There would be one tremendously dirty shirt left behind as evidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adamski
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There would be one tremendously dirty shirt left behind as evidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adamski
Found it. Just ordered tomatoes and spaghetti to celebrate.
Where was it?
Recycling bin in among a couple of site induction handbooks that I'd chucked out of the car. It goes in the morning too. £450 and €650.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
If I had a penny for every time I put half a months wage in the recycling bin.
Well done for finding it, but you feel elated right now.
I remember about 10 years ago going to the cashpoint to withdraw £20 before going to the pub. I got the money, and by the time I'd got to the pub (30 second walk) I'd lost it. Still makes me seethe to this day.
A complete one off in the circumstances. Apart from buying a car I don't think I've ever had cash like that going around, nor will I again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
So relieved, was really annoying me all day and I had searched nearly everywhere inside. I'm the same as that, I hate even losing a tenner. I think last time it happened was similar but it turned out of hadn't actually taken the cash from the machine. I didn't know until I seen the amount credited back a few days later.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
We've got a load of new computers in today, jumping us from Windows XP to Windows 10. We have some 'Floor walkers' floating around, but seeing as the whole court is being done they are pretty sparse. I made the mistake of helping someone with a step I have already done and now seem to be the go-to for all the over 50's that can't follow a step by step guide.
'It says click on file, where's that?'
'The same place as it was on the old computer'
Oh yeah, I didn't see it there!
Just fucking retire, Maureen.
Yeah, it's difficult not to patronise people in situations like that.
It amazes me how truly fucking useless some people are.
Spikey, where's the any key?
Oh I'm basically IT-Lite in the office as I'm the only twenty-something generally insight. It's so annoying because as you say half the time it's something that's right in front of them.
I always get so frustrated as if I'm the only one that can read and follow directions.
"It says it's out of paper."
"Does it now?"
"Well what should I do?"
u fuckin wot m8
Fucking powercut thirty seconds before I was going to step into a shower. :moop:
The self service machine here, after 'deposit cheque' has three options - enter details (sort code account number), paying in slip and select account. I swear every fucker shouts at me WHY ISNT IT WORKING, I go over and inevitably it says 'can't recognise paying in slip'.
Did you have a paying in slip?
'No I put my card in'
...why didn't you press the picture of the card that says select account?
'...'
This isn't just old people, people in their 20s do it too. The picture for paying in slip does look like a cheque, but they've already pressed 'deposit cheque', just read the fucking screen you spacker.
Same here, the school pays a company a huge sum to have IT support in once or twice week, they also have a ICT coordinator on site at all times yet everyone just comes to me. The first week back is a nightmare if anyone has been in working and moves a computer or unplugged anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Lmao we have an IT guy literally on site all day long. It's madness!
The WORST thing I hate that they do now... they'll just loudly state their problem instead of asking me to help them with it.
Like they "wouldn't want to bother me oh no :(" even though it's 10x more bothersome when they try to be sneaky about it.
"Why isn't my mouse working?!?!!?!?!!"
*sits silently in corner of office*
"But! It was working just fine!"
*continues to sit silently*
"UGH! I can't believe this!"
"Wellll is it plugged in Martha?!"
"Oh my goodness how silly of me! It's come undone!"
This type of shit happens all the time.
Do you work in porn?
It's always Martha. Fucking Martha.
"ICT Coordinator"
lol.
I was tired all day in work today but do I want to sleep now? Nooo, of course not.
I'm awake with a teething baby. She has done this the last 3 Wednesday nights when I have her on Thursdays. She will now be a cranky mess all day. Yay.
Aye you exercising?Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
I recently went back to the gym after a few months off and (baby interface aside) I am sleeping so much better.
Lloyds bank specifically marketing themselves to people with cancer seems properly hawkish.
Baby interface :D
Found out the other day one of my old mates' mates got a dig in the pus by a big black guy for having dreadlocks (he's white, really white). I'm not sure who is the biggest cunt here but it went as follows:
"Why you got dreadlocks man, they are a sign of oppression of my people"
"Hey man, everyone experiences oppression at some point"
*punch*
:D
He also called a lifeguard at the local swimming baths 'a pawn of the government' because he wouldn't let him use the water slide because it was closed for repair. :face:
Where do you even start with a post like that?
I was rooting for your buddy until he hit mans with the "Hey, we all experience oppression at some point!" line.
I wasn't. White people with dreadlocks deserve everything they get. Not because it's offensive, but at least one person needs to take the piss out of them every day.
Protect yourself at all times.
Black people 'claiming' shitlocks is one of the more bizarre developments in this whole wanker area. They have been used (which isn't really the right word, because it will have been purely practical in most cases) all over the world forever. The black dickhead in question should be done for a HATE CRIME.
I thought they represented being a filthy cunt.
As much as dreadlocks on a white guy are a big no no (because they look shit), the black guy needs to get the fuck over himself.
Great. Dreadlocks on white guys never look right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Check engine light came on in my mom's car. Called the dealership to make an appointment for tomorrow to bring it in.
"Oh, we don't do diagnostics on Saturday because they're our busiest day and we try to get as many oil changes done as possible. Is there another day I can get you guys in?"
I'm sorry.... my vehicle that you sold me is having a problem. The fuck you mean I can't bring it in for you to look at on Saturday? You fucking what?
Well they actually didn't say that they wouldn't, they asked if you could bring it in another day instead and they gave you a perfectly valid reason why it would be an issue. Not like you to fly into a fit of rage at the most minimal of affronts.
"You think you can just close at 5 PM? You sold me this car!"
What an entitled little shit.
In fairness, whether he's right or wrong, it's still ok to be fucked off by it. It's the little things.
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Originally Posted by phonics
Why are so many of you absolute fucking idiots, exactly? They're open from 7am to 2pm. People work Monday thru Friday. Why the fuck wouldn't they be able to plug in the little computer and run a fucking diagnostic test? That's sheer stupidity.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Dickheads talking about being entitled are you people fucking high?
Always in a rush to condemn shit I say instead of stopping and thinking how fucking asinine it is.
It's a fucking handheld device they plug into the car to see what's wrong with it. It's not an engine replacement.
Talk that shit.
And I know I'm going to get shit for my latest overreaction but this shit is getting old to be very honest.
Oh God, not again.
I'm with Bruh here. Services like that not being available on weekends when people work full time during the week is a pain in the arse.
It kind of seems like the company has a reason for this policy, the person you're talking to is being polite, and meanwhile you're on one. That's my assessment, correct me if I'm wrongQuote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Well, I was wildly polite on the phone and then come here to vent. I didn't give the guy any problems on the phone i'm not a monster smfh.
"Hey let's have a thread to vent about small inconveniences"
"Why the fuck can't they plug in a handheld computer to see what's wrong with my car?"
"Whoa look at this entitled piece of shit smfh"
fuck off.
2 faced cunt.