :\
What's a 'Sandy girl?'
I assumed that's where she's from.
Sand in her cunt.
Even for you that seems unnecessarily unpleasant.
I haven't read the article. The only way it could possibly be unnecessarily unpleasant if it was a pre-teen that's probably been killed and dumped in a lake then her body washed up on the ba...oh.
Sandy is one of the many fine suburbs of Salt Lake City.
There's no Basketball thread, but Cleveland just made history by being the first ever team to come back from 3-1 down and take the remaining 3 games in an NBA final. Also it's their first ever title.
King fkn James
Lol at the BEST TEAM EVAR being just a bunch of bottlers.
That one championship in cleveland, is better than the two in miami. That is some achievement for lebron.
Was Mert playing?
Speaking of sporting things that we don't have a thread for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_QMFuAWL4
:cool:
The French lad looks genuinely stunned.
That's quality. Played table tennis at Riley's the other day when we got bored of pool. There's not much in the world I'm less capable at.
We used to have a table in our living room (it would fold up when not in use) at our old house.
Despite practising for fucking ages, I was still shit.
You can see the exact moment he realises that was a legal shot and he just got styled on in that video. it's great.
Fucking bastard, I think YT may just have spoiled the end of the wrestling with it's suggested videos at the end of that. I might go and smash up one of their takeaways in revenge.
Why even have the table if you can go under it? Can I win Wimbledon by digging through the earth's core?
I apologise for making every single one of you (apart from Ital) feel incredibly uncomfortable for a few minutes.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...herts-36601726
I'll just put this here, @Mert
http://news.sky.com/story/1719371/ex...dental-gunshot
Guns don't kill people, duffel bags kill people.
http://i.imgur.com/5uiWbCf.jpg
Seriously, Facebook?
Apple has filed for and been granted, a patent for technology that will affect your iPhones camera.
It's apparently aimed at concert goers who are more interested in documenting every second of a gig, rather than actually enjoying it. Their camera will either be disabled completely or forced into reduced functionality.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36672001
That's kinda cool, as I hate that practice.
They'll get sued to fuck if they try to make that an actual feature. What next - stop me videoing police?
Surely they've just patented it so nobody else makes it, it would be suicide.
My favourite patent
http://www.abload.de/img/sonycommercialpatent-6yqkz.jpg
Lewis's response to that last time was great.
You could at least quote it mate. We're not all on Team Spreadsheet.
I think it was on the old board.
Way to go Enrique.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COUctQWpqBs
He's lucky that Justin Trudeau didn't bum him.
He wanted the extra girth.
Paris has banned all cars made before 1997(alright, Floyd) from its streets. They're doing an amnesty of sorts, so if you hand your old car in they'll give you four hundred quid towards a bicycle. :D
The surplus of H Vans and 2CVs finding its way onto the market will be like the end of the First World War.
The Subway guy turned out to be a nonce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Fogle
Alright, Harold. Take it down a bit.
Subway. :sick:
In case anyone missed it, this is what South Park did this in 2002:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p87cBp0oggc
Fucking amazing.
Shooting his own son by accident.
http://news.sky.com/story/1721628/da...d-at-gun-range
Oh my God.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...&id=1511072447
:D
Is her kid disabled?
That's Lofty's mum with his castoffs, that's why she looks so disgusted.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-operator.html
:DQuote:
Residents in an 'unremarkable' English village have been left scratching their heads following an influx of 'sight-seeing' Asian tourists arriving by the coachload - for absolutely no apparent reason.
Stunned locals say hoards of Chinese and Japanese holidaymakers began arriving in Kidlington, Oxfordshire, on tour buses three weeks ago.
The camera-toting tourists have been wandering around the rural village in groups of up to 40 at a time taking photos of houses and gardens.
They even knocked on doors along residential Benmead Road and The Moors Road to ask for pictures of locals - before taking selfies with them.
Some claim the tourists have been falsely told by rogue tour operators the village is the setting for Inspector Morse, Midsomer Murders or even Harry Potter.
He's been fined £600 and reckons his life is in ruins.
http://www.itv.com/news/2016-07-08/m...-is-fined-600/
Professional mass outrage. If you ask Floyd, he'll tell you it started in 1997.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/142315...or-more-booze/
Jesus, he must be missing Moat.
He looks like he's dying. Sad thing is the cunt that took the photo probably stalked him outside his home and followed him in the hope of a desperate shot like that. Horrible bastards.
Its shite to see him like that. He needs DDP or someone to sort him out.
It's a good job you aren't a pirate.
Okay?
Well there'd be fuck all room for a parrot on you shoulder.
That was needlessly cryptic though.
I can hear the bands in the distance. It's great.
You're not out watching them or marching with them?
There are some shenanigans going on not too far from my window. There's a fire engine or two I can see, and I could smell burning a little while ago :uhoh: