Because we don't need to categorize videos.
Big ass brown bear underneath this bloke's decking.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=910_1442592997
Gorgeous but terrifying animal. Some jumpy bits. :brighton:
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Big ass brown bear underneath this bloke's decking.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=910_1442592997
Gorgeous but terrifying animal. Some jumpy bits. :brighton:
Howay, he's just trying to get some kip.
Fuck that when he basically climbs on top of it when it's running out though. It could just quickly turn round and bite or whallop with it's club hands.
http://www.facebook.com/376026362588...19953424861998
reminds me of being back in Swansea.
Would have made Fireman Sam more interesting.
The Welsh Bible though...:sick:
Does anything actually happen or am I just meant to be laughing at him?
No just laughing at him. I like the leprosy part.
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=15e_1442838417
Insane crash at the Nurby Ring.
Like Toca 2 with bouncy crashes cheat enabled.
Top, top vine
https://vine.co/v/exZmvZ5rbTl
ffs phonics :D
Ouch. This is literally 200 metres from my apartment. I have repeatedly called this junction a death trap.
http://youtu.be/a0hbx_x5bTo
I was really, really hoping for a narrow escape. :(
Man sets fire to petrol station after trying to scare spider away with his lighters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=60&v=DKrmvM-3hzw
Fucking idiot. :D
You wonder how people like this have survived so long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQKSPEO6TzY
This ones dedicated to Lewis. Go to 1m20 for prime viewing.
:D
Do you know who I am?
"There's no need for that!"
"What?"
"You, ya cunt!"
:lol:
EDIT: That is tremendous, by the way. Thousands of new signups to messageboards will bear the username Ronnie Pickering now.
That's mental, imagine being the passenger, she looks like she just wants to die.
Nah, she looks like exactly the sort of idiot you'd expect to see stood behind him, chain-smoking and calling whoever he's seething at TTH's unutterable.
That couple actually remind me of those horrible west coast cunts that were in my pub yesterday. One of the disgusting old whores had more facial hair than Mahow.
Funnily enough when they left I got a whaft of aged shat so I looked to where they were sitting and noticed a purse on the floor. If I'd have nicked it it would have made me poorer. Disgusting fuckwits.
Slightly odd (couldn't embed video).
http://www.joe.ie/life-style/video-c...display/513498
I drive past where that road rage happened quite often. Bransholme mate.
That video :D
That plaque :D
That plaque. I'd have to make a pilgrimage if within 50 miles. :D
It's clearly a photoshop boys, chill out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXLoI6qZd9M
'Come on then granddad.'
He definitely could have gone at that junction though
That is fucking tragic, anyone fighting over football really should be culled out of society.Quote:
Originally Posted by Davgooner
Somebody confirm that isn't porn before I open it. The URL sounds a bit like porn.
It's not porn. It's safe for work. Probably not worth clicking on though.
I think what makes RONNIE PICKERING so lol (for now, until it's ruined by crap like t-shi... Oh) is that when he shouts he sounds like Vic Reeves. It all makes sense then.
A lot of you have probably seen this already but for those who haven't:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WqCj_3U0Lc
It wouldn't be all that funny were it not for the interviewer clearly paying no attention whatsoever to his answers.
Ronnie Pickering's been interviewed by the media - http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015...n_8212116.html
It sounds like he'll probably track that motorcyclist down and batter him.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=746_1443661124
Parents will have palpitations watching this.
Fucking hell.
Noooooope.
Like Magic on a good night I only lasted a few seconds with that one.
I lasted 8 seconds I think, which was about 7 too many.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_or...p;amp;amp;t=5m
Japanese streamer struggles with fire.
Three things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
1) As a parent, that would end my sister if I showed her that.
2) There are times in that video where I can't fathom how he didn't fall
3) I don't speak the lingo, but please tell me the twats filming that had called the emergency services?
After watching a video of a limp-ripping/smashing/breaking car crash aftermath before breakfast I needed cheering up so here's a rat eating spaghetti. Guaranteed to brighten up your morning.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bf8_1444008304
:D / :wub:
Yeah, that's phenomenal. Bless 'im, the little bastard. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Magic
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f93_1444076328
Real war footage from the American campaign in the Pacific *not gory*. Just absolutely fucking mental. I'm becoming a politician when WW3 is announced.
Back in February. Mike, The Reid and I played games for 24 hours to raise money for charity. We raised Ł257. I believe he posted about it on The Dugout at the time? There were one hour, twenty-seven minutes and forty-eight seconds of highlights. If you're bored:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJTUWD6ja7A
A full list of games played during the day can be seen by going 1 hour, 26 minutes and 45 seconds into the video.
Who the fuck in their right mind is going to watch that? :D
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How do you embed Tweets?
Not like that...
Thanks for the help useful moderating team.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Where's the video? :(
It's there, just takes a bit of time to load it properly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
http://i.imgur.com/WeF6alJ.png
Cheers. :)
That's melted my steely heart.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f32_1444401534
Incredible video of a guy setting himself on fire big time, then running about like a mentalist and finally being extinguished thinking he'd be charcoal but no, he gets up and acts like nothing has happened, burnt as fuck.
Not sure if suicide or protest or what but this blew my mind.
https://twitter.com/piesportsbooze/s...47627492634624
I don't know how to embed vines/if we're able to.
[tweet] and the number at the end of the tweet.
EDIT: Oh, it just embeds the tweet with a link to it, not the actual video.
Hahaha. Orange cunt.
As it says on the top of the page. It just takes a second to load.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Oh yeah, it does load. Nice.
Didn't realise this was Break.com, phonics.
Anyway, shiiiiiiiiiii...
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=927_1445204649
Happy Halloween indeed.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=605_1445447969
Astonishing ghetto behavior here as we observe a ratchet giving a thug a BJ in the back of a car. 'So what?' I hear you say. Well, there's a toddler looking on from the driver's seat and another young kid looking on from outside the window. LOL.
I was the one filming it.
I believe it was her third child that was filming it.
Hungry for justice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=606_1445630757
Not sure of background here, but it looks like these lot are fishing (comments say tour?) anyway a grizzly comes across them. It charges, and they don't move a muscle. I'm afraid, it being America and all, I'd have discharged the entire contents of my M16 in it's face by that point.
Bears absolutely fascinate me. I'd love to see them in the wild.
Why did I watch this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu7xpq7uoh0
Bill Murray has done some serious ageing in the past five years or so. I sort of thought it was just being played up to for some of the roles he's taken, but he doesn't look healthy.
I wouldn't be at all surprised to hear of his demise in the next year or so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
Nah, Christopher Lloyd.
You can see a line in the back of his hand in that video so he's obviously getting treatment for something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
dying
:D
That's great.
I just lost the best part of an hour to a Reddit thread on people's favourite short videos...
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Owl. :D
Un-mute the vine.
Toggle Spoiler
Twitter is fantastic
What's fat lad got on his feet?
Yellow high tops? Its fatty and his "i'm outta here" at the end as well :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkqTM4K68ME
i make fast rap
Yes I know I posted it before
I'm not sure you have.
serb has wisdom of the falcon
We can't embed Facebook video, can we?
https://www.facebook.com/ian.ross.737/videos/837207629726214
That's made all the better by reading the description as the video's playing out. Played. :D
Did I see the falconry video on here or somewhere else?
"This was a bad day"
:D
Fuck.
The accent on "fucking cunt" makes it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
:D
I've loved the past few entries. Yes I just spent about 20 minutes watching them all. The streaker one is an absolute classic because you can see there is absolutely no prediction of plastic being there, he runs pus first straight in to it, not even a hand out or anything. Then the guy's laugh after it. PAHAHA.
Also the Europeans seem to be very pragmatic. I can see a bunch of Dutchies after the SS clear out an entire town looking on and saying that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
fuck y'all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0unVq-ANl4
This has been up for seven months, yet I've only seen it today. Gutted.
