Kane would be a £200 million player if nobody knew what he sounded like.
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Kane would be a £200 million player if nobody knew what he sounded like.
I'd be a £200m player if nobody knew what I played like.
Absolutely mugged (again). Some fairly next level shit on the defending front though. Jesus. Lovren playing with the calm authority of a man who knows the alternative is Ragnar 'The Most Expensive Estonian in History' Klavan.
Thought their 'keeper had a belting game.
Cologne have been on the piss on Upper Street all day. Quite a turnout. The sirens have been blaring all afternoon.
https://twitter.com/EmanDaGoonn/stat...30461134512128
Decent effort
Atalanta to dick Everton.
Milan 3-0 up against Austria Vienna after 20 minutes. That Andre Silva chap has slipped under my radar until this season, he any good?
Bloody hell they're destroying Everton.
Skenderbeu doing a job in Kiev. :cool:
2-0 :harold:
Gotta love the name FC FCSB that Steaua are sporting this days.
This is what happens when you have to overcome shite like Brighton and Huddersfield instead of actual teams with footballing ability. Unlucky English teams.
3. :D
Dots.
I'm not watching it, but the Everton XI looks mesmerisingly bad.
It is shocking. And the team who hasn't played in Europe for 26 years looks every bit at home (even though they aren't technically at home either).
What do you mean they're not technically at home?
EDIT: Nevermind, livescore has them playing at their stadium but it seems that's not the case.
It's being played two hours away because Atalanta's stadium apparently doesn't meet UEFA's standards. Considering some of the shite that gets to the group stages and doesn't have that issue, I wonder how much of a dump it is.
Which stadium is it? Atalanta look good - and their second goal was brilliant - but Everton have been woeful.
Playing Maitland-Niles instead of Wilshere :( It's over.
Arsenal match has now been delayed by an hour because the Cologne fans are being dicks or something.
Good win for us (AEK). Haven't seen us playing in the knockout rounds of a european competition in a decade and we have a very good chance of going through (despite being 4th seed). Gotta love a lucky draw.
20 thousand Koln fans have turned up at the stadium. They have an allocation of 2900 :D
Just seen the goals from the Everton game. The third shows some of the worst defending I've ever seen. Keane looked like he'd forgotten which sport he was playing.
Second was a really beaut.
That was a lovely finish, but there was still some very shoddy defending.
I reckon this BT interviewer has talked Koeman into battering a few of his players.
Jenas was good fun there. Keown had been talking about how the delay might affect fans, some of whom he reckons won't bother now that the game is scheduled to finish at about eleven, and Jenas popped his neb in to allay any fears that the players might have been warming up too early.
These streams are fucked, are BT Sports just playing a different game until the Arsenal match kicks off?
If this was Turks or Russians, we'd be shitting our collective pants.
Thank goodness for the Germans and their 'football culture', ja ja, Currywurst for me bitte schön and a side order of pre-ironic social norms.
They've taken over about 6 sections apparently. You have to scan your ticket to get through the turnstiles normally so I've got no idea how they've done so.
Haven't the stewards shit themselves and let them in?
Can we borrow them for the Doncaster match next week? They've only sold about 10 thousand tickets.
Seems they've bought tickets in the home seats and are trying to pile from there into the away end. Would be surprised if the game went ahead.
Does Steve Bould do ticketing as well? What an absolute shambles.
Cologne should get booted out of the competition.
Weirdly enough British Telecom don't think Switzerlands a target market.
:harold:
They've all bought Arsenal tops and are in the home end. Some cunt just posted a video of German songs booming around the home fans. :harold:
Cologne winning at home already.
This bouncing thing is handy, you can see people joining in all round the stadium.
Some finish from the Koln boy, but what the fuck was Ospina up to? That was Almunia revisited.