Hahah, holy shit.
Pretty cool video of how thick the fog in London was this morning, some guy stood outside Heathrow videoing massive commercial airliners coming out of and disappearing in to the fog.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=686_1446463505
Could be a Pink Floyd Video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8jgF9w9t5Y
:D
That's the best youtube video you've ever posted.
That is absolutely fucking brilliant. :D
Diver requires new pants after extremely close diving cage call: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=335_1447001262
Woman argues with laptop in front of family in hacked IP cam weirdness: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5c_1447013874
Absolutely hilarious/amazing footage of a sleeping bus driver in Russia: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7ce_1447070360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvQxVE32BQo
Lucky cunt.
Looks like a Bob Ross painting. Though I'm not sure he ever had a happy skier falling down one of his mountains.
Also in before Boyd's ':D' at a shite cat video.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5a0_1447244717
PARENTS LOOK AWAY. Chinese Grandad let's his two year old grandchild take the handlebars of his motorbike at fairly high speeds. FUCK ME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrAkGMHHTTs
:cool:
Get training, Lewis.
Brock isn't the attention-seeking type. Plus he doesn't like unsteady movement. Or being picked up. Or anything with wheels.
Not a video, but lol;
HOLY FUCKING SHIT footage of Brazilian (obviously) cops cutting through a traffic jam with their sirens on. Little did they know there were armed robbers just up ahead who decided to open fire as soon as they heard the sirens. How life can change so quickly.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=145_1447822916
MENTAL. He was fine in the end, though.
Arrogant Matador bellend gets lovely unexpected comeuppance. :drool:
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=ca7_1448160256
:D
That is awesome.
This has been posted many times before but I just discovered what happens if you keep pressing 5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faJx8ikHJAo
Buckle up everytime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
It's lyrically pretty sound I'll give them that, the guy in the background makes it though. :D
:|
hiya
Was that shit on the deepintoyoutube subreddit?
Fuck sake I was just about to crack on to a really complex call routing setup and now the thought of Reddit sees me perusing the r/lesbiannsfw gifs. :(
The first one was off that, aye. As was this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51WSqeuTEYI
also enjoyed this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lMexzk3TA8
fucking love Simon Day
Anyone having an issue with Youtube's playlist section? I have several saved playlists, but whenever I click on 'Playlists' in the sidebar, the only one that shows up is my liked videos, so I have no way of ordering them (other than removing and adding again) and I can only remove them individually now. :moop:
YouTube fuck up the UI with every update. It's fucking infuriating having to learn a new UI every update.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg
:rave:
It's fucking brilliant :D
It's just trying to be Gangnam Style again. But nothing will ever be Gangnam Style again.
I'm actually disappointed at how little staying power Gangnam Style has had. I still think it's brilliant.
To most Gangnam was a first, it seemed unique and different, so much so that anything else he does feels derivative but only because it's still the same style.
Anyway, so back to turkeys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYhf3_9BgDE
We need to get the gangman thread over
The Duck army Adele remix is amazing.
I think I might be broken, I've listened to this about 8 times today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rtV5esQT6I
:\
"Listened"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb32Ego033o
Best Christmas ad yet.
I reckon getting into K-pop might be up there with the worst things you could possibly do with your life, Mahow.
PSY is an absolute genius though, single-handedly marshalling a nation into the first green shoots of irony and self-awareness.
Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Luckily I can only bring myself to listen to a couple of songs, but even that is worrying.
Make it Bubble Pop and maybe it's a different story.
I don't particularly care for 'Space' but the mans passion is pretty convincing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plTRdGF-ycs
This is so shit but I think it's amazing.
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=610_1449679317
A rooster walking upright. :D
That is funny, but why is it on Liveleak?
Why does he have a woman's voice?Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Just seen an absolute brutal video of a man who is covered in tyres and set on fire, but he gets up and manages to put the fire out... and then blokes just start hacking him with machetes. One of his feet almost come straight off. :sick: And he's black so you can see the white bones of his knees as soon as they hack him. Absolutely horrific.
If you wanna see it, search Google for Man Trying to Escape Being Necklaced is Served with Brutal Machete Blows
I shrug at a lot of "bad" videos, but this one made me wince.
South Africans?
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=aeb_1449767005
Reaction to Toby telling a joke in Shetland.
That fits right into the "Why the fuck would you?" category, Baz. Alongside what we can probably just call the Magic Johnson Collection.
Scene from new Ghanain blockbuster (starring Michael Essien?).
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=629_1450650027
Can we make a sicko video thread for Magic?
What's sick about that?
I don;t click on your videos but its liveleak so the combination of both can only mean someone getting dismembered.
Whilst true, this song is so much better than Gangnam.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoonsky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF27TNC_4pc
Whoever makes his videos knows what they're doing, I don't think I've ever seen a bad one.
'Hey, you, bunch of Koreans, could you please do the same thing robotically in unison for about three days please?'Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Change the set / costumes a few times and the job's a good 'un.
It all works with, and must therefore be tailor made to fit, the songs (or the other way around I suppose).
It's basically this with sequins:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S43IwBF0uM
*Slightly graphic*
The Shiite tradition of self-harm during the day of Ashoura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVYsgur18EI
Probably not too relevant to most of you but the guy absolutely nails how ridiculous greetings are over here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T-VWbV6TJxU
:D
I saw that last night on twitter. One of the most majestic seethes ever.
The way he reads the parchment then pauses and shakes his head. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d0E6XXI3Ws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FD7ryb1F8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZJzxZPD1TU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwsLipoC-7U
Some in those compilations are outstanding.
A minute of that first one was all I could take. What is this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-GbYxGLik
RIP BAAADDAD :(
I know. Just get back on the cams, lad. Fucking hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
This is weird.
Craig Foster cops a feel of his own 8yr old daughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeYhL_kUmgo
Did you see the neck twisting train suicide Ross?
He used to like cars, but now he's hooked on trains.
Fucking hell :D
Do tell?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Man's neck resembles a Mr Stretch doll as he hangs calmly from the front of a locomotive.
Why's he on the front? Did kill himself?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Yes instead of getting flattened his neck wrapped around something on the front and held together instead of ripping his head off, leaving a tremendous sight.
Lol. You put it so elegantly.
This is probably the best thing I've seen of The Simpsons in years;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZu5iDTtNg0&sns=em
Not even arsed if fake :D
I had a good solid lol at this earlier. The bloke is obviously a twat and he's bordering on child abuse at times there, but when he flipped the kid's breakfast over him I lost it.
That builds perfectly. Fucking hell.
:nodd: It's properly great. I started lolling when he Triple H'ed but the last one is amazing.
That poor kid. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wja1lTSubJM
Oldish but it's great.
After that Coldplay abomination, time to remember the daddy of them all.
http://www.veoh.com/m/watch.php?v=v389304XGYhx25k
Oh shit.... the suggested videos that appear after that are very NSFW :D
So, this happened the other day, not too far from my gaff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcY0xrG9mxY
Bus drivers in this city are fucking cunts.
Just got reminded me of this. It's an oldie but a goodie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaLB63cEYOk
Pre-warning for anybody who has yet to waste two and a half minutes watching that: nothing happens after the llama rocks up. :moop:
:D Yeah, I expected an attack or something. Still good though.
His sheer joy at the situation makes it worth it.
That little look at the end is priceless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QajyNRnyPMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW9UJ0zh7cA
That must have taken ages.
That from the same nutters who made The Chickening?
Nah that's this guy-
https://www.youtube.com/user/ndb3dgj
Confirmation that Michael Jackson is in hell.
The man likes his mullet.
http://www.break.com/video/iowa-wres...mullet-3008023
This is mental. Where's the H&S chaps?
http://www.break.com/video/extreme-b...lition-3007880
Excuse the shit caption, but have to include the tweet to embed the video:
I really enjoyed that.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=972_1458179408
Arctic fox laughing. :wub:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16JER7b9N04
AKA How Phil got his gout.
Bit of a strange one, normally these show people getting wrecked and ending up in a wheelchair or something but they've went without the shock factor this time. Took up a whole as break on its own earlier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws-iNxoHsRc
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ebe_1458720492
Absolutely AWESOME video of some incredible bewn accidentally pulling the pin on his grenade in the middle of a big argument. Unlike the films it isn't really a pile of gore, but you can see the shockwave rip the clothes (and skin?) off the people right beside him. :drool:
Not the greatest quality but a really awesome bit of footage.
Some propa brutal videos on LL lately... the guy who loses his hand and is asked to quietly sit down and wait a minute, and the guy who has his leg annihilated due to a bike accident.
I'm getting the bus home.
The two bones sticking out of his arm, in the hand one you're on about, is crazy.
Saw a video the other day where you couldn't really see what's happening but the description says it's an argument between 2 males and one just starts going at the other with a knife, stabbing him over and over in the neck. It doesn't really look like he's getting anywhere in his attempts an he eventually runs off. Then the other guy sits up and jeez the amount of blood that pours out of him is insane. Another guy comes over to see if he's okay, quickly realises the extent of the wound and also leaves. The victim just slumps over and continues to bleed to death. Grim. At one point he's just sat there looking at a pool of blood stream out of him; must be a bad feeling.
"Filmed by Tim Clifford in Falvey's Bar, Killorglin, at the wake of the much loved Ger 'Farmer' Foley."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=digsMgWmrL8
:happycry:
Pretty much how every wake I've ever been to ends up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr-m_ktpPio
This has popped up on Facebook again lately, and it's as great as ever.
I was trying to find this video again (can only find chunks of it). You have any idea where I can see the whole thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by John
I want some bad people to fuck that website right up.
Never offside.
They were losing 4-1, and she got a two game ban. Well worth it.
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=6fd_1460186525
Man gets drop kicked by monkey. :drool:
This really needs to become a thing.
Picked the winner at the start too :cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaMr6bFruF0
That was good.
Mine came last :(
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...ode-4#t=10m08s
I want a pet raccoon.
They also come with a free dose of rabies.
My marble came fourth.
Red, though. :cool:
I assume most people pick it because it has a number on it and the others don't. I just liked that it looked like a pool ball.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
I went dark blue because I liked the colour. Didn't actually realise it was doing as well as it was.
I punched the air when red overtook whitey.
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=243_1460748477
Absolutely fucking speechless. At first I thought it was one of those weird Japanese life like robots, then I thought it was a masker, now I've no idea. :|
Genuinely think she's alright. :uhoh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f8_1461059437
Incredible relay race between some Irish babe students. I won't ruin it for you but the finish is absolutely outstanding. :D
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=261_1461239933
Brazil. :drool:
https://www.facebook.com/65269688820...0069399800635/
BUH BYE DRIVAH
Almost as bad as 'Jeet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw94PJcuntQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c_Lp171iq8
I'd be up for a TTH meet up if we played this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA
It's all over Facebook and seemingly everywhere else at the moment, but there we are. What an anecdote.
I watched his two stand ups the other week, I thought I was going to be sick through laughter. The guy has some amazing stories, especially concerning his father.
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=bca_1464620525
I'm sorry but HAHAHAHA. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYivOM0GX9o
:facepalm: / :D
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b4e_1465439386
Fucking HELL. Guy watching some gay recreation of medievil swordfighting has the CLOSEST shave and the most boss reaction to it. :cool:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e10_1465938158
Red squirrel trolling lab. :wub:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7fc_1465935482
Guy screams in face of screaming cunt child on plane. :D
I've found a new favourite subreddit which led me to this video. Checkout the badass mofo in the yellow jacket (and the not so lucky bugger in the green).
This isn't graphic but it does show someone being knocked arse over tit, just in case you don't like that kind of thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUs0hv9aoSY
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfe_1467680211
Fucking hell. Guy has a stabbing himself fetish.
https://streamable.com/o8ii
2 years ago today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-EHwYOfY94
Like Disco's effort but different,
Shows why they give it the full beans when they touch down anyway.
Giant tiger shark wastes a hammerhead: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f54_1469487614
:drool:
There's so much excellence going on here that I think it'd be a shame to just post it in the NFL thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utsHE5xWges
Going to be honest, the first rap segment was unexpected.
When I first saw that I thought it was going to be the video's highlight by a country mile. And then things like the guy enjoying "playing" piano far, far too much happened. And the brief glimpse of the three women at about 1:21.
It's one of the masterpieces of its time.
The eighties. :cool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_1966vaIA
Why can't I get paid to come up with insane bullshit like this? Where does one apply for these kind of jobs?
Bite the bullet and hire people, man. Using the festering sludge that populates the comments is tragic.
One of the more lolsome aspects is that they will be moderating the 'heroes', how arse-backwards stupid is that?
I'm in. I don't know who he is or what's happening I'm in.
Saul Goodman does have Irish ancestry.
Accidental, I'm sure- https://twitter.com/johnnyTR70/statu...06494314369024
This is the sort of thing I'd imagine happening to me if I went in the cage-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93WiSq9TIoM
.....
People were actually texting in concerned for her :face:
Fucker doesn't even flinch, just flexes :D
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...e-pet-dog.html
Footage of Mahows time in Ukraine has come to light.
https://youtu.be/lmBcIRXMKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fShhNJ5Ib0Q
Fucking go on, son. Cats are shit.
Rare shit. Lowest of the low.
Why would anyone ruin the perfection that is Peppa Pig?
Her mates face :D
Seriously, how can you think that Paris is a country? Was she that taken aback by stage fright?
And that I is a consonant.Quote:
Originally Posted by John Arne
:D
Her mate must have known she was thick as fuck so what's she doing going on there with her? The nature of Pointless makes it just about perfect for throwing up terrible answers, but that's one of the best and I think the first I've seen where the other person made no attempt to hide that they were fuming.
If it wasn't for the reaction it would be behind JFK/JR and Mexico being a US state.
The reaction is stunning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WEx7CYY1qg
:harold:
Love the Daily Mail comment too.
This is the best video ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nHnQQhWQVA&
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=e75_1484329160
Genuinely dropped my phone. What a shock!
:cool:
https://youtu.be/B20QcchUCSg
(The pop-up box says YouTube short links work, but they don't).
The fuck.
Magic evidently confused by a video of a man still in possession of his own balls. :youpi:
Anyway, imagine how much of a twat you'd look with one of these let alone the colossal amount of dickery required to think they were a winning idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzw1DuEjFqs&list=WL&index=17
I came in here to post that. Every entrance is better than the last.
I'm guessing that was the maid, not the mother. Also guessing that she was swiftly sacked after that.
Apparently the kids address her as "mum" in Korean.
Ah. Fair enough.
Need one of the baby barrelling in.
Has he arranged books on his bed in order to make it look like an office? Busted.
This is what really makes that video. It's absolutely priceless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
One theory is that he couldn't get up and sort it himself because he was just in his pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39244325Quote:
Originally Posted by John Arne
Wacist.
I assumed it was his wife, but I already know I'm not racist.
I wonder why they decided to pluck that figure out of nowhere.Quote:
The video has been viewed hundreds of million times - and delighted hundreds of thousands of people on social media.
Imagine getting upset at that. I ask everybody where they're from. People move around a lot. It's a basic question to build conversation.Quote:
And Kumiko Toda, an academic of Japanese descent, says a majority of people who meet her for the first time ask her where she's from - despite her growing up in the UK and having a British accent.
Her name is Kim Jong Un? Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Look at the fucking Twitter outrage. CAPITALS!!! :sick:
The BBC website gets worse by the day.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39236618Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Take that back.
It's like a shitter BuzzFeed, except, being the BBC, probably achieved on about four times their budget.
The Western world is going to shit. Are there any decent alternatives?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
I mean, what the hell did they think would happen?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I'll stand here, and just hope the snow and ice disappears under the shear force of the train.
Is this usual practise for trains? I would have though that was quite dangerous if the snow is simply pushed up against itself and compacts....
Nice work. Completely pointless, but still.
Is that Panda?
You could do that on the metro between Monument and Haymarket. Easy,
Nah, he'd footwear on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Pretty sure I saw this on here before but I'm in stitches again, totally forgot all about it-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWWx2FEzuE
https://youtu.be/0veiTgUQLKw
What a fucking shot!
Chimps. :cool:
:D
https://youtu.be/e7XBkuHlP9w
:D
Man on roller coaster gets additional surprise.
For some reason, I find this really satisfying.
Fantasy Martial Arts versus real MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6RrxTBdJs4
The MMA fighter, Xu Xiaodong, has been hammered in China for this :)
Why's he being hammered?
Based on that 'fight' I reckon I'd have punched the pish out of that Tai Chi bloke. MMA man just goes straight at him with fairly wild swings and he does fuck all to defend himself. It's difficult to tell from the video though, is Wei Lei about eighty five years old?
"Disrespecting" the ancient CHINESE!!!! art of Tai Chi. It's a load of bollocks, of course.
It actually took me a while to clock the referee in cricket pads prowling the top of the screen.
I prefer podcasts myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKhJAqZl2vM
Monkeys. :cool:
I would add something about Sturridge's celebration but I think I won't.
Imagine if we had arms like that. I'm pretty sure i could do anything
The feet, too. They're molded to that rope.
Spikey's kid?
Maybe the one I had with your mum.
Well, now I'm excited. Good on Mam.
'I'll do what I want, and I think they have bigger problems.'
But no. He has written to them (Er, mate...) to apologise.
NSFW but lol: https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=2c0_1507775239
Poles hate the Russians
:D
The aftermath pic. :drool:
Also props to the guy that posts a frame by frame.
Darwin award incoming.
Right. Well. So. Anyway, this is a thing?
https://youtu.be/VlCQ2pBob5Q
Lol at it being set in the hills. I hope it's called a knockput and that's not just a typo.
Russia are always trying to come up with some new mental MMA spin.
What a weird sport, it's not sword fighting, it's not boxing but it [i]does]/i] look like a brilliant way to get brain damage.
Fucking cyclists. Still though, lol.
What the fuck is that?
Launching in to 2018 like:
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8d0_1514992083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5cOvyDpWfM
She sounds drunk.
They should oficially add 'let's play some basketball' to it.
Just no. Haven't had the jeebies watching something as much since the guy climbing the TV tower.
It's all fun and games until they appear on liveleak as a pile of mush.
That can get to fuck.
For some reason I was expecting the Rising Damp theme tune.
:d
:lol:
:D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5pb8MBysqA
Better off without her Steve lad.
That milk video is quality.
Oh and Jessie is a massive cunt.
Hahahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I've never seen a man so disgusted with how that went.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Lads.
Banter.
Sesh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixFQUpLnr3E
didn't know you had a youtube channel, @Giggles
Miserable cunt. Gone are the days where you would have repped me for that. Waff loves it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
I'm about 3 years and a Volvo away from complaining about how ‘stupid and bloody dangerous’ that was. ‘There’s nothing funny about a broken neck!’
:drool:
I'm no posh cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05VXgM6KrhM
Has this been posted here before?
It's so surprisingly entertaining.
Ahahaha, fucking hell I wondered why that was trending, I stopped watching after she necked the pint first time round.
The main point from this is that the woman in the stand needed a clatter more than anyone. Imagine listening to that voice all day every day.
What.
Giving it the big'un after the block. :D
That made me start a conversation today with “Have you seen that video of the 12 year old?” :arry:
Age groups should be abolished and just go with a weight and height formula.
Nah, let him carry on before his hopes are dashed in the NBA draft.
Amazing.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
What does he say at the start?
Tweet deleted.
A naked man will probably be against terms of service.
You would think that such an achievement would trump any 'terms of service' bullshit.
What was it?
It was a lad chucking a sweet, another one batting it into the air with his cock, and then another one catching it in his mouth.
Seen this posted on earlier, not sure about the year but if you're going to foul then that's the way to do it :D
Has anyone figoured out how do you embed videos to start from a specific point in the video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPJ0AB12h1I
Mesmerising that.
I feel I shouldn't have laughed at this yet here we are.
:D
Quality.
It's how he just sits there through it.
Amazing :D
That's the kind of biker I hate. Just say your piece and jog on.
I like to think he knew all along what he was going to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Shiiiiiiiiii (if real).
If real?
:D Jesus
For fuck sake Giggs. :lol:
I still have no idea which you all mean. I'm still siding with fake as I don't think that can physically happen.
If it was real, Elon Musk would be on twitter calling the pilot a paedophile.
Flight simulator? Completed it mate.
The wings look weirdly bendy too.
And they land in perfect conditions.
It's like the van hitting the roundabout and near going into orbit earlier in the week.
Almost identical.
It’s the fakest fake that ever faked, Giggs.
Fakey McFakeface.
Not fake.
:cool:
Give that man a medal.
If it was a liveleak video from Brazil the outcome would have been...different.
If there were more guns...
What a fucking man. :cool:
Luckily, all bookies have an 85 year old man on guard at all times.
That a 'BarONE' has an entrance door into a bookies is the most British thing I've seen in a while. 'Get your Ł5 bright green shaker and then go put a quid on 'Hard Days Night' at the 3.15.'
I would kill for the audio of that scene though.
Giggles is going to have you worse than the old fella for calling them British.
I thought the Swiss were supposed to be neutral.
It was in Ireland, and Bar One is the name of an Irish bookies.
1) I've been abroad too long, sorry Giggles I swear I don't hate Ireland like the rest of this lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
2) What a weird coincidence, the bar on Wind Street in Swansea that was all chain bars had the exact same red and black logo.
Like fuck am I ever having a Pims with you now.
Pimms o'clock cancelled once you wouldn't scalp me your second captains tickets.
I'm going now. Swapped them for another night.
Also, I've never seen a bar with wheelie bins down the back. Though a few that could do with it.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Welcome back?Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
That bookies video is brilliant. Hilarious that they all leg it as soon as a fucking pensioner decides to fight back.
Is there a reason why bookies don't have bars in them? I assume there's something preventing it?
As in a pub bar? Probably can't hold a liquor license and a betting license on the same premise.
Yeah I assume there's some sort of law. It's weird that they allow drinks at racetracks though, as well as casinos, etc.
Here's the rules - https://www.gamblingcommission.gov.u...uick-guide.pdf
Betfred tweeted a photo of someone with a bottle of champagne in one of their shops after a big win. A mild twitter outrage storm followed, and then the tweet was deleted.
That's almost impressive in how each individual driver is responsible for their car getting fucked up in a situation that wrecks 5 cars.
I genuinely can't believe five people can meet up at that point in time and do that. The odds are staggering and the independent thought that must've gone on just baffle me.
Bravo to all involved. That is absolutely spectacular. I was hoping the car that turned up at the end was going to go ‘monster trucking’ over the lot of them, but you can’t have everything.
You know what's coming, and yet the tension makes it. :lol:
:D
That is great. He takes it like a champ too.
Not sure what I was expecting but the ending is better than I could have hoped.
A true pioneer.
https://youtu.be/c0Hr6wbZVKg?t=39
Evidently old given the date but first time I've seen it.
Could never see it working as well with anything but a Glaswegian accent.
Skip to about 40 seconds.
Poor kid. I did laugh though.
The next Magic there.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Shearer The 2nd
ye fucken doughbaw
That sheep is a don.
Bruce WooLee. :cool:
Jean Claude Van Lamb is better.
Jackie Lamb is better.
Baa-kour.
Igor will like it at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7auvTMm47uM&index=6
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
@igor_balis: can you verify?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
I did not enjoy it.
https://youtu.be/VUkxoREfiQQ
https://youtu.be/in3dUeC1VCs
Gus is already on the ropes here.
A fucking centre parting, the last thing anyone wanted back from the 90's.
I'm thinking of changing my vote.
It's awful, but it's not 'meme thread' awful.
Christ that 2nd one is too relatable. It's could basically be my default response to what have you been up to this weekend.
Choon.
:D
:D
Fucking hell, what a quote.
Every time she speaks, it just hammers home how much they go after thick people.
*tick.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47299907
This partial interview is also fucking mental.
Families in the park in Syria, the good life.
It's just making me think Four Lions is a documentary now.
I know it should come as no surprise given it's the Home Office doing it, but this plan to deem her a Bangladeshi citizen is fucking mental, and surely won't stand up to any serious scrutiny.
It's a PR exercise. She will be allowed back but they can atleast say it's someone else's fault.
She's probably nailed on for a Dutch passport.
Well, I laughed. @Boydy
Londonistan :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeC0ZTT8n7E
Found this incredibly amusing for some reason.
"Biscoff."
I'm happy this video has found it's way here. His stuff is great.
I found this funnier than maybe I should have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_RaFTCxuR8
You've all run mad.
Ever since....
Look the last two years have been difficult ok? Been a downwards slope, like.
Is that one of igor's mates?
That's Pepe vs Lewis.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
lol at people ditching his music and that now as if last week it was still debatable, and a documentary is more convincing than him bunging a family twenty million dollars.
Yeah I don't get the whole ditching the music.
Yeah, it's not like the royalties are going to him.
I bet they're not ditching David Bowie for being a strokey.
For some reason just seeing 'The Bill' reminded me of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaguioYv46c
After Igor trying to ruin the thread, nay, destroy the board, Phonics has saved us all.
If Michael Jackson is still alright, which he is, then Gary Glitter is long overdue rehabilitation. That House of the Rising Sun cover he used to do is top drawer.
ffs you were the one encouraging me to share my dad's creative output on here, dickheadQuote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Change your fucking vote then you cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Share another quality throw back video and I will.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
He'll never top that, so your vote won't change. :harold:
Oh my fuck :D
Lord Jerrington. :D
I always imagine that video could so easily have been Baz and Mike.
I listen to a really lame (and excellent) podcast, where 90s Melody Maker journos watch random episodes of top of the pops and have a big chat about it afterwards, and Glitter came up in one. They had a pretty interesting debate (tho one done to death on places like here tbf) comparing the likes of Glitter, Jackson, Pete Townsend (and most 60s rock n roll stars), in terms of how much people are willing to look past their transgressions and why.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I'm not sure really. My instinct is less to campaign for Glitter's reinstatement into the canon, more to use Townsend's nonciness as an extra excuse to take the piss out of people who like The Who, who are shit. And I have no interest in Jackson post-Off The Wall, and he was still black then so it's fine.
I like to think it's the film that killed any ambition Pavel had.
You're thinking of this:Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW0U-eRutHw
Is your version of MTV Cribs still available somewhere?
I wish Luca's Samsung chef video was still around.
Yer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcrlfRb5-gM
Or without music if you're having a quiet one.
And bloopers if you're really bored.
We're going to need a new one.
Or 2 new ones if Mike isn't still at home with mummy.
He's gone back home since Noel Fielding took his job.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Funnily enough, he's started writing a new Internet TV show for us. We're even gonna film it in his flat so it;s 2 for 1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
It'll never get made, like. Soz. I don't get to do fun things anymore.
The lad that did that Lord Jerington thing was someone who actually posted here, wasn't he? What was his name again?
Jord (Lerrington).
That gowlbag? Never knew that.
It was Pavel that made that right? Imagine you were posting on a forum that you were definitely going to be an internationally recognized film director and everyone that disagrees/lols at you is an idiot dullard. Then Baz turns up and you've beeng outdone on acting ability, cinematography and camera quality by Baz improvving his own episode of MTV Cribs.
They're English aren't they? (Well the main lad is brown enough to be on a boat before April comes, but still). Pavel was a nordy.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Your periodic reminder that Pavel's IMDB page is still up. It isn't more detailed than Robert De Niro's anymore, but the fact he took an axe to it after we lolled at him but still left his own quotes in is probably even more lol than had he just left it.
It wasn't Pavel.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
He was actually half decent with a camera.
He's five foot six as well. All of you being manlets would be a much better explanation of the past fifty years than whatever your PhD was going to be on.
I couldn't watch for longer than 10 seconds without closing the tab out of cringe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
If everyone was then surely it wouldn't have any effect?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
If everyone is constantly angry and looking for fights over nothing. Of course it would.
No, I mean if everyone is short then being short by your standards wouldn't matter.
It's not a relative measure.
:saywhat:
Alright calm down mate see what I mean.
:D
You prick.
Can I say how happy I am that we have 3 active threads at midnight on a Friday, and I am not 'on the ropes' in any of them.
Give it time.
Nah, you just were on fb messenger instead.
Or twitter.
Imagine his diary.
Guys, it's a memoir.
This is brilliant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bernanke
Writing is a big word :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Baz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5FTBHX63Lg
wait for it
Jesus, those haircuts and waistcoats. Such scene kids.
From what I've just read, Townshend didn't get charged despite paying for the site and had a believable excuse.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
https://ultimateclassicrock.com/pete...d-porn-arrest/
Not the best source, mind.
What has happened to make everybody think MJ is a nonce again?
There was a 2 part 4 HOUR documentary on channel 4 about him. But did anyone actually stop thinking he was a nonce anyway?
Was there anything new or has it just reminded everyone again?
I only watched an hour of the first one, then I got bored.
It's difficult because I wasn't really aware of what he was meant to have done. The only thing I had heard was that 'his dad had robbed him of his childhood, so he thought he was a kid and nonced some kids accidentally'.
However, somewhere between him having a 7 year old give him a blowjob and MJ licking said 7 year olds arse hole while he strummed one out, I decided it might be a bit worse than that.
Just remembered this one. Get voting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNaoDObtzxw
Now I'm just sad.
Have the remix:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wROg_NULds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x12-fnAVPyA
@Giggles preparing his dinner
It's a very different tone, but that reminds me of the family trying to rid their kitchen of a bat.
hahah, the guy who showed me the soup video showed me the bat video immediately afterwards. the bat one is probably funnier in fairness.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
:D They are mad cunts.
I might be interested in karaoke now.
Giggles in the white.
I thought the guy in green right until the very last line from the guy in white.
The channel is gold:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLoRzU8dYks
what does junkie joe joyce have to say about this
He's no Racing Ron Davis.
Fucking hell, are these genuine?
That Tommy Tiernan bit where he mocks the 'traveller' accent finally makes sense. It all just sounded Irish before.
for those who haven't seen:Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMV2tfk3PXQ
They don't just use YouTube for calling each other out to fight.
https://youtu.be/VzfAYuHLNVY
I don't understand. Is that some kind of inside joke I'm not up to speed with?
There's nothing inside about it but knackers are a bit of a joke indeed. That said, they'd cut out your eyeballs without a moment's hesitation so I wouldn't go telling them.
I bet Irish Travellers are far more interesting people to interact with than Giggles is
So would I.Quote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
Nobody has ever called travellers boring.
I'd really love to see mockers interacting with them actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
When I left school I worked at a local Theme Park for a couple of summers. Every Bank Holiday, the place used to fill with them. It was unbelievably entertaining if you don't mind being called a cunt by 7 year olds then watching them get a belting from their mums.
That pipework they did on the young lad in Lurgan is the one always reminds me never to mess with them.
:D
I bet Igor has one of those as an icebreaker.
On the road where my Dad's house is (well it's not his anymore but still) there are only 4 landowners, one of which are a bunch of travellers. Originally it was just two fairly large plots of land with loads of caravans but then they built a large house on each plot as well as loads of bungalows.
The kids always used to pitch up in the back garden. It's pretty funny being asked for a fight ('big man') by ones that were at least 4 years younger and half my height/weight. They're brilliant fun.
Being Czech i’ve met plenty of gypsies, which are orders of magnitude “worse” than the travellers. I’d say 50% are good guys.
How many travellers have you met?
Because I've met both, and the worst a gypsy has done around me is try to sell me a shitty flower wrapped in foil for some reason.
I’m a traveller myself, got thousands of Lufthansa loyalty points
Yeah, the European gypos are a different breed to our 'travellers', who are basically just low-level retards. Multi used to have some lol stories about them when he was in Romania.
Yeah, the Roma around here are hilarious. My friend was having dinner at a cafe outside once and this 7 year old just ran by and grabbed the steak off the plate and did a runner.
"It's annonymous". Yeah. Alright mate.
:d
There's a feel good story coming out of that when a international effort frees him.
There's a second part.
Unlucky mate.
There is some intense stuff coming from that Russian plane fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irzzya97Ldg
I reckon the perp thought was going to have a much bigger effect than it did.
Arnie with the no sell.
:lol:
I love that man so much.
There's some shite, as with any list but some of these are class.
https://www.balls.ie/the-rewind/intr...e-video-413714
I add this one to the working shortlist
https://youtu.be/jsUvcjk8J5c
That's fucking mental. What the fuck is that?
Do you actually like Peter Crouch? He's a bellend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
He's a don.
This is what watching a dying culture must be like. Even the reporter's name was bollocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Seán Sheehy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
More added to the final voting now. Dunphy on Liddle had to be in there.
https://www.balls.ie/amp/the-rewind/...e-video-413782
In what possible way? It's such forced 'I'm white and awkward!' bollocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
That What's Snots video is brilliant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Looking forward to giving those Irish videos a watch soon.
I presume the bat in the kitchen video is in there? :lol:
This is still my favourite of the lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prep4trYNj4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prep4trYNj4
You don't realise how small he is until you see the second one, and you can sort of understand his rage.
Hopped on him like a grenade.
:D
He'll probably turn back up with an M16 (if he's big enough to carry it) next week and mow everyone in the place down.
Apparently he lives in a mini-van (must be like a palace to him) and fights homeless people.
That's alot of kneecapings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex
I've now watched his recreation of his 'MMA' at least ten times. Absolute zoomer.
This is still a great clatter which for some reason has been going viral like wildfire in the last few days again. The best bit is Paídis utter shock at dropping the Corkman.
Some difference to the pussies playing today.
That ruthless streak. :cool:
Self defence.
Wildest part of that is that the boy’s name is Maverick. These must have all been McCain 08 love children or something
Just a Top Gun fan, like Maverick Vinales' parents.
A white van coming along at just the right moment seems fitting.
I feel like we're missing all of the context for that. Like, was he convicted of diddling or just suspected?
Something tells me they had him bang to rights.
Those online vigilantes normally have it fairly bang on as they'll have made contact as a kid. That's if they landed at the right doorstep or picked out the right fella.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
Or the police look at it, consider it manslaughter and the JUSTICE gets served in the other direction.
Could happen too. Good intentions or not, they're all operating outside the law.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
https://youtu.be/VnU2y8ODKn0
Still funny.
Don't care.
Fuck off.
That's something I would have expected Igor to post.
North Korean children's television is fucking great.
https://youtu.be/rF_nuy8zSo4
Seriously. Nostalgia has a lot to answer for.
Stop it. He's already dead.
:D
She kept filming :D
Ole's at the wheel etc.
You'd think at their age they'd be better at it. :D
"Thankf for watching." :D
It worked, it got their attention.
Martin Keown donned that. Banterman's arse fell right out.
That's brilliant :D
Humphries definitely has aspergers or similar. Some of his tweets are genuinely insane.
:D
That's the best animal video I've seen.
:rosebud:
Our cat went blind and couldn't find the litter tray. He found the doormat and said, "This feels like it." for the final years of his life. :(
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and...shocks-drivers
I love how British this is. :D
I'm 90% sure that's a clip from the new Christmas Gavin and Stacey.
You have to be thick and slow to be caught by that.
Health and safety fascism.
Wow. He got all of that.
Shiiiiii
That's amazing.
I don't understand how you don't slow down in that situation.
He's so determined not to actually fall that he's getting a foot out in front faster each time, thus speeding up until gravity beats him.
Yeah, but he has no forward momentum to start with, it's not like he's come off a 20 yard run into that delivery.
He's translating downward momentum into forward momentum by getting the foot out. It's like how if you trip and are going to fall the best way to style it out is to break into a jog for a second.
Someone I know got that on a cake for her birthday. She is not called Jane.
https://i.imgur.com/0OTTo8r_d.jpg?ma...idelity=medium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpstehly5-E
Can't get enough of these, even if half the episodes are Bart being raped.
Sort of reminds me of this message my mate got on boxing day a couple of years ago:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net...b7&oe=5EBC480D
Obviously she got his name right, as it was on FB, but he has absolutely no idea who she is, and what it's referring to. Zero mutual friends, and from a place he has no connection to. After initially assuming it was a wind up (with me the main suspect), it seemed like she was a proper person. Profile had existed for years, and she had plenty of friends. Fuck knows.
:D
"Lounge lizard" is quite an old-school put-down too, not something you hear often.
Ha, I know right. As well as being very niche, it's pretty accurate - google supports my memory that it means someone who goes out and tries to charm rich women, and that's pretty much one of his favourite hobbies. Maybe he shagged her mum or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex
Honey badger don't give a shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI
Stoffle :cool:
On that note, I can't find the original without the fucking awful music but I do love this video of a Fox and a Badger who have become hunting buddies. Watching the fox lead but wait for his friend is straight out of a Disney movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_noQz9m4j00
All animal becoming friends with totally different animal stories are top stuff.
Give me any headline like "Depressed Goat Mr. G Won’t Eat Until He’s Reunited With His Donkey Best Friend Jellybean" and you know I'm clicking on it
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/depre...xUrUsoF1p1-A3I
That's great :D
Y'know, I was expecting something elaborate and still was impressed. I hope the laptop didn't kill the kid.
The kid that shows up at the end?
I saw that earlier, and all I took from it was that that is the least appealing cake I've ever seen.
He could've had a spare.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
I was watching an rFactor2 race last night and Jack Nicholls' voice (and name on the entry list) caught me right out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORRgU8sGdE
He predicted the virus.
This is surprisingly great for a random youtube series with fuck all views:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aay5NQZhARk
somewhere between 3:02 and 3:06 you can see a shadow change in the top left the faking cunts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Bruh is absolutely the right amount of bored and petty. Well in lad.
Actually... are you even on LOCKDOWN?
Nah I'm at work here at the #deathbox as I've been referring to it over the past few weeks.
Nice to have a job, not nice to imagine constantly being INFECTED any time i walk down a hallway.
:lol:
:happycry:
What the fuck is that? :D
Fake, the monkey is on a piece of string. The reason it claws at the kid is because it's trying to stop being pulled back in.
For once, he’s not wrong.
It's from a play I'm directing about Rotherham.
Ooof.
All the good will you built up doing Werewolf gone. Gone. Just like that.
Turn the audio off and there's something genuinely calming about it.
I used to like doing that with sock fluff.
I still do. Sometimes your whole foot catches fire and it's exhilirating.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
People be losing their shit over this but my first reaction was that it's a troll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZn5dUQJ810
I can conceive of americans making what is essentially a cup of hot sugar and calling it tea but no-one on earth seriously thinks that bowl was anywhere approaching mixed.
It has to be. She dumps a spoonful in an already made cup of tea.
I think that's just a second take but it does beg the question of what the fuck are they going to do with that giant bowl of almost all sugar?
Vera Farmiga?
https://youtu.be/bztjpZLjCsI
HERE is my quiz round from today.
10 TV Shows (and 1 film, the penultimate one) that are remakes of UK/US ones, half a point for identifying each country these remakes were made in, and half point each for identifying the original tv show being remade. I was amazed by how well my mates did, I was worried it'd be 1sa and 2s but average was about 5/10.
Julia Ann is a woman of many talents.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Skills.
Not sure how he missed Phil Mitchell deflating, but that's a solid list.
ear cataracts?
I'd love to have been a production assistant on that show.
'Hi, this is... yeah, from Burp. Could I speak to one of the Loose Women, please? Any of them, really. Yeah. So could we maybe come on set and slap her? Yeah? That's great, we'll be round 2pm Tuesday.'
Where's Burger Barry?
Wahey lads.
Well that's 60 seconds I'll never get back
Didn't expect all that Michael Caine.
Did you say "Beads"?
her?
:cool:
I had been afraid he'd hop on that wagon.
Thoughts on this? :rosebud:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvp6gaz1EW0
Give that man a drink. Or ... maybe not.
Clever dog.
He learned it from her.
His face was pure 'ugh, this bitch again'.
The first part sets the scene, be sure to watch his second clip in the replies.
I think it's been deleted.
Is it that fat woman in the pub? :rosebud:
No, it just never works when I try and do it on my phone.
Toggle Spoiler
Okay, that's great. :D
:lol:
Tremendous.
Noob. Baby oil and a nail brush would have it off in 20 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsstcXenKc0
What the fuck is wrong with him? Why does he talk like that?
He has a Michael Jackson nose. It's probably lost function.
Looks like my missus trying a new parking technique...
https://gyazo.com/d8cd7d73fd7e8b027f91dcdd0f52f5a0.gif
I can’t get this song out of my head:
https://youtu.be/CQsMFQZa8os
Enjoy.
Glorious. Like a brutally sharp Talking Heads.
I've seen that before and it's surreal.
22:59 to 23:47 is gold. Wonder what the guy is like now.
I just jumped to a completely random part and they just had this holding shot in complete silence for 10 seconds and then he starts talking about his insurance company car only giving him a 1.4l instead of a 1.9.
https://i.imgur.com/jKz0kxs.png
They do that a lot, there's a great bit in the young people episode where they keep cutting back to the same shot of uncomfortably silent parents.
You would be too busy swerving illegals and badly driven foreign lorries to make something like that now. Tragic.
Man, I love this banality. I'd probably follow Kiko with a camera for a week if I knew that was what I'd get.
'The football? Well, I'm originally from Manchester, so...'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KlWtu60lkw
I might watch the whole series now.
Sorry for Reddit but this :lol:
https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeople...tm_name=iossmf
Arson Sam is still one of the best things on YouTube. Your man just took episodes of fireman Sam and reversed them so he's a mad arsonist. The subtitles make it.
https://youtu.be/PI_4XaaX2bQ
Thanks to the YouTube algorithm, this classic popped up on my recommended today
https://youtu.be/87Cwaf8pyN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkiOmWopEE8
Baz styling it out.
Brilliant. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by 7om
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by John Arne
Golden Retrievers are just perfect.
Fuck off. :sick:
Deserved for the jump.
If you pause it he looks like he's doing Smooth Criminal.
Henry > Baz.
I think Peter is my favourite.
Kevin Squelch looks like he's being fired upon.
Kevin Squelch is the worst name in the world.
Fuck that's a tune.
Absolutely brilliant.
:sick:
How the fuck do you say it?
She's made her living off double entendre's for all these years and now she's becoming Smiffy out of Gavin and Stacey?
Micro (as in the size of your penis) wave (as in the greeting).Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
I believe he may have been joking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
I lolled out loud at all the Twitter mongs thinking she actually says it like that. They should have been banned off the internet.
I couldn't pass up on the opportunity for a micropenis joke, BANTER.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
It would still look big in your hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
As it would if you were sucking on it.
We appear to be at a stalemate.
Game set and match for the draw there.
You would be talking about drawers you arse-eating pervert.
Draw not drawers.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Play along you bog roll munching pervert.
I recommend muting the obnoxious soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu38F7beXj0&list=WL&index=10
This is tremendous :D
Mandela, Princess Di, and MLK are highlights.
I lost my shit at Nelson Mandela :D
Mandela is the one. Superb.
Give Ayrton an Argentina shirt and save face.
Thank you for that, haven't laughed so much in a while.
I feel a bit sorry for them lads.
If that was done by an elite Hollywood SFX guy I'd say it's quality, the fact it's probably done by some casual gimp is mindblowing. Disturbingly good.
It's genuinely incredible.
The third guy wearing a belt :D
Mate, your pants are fucking tighter than a nats arse, they aren't falling fucking down.
Who are they?
Also, whoever started that trend of trouser lengths with no socks is up there with Hitler.
:lol:
Some good wrestling versions in the replies as well.
That'll sting in the morning.
He's done well to walk it off. A skinny little weed would have been in bits.
The sounds makes that. :lol:
I didn't have the sound on. Assumed it wouldn't have any. That makes it :D
That would've killed kid me. The sounds are the best, though. Nowt worse when you start balling and there's no adults around. Welcome to lockdown, fatso.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
The momentum he was carrying. :D
Is that one of those electric bikes? Genuinely mental that parents let their kids go out on such things. One of my colleagues' eight year old was hit by a car while on one (not too badly, but still).
I fell down an uncovered manhole (oi oi) messing about on a building site when I was ten/eleven, had a little whinge, and then limped home. I expect it was a New Labour thing to start fencing them off, because it seems pretty mad now to think that they used to just leave them unsecured for kids to mess about on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
I remember trying to conquer my fear of heights by dropping off a 15 foot wall as a kid. Didn't stick the landing, cracked my head off the floor, went home and slept it off. :cool:
Explains a lot.
It did nowt for my fear of heights. :(
Pretty justified to be fair.
That's what I thought on first glance. Learn to pedal, you little twerp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Always control your fall to land on your side (arse and thigh first) and roll, lads. If you don't have that instinct build into your DNA then there's probably little hope for you.
I landed but the fact I was landing on a slope meant I fell and bumped my head after planting my feet. All things considered, that probably stopped my skull being cracked.
:D
Reminds me when I was a kid and saw another kid on roller blades going down the big hill in the park, going too fast to stop and putting his hands out to try and grab the gate at the bottom only for his hands to miss and go through the bars. Same sound.
If that happened here the kid would have been awarded about 80 grand from the owners of the house by now.
Yet you bury babies in a sewage pipe.
Am I the only one who couldn't see the original tweet?
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Manc
Don’t recall ever doing it but I’ve had a few blackouts in my day.
I don’t think I should really do a “you did...” with a Brit though anyway.
Strange how this has blown up. I swear it was viral a long time ago but this new variant has got it re-trending much bigger than the first wave. BBC articles, GMB appearances, the whole lot. The worst of it has to be this:Quote:
Originally Posted by -james-
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKJoASFg...on_share_sheet
At least the online abuse in the first time round was founded upon treating them as humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--YPK44OzwQ
Volume two.
That Ghost Jacko headline :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuweKW834rw&feature=youtu.be
my cat ft. my annoying laugh
Even the proper random kayfabe igor of my imagination would never post lolcat content. Shameful.
but it's my actual cat, you cunt. eat my ass, dickhead.
Sat there pointing your phone at it for hours waiting for something.
Then fake laughing all over it, what a fall from grace this is.
fall from grace my ass, posting stupid youtube videos is my bread and butter. i only pretended to be a thoughtful, funny poster to appease wankers like you, now i'm gonna go out in a blaze of glory posting embedded lol wacky well random tim and eric style videos until i get banned. fuck you.
Magnificent. The fact she tries to solve the problem by running him over is astounding.
:lol:
:lol:
I got in trouble when I worked at BHS after I failed to keep a straight face when an old man fell over on the escalator and caused a similar pile up.
I'm glad those cunts went bust. I was right. This shit remains funny.
That is so good. :D
:happycry:
That's made my day. :D
lol
He looks like Amigo as well.
He's lucky he didn't glass someone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf3OgWVkzlI
This is why people coke up before interviews.
I'll raise you Tom Cruise.
https://youtu.be/qQgXEkL3NV4
It's a masterclass in avoiding difficult questions. Wow, he really does drag Katie Holmes out there.
Okay, I didn't expect there to be the second guy shitting. :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
The key thing is there's at least two deviants there who don't lock the stalls when they're shitting.
Yeah that made me crack up :D
:D
What a smashing drive.
Complete thin as well, tragic scenes.
The noise is the most satisfying thing about it.
Some brilliant comments. This is my favourite:
Jesus. I need to watch the golf video again a dozen times to forget that.
Someone send a link of it that doesn't need me to verify my age to google.
That's brutal. The link confirms the geezer is (unsurprisingly) dead as well.
Well yeah they knew he was dead cos otherwise they’d have helped him. Agonal breathing is just plain weird innit.
I live for videos of it though. :drool:
He died in hospital.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
:lol:
That is a strong woooo. It might actually be Harold.
:D
Unflappable. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tayp9AobZ00&ab_channel=RateMyTakeaway
Anyone fancy a bit of nibble & nosh down in'Arrogate? Danny brings the table.
Slid into my recommendations this morning. Can't fault the production.
"We don't waste nowt around here."
Aye, mate. We know.
His 'loaf of breakfast' video should be shown far and wide.
I've just started that. He orders a coffee and a chocolate milkshake with it. If the camera wasn't rolling, he'd club the lass at the counter with his big hoofs as soon as she asked him where his mask was.
He's been in my recommendations for a few days now but never watched a video of his until that post, he's alright.
Just watched the munchie box one which looks absolutely grim.
Having gone through a few of his videos, turns out the north is in an even worse state than I thought.
Personable fat man enjoys average food, that loaf breakfast also looks shite.
Yeah, that's someone paying for the idea rather than the execution. Although I can't imagine him ever putting a meal down. Real Homer Simpson food critic territory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1-MN31zyMA
For those who liked Burnt Face Man. Just returned after 11 years.
I've just seen David Firth's actual face for the first time. Haunted.
https://bingeddata.s3.amazonaws.com/...iXvXxYwdxd.jpg
"In my spare time I like to throw children off balconies..."
My favourite thing like that was on Facebook. Someone hired some Pikeys to clear their garden but they scratched his car at some point and he refused to pay them.
So they went back that night and put everything back along with a load of other shit for good measure. I can't find the video but it was fucking gold.
:D
What a prick.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
What a run of victories.
I'd rise up out of my grave and throttle the cunt.
Is that an actual language or just random noises?
Both
S’alright, that.
RIP Taylor. Wiv da angles now.
He's no Finchy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
RIP in pieces Taylor.
Window wipe crew 4 lyf.
On behalf of my people, I'm truly sorry.
The noise. :cab:
Popped ankles.
You've got to be a proper scumbag to laugh whilst filming that.
:lol:
:D
I don't know what that is, but it isn't a chimp.
That's a bear.
Bears don't have thumbs. Chimps don't have long faces.
It's either a really good costume or It's a werewolf.
And with that, I nominate Mahow (first nomination)
Based on how implausibly camp the delivery man is, I'm guessing it's all staged.
EDIT: 'It's a woman, Derek'
It's 100% staged, but what is the beastie? I am going child in a costume.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
If you pause the video around 0:11 the side-on view makes the head look more monkeyish. I've been doing this for the last five minutes to avoid having to ring back a customer and you know what, I might continue doing so for the rest of the day.
I feel sorry for The folk that don’t understand that reference and haven’t seen the video :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
I just can't stop watching farage being paid to say stupid memes on cameo.
"remoaner big chungus has launched a military coup" is up there with Russo's @Lewis promo
It's sort of tragic that, but good for him cashing in on stupid shit without having to go on reality telly.
I can't remember if you've always been as weird as you have for the last few weeks.
He's definitely getting worse.
Eh?
Keth and the snipers nest :lol:
That might just be funnier because of their accents and reaction though.
Mortimer's 'Sniper's Dream' on WILTY was superb tbf.
Nevermind bullying we need to be going after the people putting shite music over videos for no apparent reason.
Fuck me I'd sooner stay sacked.
:lol:
He must have a humiliation kink.
The shoe falling off is just perfect.
I don't know how but I got into watching videos from the Cracking the Cryptic channel on YouTube.
It's so good:
https://youtu.be/yKf9aUIxdb4
Like those videos of watching people eat and shit. Fam, just do it yourself, autonomy is not a disease.
If it was a world class eater/shitter doing their best work I'm sure I'd give it a watch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
Why don't you just play football instead of watching it?
It's a sudoku not a complex system like football. A 10 year-old could do the most difficult one in the world.
I watched it, I really liked it tbh.
When Taz is right and Monghow is wrong a Universal truth has been found.
Enjoyable.
How on earth did no one spark him out? Pathetic.
There's so much too that. Every frame's a present.
Would you have ehQuote:
Originally Posted by Manc
Nah, you listen to his demands first. Probably wants his kids back.
Happily.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
If you end up stepping in with a punch/push that leaves him dead/wheelchair bound, I presume you'd get fucked by the courts, no?
I reckon you'd be alright.
Are you suggesting you have enough power to do that sort of damage?
Solid broQuote:
Originally Posted by Manc
Christ we’re about two posts away from “my dad would have your dad”.
Also, for as much as he was kicking off, six injuries sounds low.
Dressed as Spiderman twatting people with a crutch. I couldn't think of anything more small time. Waff outing himself as a wet flannel.
The irony :drool:
To be fair, that kick was impressive.
Anyone know what caused the ruckus? It seems to be something involving the security guy who I can't see in the back room brawl (which was very, very WWF), just every other member of staff getting battered.
Literally just got home from that Asda and am seeing that footage for the first time. Bananas. Love the nun getting stuck in.
They're a group of cunts that go round kicking off with people for no reason to record it
They need to meet a black van shortly. A few costumes hung up in a wood somewhere would be a good message.
:lol:
Fucking dingbat camera man just watching the dude drown
And to applaud with his free hand. :D
It’s fake. The longer video is on the replies. The guy gets out 2 seconds later and also works there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spammer
I liked him knocking gently on the tank, yeah that'll do it mate.
A seagull dive bombed me twice when I was walking with a sausage roll. It would have had a third crack but I called it a faggot and eyeballed it and it thought better of it. Magnificent pests. I saw one eating a dead pigeon recently as well.
I was in Margate the other night (weren't we all) and thousands of the fuckers woke me up at 4am. Such an evocative noise. I hate it when they come inland and I can hear the noise without also being able to smell that filthy briny wrack smell that you get at all English seaside holes.
One to half a pastie right out of my hand in one of those Cornwall towns (the junkie surfer one) on holiday a few years back. And I fell over a park bench trying to punch it :face:
:lol:
Was gonna put this in the rugby thread but I don't think it requires rugby interest to appreciate it.
I missed this. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
:lol:
They've justified their existence with that anecdote alone.
That rugby celebration :lol:
They? We'll have you for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
What are seagulls preferred pronouns then?
Dons.
:lol:
I don't even...
You should start doing TTH related animations. Magic pissing blood, Yev alternating shagging and script writing, Mahow just sat in a gaming chair for 30 seconds.
What happened to TTH podcast?
Episode 2s storyline has already been finalised (Goldilocks and the three bears) but I’ll suggest it for further videos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
Baz :cool:
Best idea I've heard in a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
The first episode will take place once you, Giggles and Mahow let me know your availability.Quote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
You're a fucking maniac :D